Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by purse junkie
For you? No.

That shirt just screams "tittie-fuck me".

[Replaced_Texan]

http://sinfest.com

Scroll down a bit to get to the comic strip. I recommend starting at the beginning and going from there.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That shirt just screams "tittie-fuck me".

I take it that is a yes.

I have never been titty-fucked. I cannot image that is pleasurable for the woman.

Sebby - is this something women are willing to engage in often?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
http://sinfest.com

Scroll down a bit to get to the comic strip. I recommend starting at the beginning and going from there.

Is that link right?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Is that link right?

whoops.

http://sinfest.net

Sorry.

Here's a preview:

[notcasesensitive]

realityblurred:

Having apparently exhausted the New York metro area's supply of heterosexual men willing to be made over, the Fab Five will soon head to another bastion of heterosexuality: Texas. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is now casting in the Dallas/Fort Worth area. In a press release that artfully uses Carson's favorite made-up word, "tszuj," casting director Maura Tighe says they want "real Texas men," not "professional actors or performers." Three episodes will tape late this summer. In preparation for the Fab Five's invasion, Bravo has even modified the Texas flag with the show's logo.

[notcasesensitive]

again with the realityblurred:

"It's a heterosexual male's worst nightmare: turning gay overnight." Never one to pander, FOX used that line to pitch for its newest reality special, Seriously, Dude, I'm Gay. Although the network has since apologized for its "failed attempt at humor [that] was ill-chosen and inappropriate," that's essentially the premise of the series. During the two-hour special, which airs June 7 from 8 to 10 p.m. ET, "two guy's guys" will compete for $50,000 after they "immerse themselves in 'the gay lifestyle,'" the original FOX press release says. They'll "move into separate West Hollywood lofts, complete with three gay roommates, to experience what it's like to live life as a gay man. Each day the guys will complete a challenge that tests their ability to pass for gay. They'll come out of the closet to their best friends; they'll mix, mingle and dance in gay nightclubs; and they'll even go on a romantic blind date with another man." Then a "jury of their queers" (another phrase deleted from the revised release) will decide who they think is really gay, and that person gets the cash.

Amanda Bynum (The Swan) hosts this one too. Immersed for one week? Please.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That shirt just screams "tittie-fuck me".

NTTAWWT

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I have grave fears for the next Breasticle Day. I think Thurgreed is going to have to work overtime to get people to graciously donate pictures this year.

I generally tend to think that people are full of shit. I'm sure the people who will submit will be the people who have already submitted.

I think we should have a post a photo of yourself/breasticle day. Is there any way that we could (i) limit access to posters who are regulars and (ii) make it so that you can't download photos? People have posted photos of themselves in the past and taken them down, but I think it wouldn't happen again because morons downloaded photos the first time.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I generally tend to think that people are full of shit. I'm sure the people who will submit will be the people who have already submitted.

I think we should have a post a photo of yourself/breasticle day. Is there any way that we could (i) limit access to posters who are regulars and (ii) make it so that you can't download photos? People have posted photos of themselves in the past and taken them down, but I think it wouldn't happen again because morons downloaded photos the first time.

TM

We can definitely limit access to regulars, and do that before hand so there isn't a clamor on the day of the event for access. I think you nearly killed people the first year because of that.

There are ways of making it so they can't be downloaded, and I can look into it. A lot of the professional photographers who put proofs on their site do that, and I think it's a question as to how you code the page.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I think we should have a post a photo of yourself/breasticle day. Is there any way that we could (i) limit access to posters who are regulars and (ii) make it so that you can't download photos? People have posted photos of themselves in the past and taken them down, but I think it wouldn't happen again because morons downloaded photos the first time.

TM

i) Yes. We can do it like we did last time and have a private message board only open to "regulars."
ii) Yes. We can code the post so that "view source" and right-clicking are disabled, which would prevent people from downloading the pictures directly from our servers.

In fact, we may be able to install a "photo album" add-on to the software which has all that functionality. If we actually do it again, we'll look into our options.

Isn't this supposed to be a 9/11 annual celebration? If so, we have a couple of months.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
We can definitely limit access to regulars, and do that before hand so there isn't a clamor on the day of the event for access. I think you nearly killed people the first year because of that.

There are ways of making it so they can't be downloaded, and I can look into it. A lot of the professional photographers who put proofs on their site do that, and I think it's a question as to how you code the page.

What does "regular" mean? (in the non-Attican sense)

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What does "regular" mean? (in the non-Attican sense)

We can make it mean whatever the users want it to mean.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
ii) Yes. We can code the post so that "view source" and right-clicking are disabled, which would prevent people from downloading the pictures directly from our servers.

If you can see the picture on your computer, it has been downloaded to your computer. It will be in the Temporary Internet Files folder if you are using IE.

You don't have to right click a photo to download it. They are automatically downloaded and stored on your harddrive if they are displayed on the web page you are viewing.

It is why you have to empty your Temporary Internet Files folder after you view porn at work (assuming you are using IE). Even if you have done no right clicking on the photos, if you saw them on your screen, they are on your hard-drive.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is there any way that we could (i) limit access to posters who are regulars and (ii) make it so that you can't download photos?

I'm in favor of you doing a national tour with hard copies.