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Replaced_Texan 12-08-2004 04:00 PM
To be named by nfh
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Congratulations on the 5 k, nfh. Will the board now be named after a link to msnbc.com?
Uh, good eye, SS.

I kinda liked "muse to the fucktards" but that may not be appropriate here...

Your call, nfh

Shape Shifter 12-08-2004 04:03 PM
To be named by nfh
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Uh, good eye, SS.
As reward for having a good eye, I would ask this opportunity to remind nfh of Ollie's wonderful line, "Goddam muse to the fucktards."

ilikenewsocks 12-08-2004 04:03 PM
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Something Hasselbeckian?

Shape Shifter 12-08-2004 04:04 PM
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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
Something Hasselbeckian?
No Julius Jones?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-08-2004 04:04 PM
My gift to the new board
 
Giant TITS:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=big+tits/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11j672pb2/*-http%3A//www.scr3w.net/scr3w/FunnyPictures/6.jpg[/IMG]

Alex_de_Large 12-08-2004 04:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No Julius Jones?
Isn't he a backup singer for Michael Bolton?

Alex_de_Large 12-08-2004 04:06 PM
My gift to the new board
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Giant TITS:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=big+tits/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11j672pb2/*-http%3A//www.scr3w.net/scr3w/FunnyPictures/6.jpg[/IMG]

Holy fuck. Yes, there can DEFINITELY be too much of a good thing.

Replaced_Texan 12-08-2004 04:07 PM
My gift to the new board
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Holy fuck. Yes, there can DEFINITELY be too much of a good thing.
My back hurts just looking at that picture.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-08-2004 04:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Wonk
In the World According to Garp, Mrs. Garp bites off Garp's pecker when the car she is blowing him in gets rear-ended. Sort of a proxy DP gone terribly awry.
I never read the book. But in the movie, Mrs. Garp bites off the dick of the student she's been fucking in his car in the driveway because Mr. Garp, liked to coast into the driveway with the engine and lights off. She never gave the student a blowjob, told him it was over and he wouldn't leave until she gave him one, so she did. The student loses his dick and the Garps lose a son.

TM

robustpuppy 12-08-2004 04:07 PM
My gift to the new board
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Holy fuck. Yes, there can DEFINITELY be too much of a good thing.
Is it really necessary to repeat the picture when it appears right above your post and can't be missed?

Not Bob 12-08-2004 04:08 PM
Garp clarification
 
I thought that it was Mrs. Garp's "friend" who had his member bitten (off?) by Mrs. Garp when TS's car rear-ended them in the driveway.

dtb 12-08-2004 04:09 PM
EEEeeeewwww
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
In the World According to Garp, Mrs. Garp bites off Garp's pecker when the car she is blowing him in gets rear-ended. Sort of a proxy DP gone terribly awry.
His mother?!? Gross. I didn't remember the incest aspect...

Shape Shifter 12-08-2004 04:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Isn't he a backup singer for Michael Bolton?
"Jones ran for 198 yards and three touchdowns Monday night at Seattle, scoring the last on a 17-yard draw play with 32 seconds left in a 43-39 win. "

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...v=ap&type=lgns

Shape Shifter 12-08-2004 04:10 PM
Garp clarification
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
I thought that it was Mrs. Garp's "friend" who had his member bitten (off?) by Mrs. Garp when TS's car rear-ended them in the driveway.
Either way, it makes me view Cameron Diaz's line from Vanilla Sky in a new light.

robustpuppy 12-08-2004 04:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The student loses his dick and the Garps lose a son.
TM
Coinicidentally, this was the title of my college paper on the book.


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