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05-26-2004, 02:24 PM
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#3301
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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hockey haiku, cup finals edition (to mr, with love)
Jarome, Not Jerome
short-handed goal breaks Bolts' hearts
Bulin Wall cracking?
and
Wet blanket Bettman:
"Yup. Lockout in September."
Thanks a bunch. Fucker.
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05-26-2004, 02:39 PM
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#3302
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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It hardly seems getting your knickers in a twist
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Bastard. Quit it.
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Then tell me why it's bugging you. Feel free to PM if you don't want to post it. Unless you're Fringey's sock, in which case you're insane and the answer is obvious....
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05-26-2004, 02:56 PM
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#3303
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Well now I hope you're happy
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Then tell me why it's bugging you. Feel free to PM if you don't want to post it. Unless you're Fringey's sock, in which case you're insane and the answer is obvious....
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You made me break the board. Sorry, Flower.
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05-26-2004, 03:05 PM
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#3304
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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New York man loses shirt in topless bar
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've heard of Boonaroo somewhere.
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I was at the grocery Monday and bought a bottle of Boonaroo, recalling that Sebby had recommended it. Turns out it was sunnybunny. In any event, it was worth the $7.50. I'm always happy when I can find a bottle under $10 that I like.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-26-2004, 03:06 PM
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#3305
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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boredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored
Poll: What's the most recockulous thing you've ever heard was successfully* expensed or charged by a GA to a BIGLAW firm?
Tales of tittybar visits are appreciated, but not because they're unusual.
*If the attempt to submit the expense was unsuccessful in a funny way, feel free to share that, too.
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05-26-2004, 03:06 PM
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#3306
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Well now I hope you're happy
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Originally posted by taxwonk
You made me break the board. Sorry, Flower.
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Who "made you" break the board? And what makes you think an asinine pointless post will revive it?
In other news, I broke a toenail this morning. And I just got a _)#$*(#)&$@ pedicure on Saturday. |
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05-26-2004, 03:10 PM
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#3307
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Well now I hope you're happy
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I broke a toenail this morning.
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how can you tell?
Conf. to Fringe, i had to do it. It was better coming from a friend than the usual fringe haters. |
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05-26-2004, 03:12 PM
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#3308
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Well now I hope you're happy
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
how can you tell?
Conf. to Fringe, i had to do it. It was better coming from a friend than the usual fringe haters.
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I'm so fat that my legs stick straight out in front of me when I pee, and I can see the toenails then.
Conf to Hank: Conf only works if you use little teeny letters. italicizing doesn't cut it. |
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05-26-2004, 03:14 PM
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#3309
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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boredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored
Quote:
Atticus Grinch
Poll: What's the most recockulous thing you've ever heard was successfully* expensed or charged by a GA to a BIGLAW firm?
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Big Bertha driver. Broken during annual firm outing. |
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05-26-2004, 03:15 PM
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#3310
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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"Race to the Bottom" goes mainstream.
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05-26-2004, 03:27 PM
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Upstate New York
Posts: 8
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Charged by Associate
This is all rumor. SHE bought a diamond engagement ring. Told everyone about the "engagement" at one of those firm get togethers after work, before the bill came in. Tried to explain the bill as being "favors" the partner told her to get for a party the partner was having during the weekend that had just not come in yet. Of course, when the partner was questioned, she was fired. Oh, there was no "fiance" She wasn't even dating anyone.
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05-26-2004, 03:30 PM
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#3312
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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boredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Big Bertha driver. Broken during annual firm outing.
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Firm GA's were at a rooftop bar/bocce court for a "meeting". One GA drinks too much, barfs over the edge of the roof. Barf hits passing well-dressed pedestrian. Firm paid for drycleaning. |
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05-26-2004, 03:35 PM
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#3313
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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boredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll: What's the most recockulous thing you've ever heard was successfully* expensed or charged by a GA to a BIGLAW firm?
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GP entry:
Since he was a sole proprieter of the tinyLAW practice by the end (his partners all left for greener, less psychotic fields) of the run, I guess it doesn't really count to anyone but the IRS, but a former boss of mine expensed, billed time to and otherwise funded his campaign for membership into the Bohemian Club with firm time, resources and support staff. I think it was justified as "business development."
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05-26-2004, 03:36 PM
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#3314
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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MY EYES! MY EYES!
[edited to fix margin issues. ncs]
Last edited by notcasesensitive; 05-26-2004 at 03:45 PM..
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05-26-2004, 03:37 PM
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#3315
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Well now I hope you're happy
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Who "made you" break the board? And what makes you think an asinine pointless post will revive it?
In other news, I broke a toenail this morning. And I just got a _)#$*(#)&$@ pedicure on Saturday.
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so you broke a claw. big fucking deal. go sharpen it on a tree trunk or something.
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