To be named by nfh
 

Uh, good eye, SS.

I kinda liked "muse to the fucktards" but that may not be appropriate here...

Your call, nfh

To be named by nfh
 

As reward for having a good eye, I would ask this opportunity to remind nfh of Ollie's wonderful line, "Goddam muse to the fucktards."

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Something Hasselbeckian?

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No Julius Jones?

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Giant TITS:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=big+tits/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11j672pb2/*-http%3A//www.scr3w.net/scr3w/FunnyPictures/6.jpg[/IMG]

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Isn't he a backup singer for Michael Bolton?

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Holy fuck. Yes, there can DEFINITELY be too much of a good thing.

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My back hurts just looking at that picture.

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I never read the book. But in the movie, Mrs. Garp bites off the dick of the student she's been fucking in his car in the driveway because Mr. Garp, liked to coast into the driveway with the engine and lights off. She never gave the student a blowjob, told him it was over and he wouldn't leave until she gave him one, so she did. The student loses his dick and the Garps lose a son.

TM

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Is it really necessary to repeat the picture when it appears right above your post and can't be missed?

Garp clarification
 

I thought that it was Mrs. Garp's "friend" who had his member bitten (off?) by Mrs. Garp when TS's car rear-ended them in the driveway.

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His mother?!? Gross. I didn't remember the incest aspect...

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"Jones ran for 198 yards and three touchdowns Monday night at Seattle, scoring the last on a 17-yard draw play with 32 seconds left in a 43-39 win. "

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...v=ap&type=lgns

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Either way, it makes me view Cameron Diaz's line from Vanilla Sky in a new light.

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Coinicidentally, this was the title of my college paper on the book.

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The picture is, like PLF, quite subtle. I didn't notice anything unusual about her until I looked at it again, at which time I noticed her odd-looking nose.

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I know who he is. It was a joke. Apparently not a very funny one.

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Who is this buttercup? It's not one of the usual suspects*

*Minka, Letha Weapons, Donita Dunes, etc.

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If the puppies are THAT rubust, yes, it is necessary.

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There is nothing subtle about a pink top with purple pants, no matter what PLF tries to tell you.

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It this real, and not just a photoshop job?

I mean, I didn't even see this chick on the HBO special.

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"Sons On The Chopping Block For The Sins of The Father: Castration and Oedipal Imagery In the Literature of John Updick. Shit. I Meant Updike."

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Or tacked on like Selma Blair's in A Dirty Shame

http://www.dreamlandnews.com/news/im...VanityFair.jpg

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What did you call the paper you wrote on it for Law & Literature?

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Wife, not mother. Mom fucked the dying soldier to get pregnant, then wouldn't touch another guy. She founded a retreat for damaged women.

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I have neither read the book nor seen the movie nor written a paper about it. I feel now that I do not need to read the book or see the movie, and if pressed, I could write a B- paper on it.

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". . . I especially like the part where the guy got his dick bitten off. End of report."

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For some reason, she looks a little like Jennifer Grey (in her DD days) in the face in this picture.

No one puts giant titted Baby in the corner?

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Never rely on the movie. Stick with summaries here, which were all book related.

Remember:

Useful advice
 

From a techie friend on how to make sure that the people fixing my comptuer try to rescue the data on the hard drive: "Tell them you have nudes in there. That'll get them working."

Nobody Puts French Vintners in a Corner
 

French winemakers say government should be promoting alcohol abuse, not fighting it.

At least one FB member is actually a French businessman:

Brooke's penis
 

I don't think that was a reflection. It's hard to tell because of the way the pic's cropped at the bottom, but I think she's actually kneeling in shallow water, and that's her partially-submerged calf.

Because I'm sure you were all DYING to hear my take on this.

tm

Nobody Puts French Vintners in a Corner
 

But can the French get German rieslings and gewurtztraminers shipped directly to them?

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Jennifer Grey had a breast reduction? I always thought it was a nose job that made her face look so different.

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Just like in the first picture, you have to look at her a few times to get passed the nose and notice her breasts.

Then again, I'm one of the few people who thought she was pretty cute post rhinoplasty.

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Since Fringey loves the sports talk, let me give my belated thoughts on the BCS, especially the debate over Cal vs. Texas.

Outable info: I am a Cal grad. I loves me the Golden Bears. Big Cal fan. I was upset that Cal didn't get a BCS bowl bid, but what are you going to do, people have their biases and interests, and someone always gets screwed, this year, it just happened to be Cal (and Auburn, and Utah, if you think about it). That said, Cal had every opportunity to prove itself to the nation's coaches and sportswriters, once during the USC game, and more recently against So. Miss. Cal didn't get it done. No one to blame for that. Also--about being robbed of going to the Rose Bowl--I know this may anger a lot of Cal fans, but to me, it really wouldn't have been that great an acheivement this year. They didn't win the Pac 10--they would have gotten there by default. There would have been an asterisk there in my record book. To be a Cal fan is like being a Cubs fan or a Red Sox fan--when Cal gets to the Rose Bowl, I'd prefer them to have earned their way.

I do think Cal should have gotten a BCS bowl bid though, and I have to admire Tedford for sticking by his principles, and not trying to intentionally run up the score just to impress voters. He seems to be an excellent coach, a good teacher, and shit, a good sportsman.

Okay, and now you Stanfurd fans can reply.

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Salmon, bitch. The top was salmon and the pants were lavender. Subtle, bitch.

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Why the hostility, oh tiny attractive floral one? It's only Wednesday.

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I wasn't talking to you.

Catching up
 

Either Cal or Texas was going to get screwed. Neither is getting screwed as bad as Auburn (and I do not think Auburn is one of the top 2 teams).

The Pac 10 and the Rose Bowl had a choice between tradition and money. They both chose money (and with it, continuing relevance).

Bullshit. They ran up the score when they were able to (nttawwt, given the system they operate under):

Sat, Sep 4 at Air Force W 56-14 --
Sat, Sep 11 New Mexico State W 41-14 --
Thu, Sep 16 at Southern Miss Ppd. --
Sat, Oct 2 at Oregon State W 49-7 --
Sat, Oct 9 at (1) USC L 17-23 --
Sat, Oct 16 UCLA W 45-28 --
Sat, Oct 23 at Arizona W 38-0 --
Sat, Oct 30 (21) Arizona State W 27-0 --
Sat, Nov 6 Oregon W 28-27 --
Sat, Nov 13 at Washington W 42-12 --
Sat, Nov 20 Stanford W 41-6 --
Sat, Dec 4 at Southern Miss W 26-16


I thought Stanford discontinued their football program after Elway graduated.