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		|  05-10-2004, 10:07 AM | #166 |  
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				Judge Orders Couple Not To Have Children
			 
 http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/05/08/co....ap/index.html
When I saw the headline I was all kinds of perky that maybe now it's OK to keep people from having kids.  Then I read the article and it turns out they already have 4 kids 5 and under (all of whom are in foster care).  And that no one thinks the court order is enforceable. |  
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:16 AM | #167 |  
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				I'll take early 1980s pop culture for $500, Alex.
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by Not Bob Yes. Peter Whatshisname. Scolari? I will look it up after I post.
 |  Yup. I even spelled his name correctly. Anyway, here's a pic:
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:17 AM | #168 |  
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				Hot or not?
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall Actually, it has more to do with the fact that you live in MN.
 |  Are you saying MN has no hot women?  Has no bitchy women?  Has no women?  I am confused. |  
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:19 AM | #169 |  
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				I'll take early 1980s pop culture for $500, Alex.
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by Not Bob Yup. I even spelled his name correctly. Anyway, here's a pic:
 |   I heart Tom Hanks.  Unfortunately, I also, uh, stomach (good, but not as good as heart) Rita Wilson, and part of the reason I heart Tom is because of Rita. |  
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:20 AM | #170 |  
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				more hobnobbing
			 
 So on Saturday my husband and I decided to go out for dinner to this place that has very good seafood (notwithstanding that it is a bit of a geezer hangout).  So we went there for dinner.  
 So we walked in and I noticed that there was a very pretty girl at the table next to us.  Kind of in a russian mobster moll kind of way, with long blonde hair, but her skin was too olive so it didn't look quite right.  But great features, tall and looked mid-20s at the most.  I looked at her companions and lo and behold, Howard Stern and his mom and dad (little old lady and man).  He was taking his mom out for mothers day, which struck me as very endearing.  I have actually been very sympathetic to him after he started getting booted off the air.
 
 Then, when I was in the bathroom, Mrs. Stern walked in while I was in the stall and we both came out of the stalls at the same time and I said "wow, that fountain really makes you want to go pee", and she agreed.
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:20 AM | #171 |  
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				Once again, I think she's on roids...
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? I don't think it's flapping.  That's her left tricep muscle during contraction.  If it was fat it would look much looser than that, although it does look looser than muscle normally looks...
 |   I disagree.  I can see the outline of a nice, muscular arm underneath all that extra flab and skin that is flapping.  Take a look at her right arm, right above the elbow and tell me that's part of her tricep too.
 
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:21 AM | #172 |  
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				I'll take early 1980s pop culture for $500, Alex.
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by ltl/fb I heart Tom Hanks.  Unfortunately, I also, uh, stomach (good, but not as good as heart) Rita Wilson, and part of the reason I heart Tom is because of Rita.
 |  How do we know Rita Wilson?  I only know her as Tom Hanks' wife?
 
I don't really think that "stomaching" someone is going to catch on.  Maybe "small intestining" someone (or "large intestining" someone in a "like him, like him" way), but "stomaching" sounds too pukish.
 
Just my diez pesetas. |  
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:23 AM | #173 |  
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				Friends finale
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by Not Bob FWIW, I blame that show ("Bosom Buddies," not "Newhart") for my matriculation in drag for four years at a Seven Sisters school. Repeated viewings of "Some Like It Hot," on the other hand, gets credit for my karoke look.
 
 Go Flames!
 |    Did you do this on purpose?
 
If you did, that's a nice double entendre tie-in with hockey.
 
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:28 AM | #174 |  
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				Hot or not?
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by ABBAKiss Are you saying MN has no hot women?  Has no bitchy women?  Has no women?  I am confused.
 |   Hmmm, after your response, I guess I meant MN has no smart women.
 
Kidding.  I was making fun of MN for not having hot women.  But I know for a fact that that's not true.  The hottest woman I've ever done is from MN.
 
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:29 AM | #175 |  
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				I'll take early 1980s pop culture for $500, Alex.
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by ABBAKiss How do we know Rita Wilson?  I only know her as Tom Hanks' wife?
 
 I don't really think that "stomaching" someone is going to catch on.  Maybe "small intestining" someone (or "large intestining" someone in a "like him, like him" way), but "stomaching" sounds too pukish.
 
 Just my diez pesetas.
 |   Rita was in Sleepless in Seattle and Runaway Bride (not in big parts) and she produced MBFGW.  Apparently she also was a guest star on Bosom Buddies (playing Peter Scolari's Satan-worshipping gf).  Yes, I checked imdb. |  
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:39 AM | #176 |  
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				Friends finale
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall Did you do this on purpose?
 
 If you did, that's a nice double entendre tie-in with hockey.
 
 TM
 |  Thanks. However, I lose points because I didn't mean to misspell "karaoke." And because I didn't do the Flames tie-in with the movie on purpose.
 
And the hockey haiku keeps coming!
 
Mom's Day: Sharks v Flames 
Labatt's on the couch, cheering 
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:43 AM | #177 |  
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				Once again, I think she's on roids...
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall I disagree.  I can see the outline of a nice, muscular arm underneath all that extra flab and skin that is flapping.  Take a look at her right arm, right above the elbow and tell me that's part of her tricep too.
 
 TM
 |  Anyway, I thought she was cute growing up with her in the early 90s.  She's a freak now.  A freak with a penis.
				__________________No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:44 AM | #178 |  
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				Apparently there's something to this whole pussy-whipped thing, science-wise.
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by ltl/fb Are you talking married adults cheating, or young (like, what, high school?  "Guys and girls"?) lovers cheating?
 |  Both. And also people in long-term relationships who aren't otherwise committed. 
 
It happens all the time in all sorts of relationships. And while people may scoff at it when they hear it as a rumor, I'm betting many people scoff not because they are on some moral high ground, but because they are jealous that someone else is having their cake and eating it, too.
 
That being said, I don't really think cheating is right, but I don't pretend to understand all the reasons which could drive people to cheat and so I won't pass judgment on those people.
 
All I'm saying is that it happens and the social consequences aren't really that bad - unless the S.O. finds out, anyway.
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:49 AM | #179 |  
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				Once again, I think she's on roids...
			 
 
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		| Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? Anyway, I thought she was cute growing up with her in the early 90s.  She's a freak now.  A freak with a penis.
 |   If she had a penis, would she really seem so freaky?  I mean, look at her.
 
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		|  05-10-2004, 10:50 AM | #180 |  
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				Mother's Day
			 
 I am not close with my mom or my dad, and frankly do not like them very much for various reasons.  Anyway, I saw them on Saturday for my nephew's birthday, said happy mother's day, and told my mom what I wanted to do for her (she prefers "time" presents over tangible things).  Today my older sister calls and lays a huge guilt trip on me for not going to my parents' house yesterday for Mother's Day (and for again not going to church, but that's another story).  My mom said on Saturday she didn't want to do anything for Mother's Day itself because we had all been together Saturday.  
 Am I correct in telling my older sister to go to hell?
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