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05-14-2004, 04:40 PM
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#1156
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Soap cat
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
This picture made me oddly moist. I bet that whore Madonna is into trapezing.
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"Oddly?" I get the feeling you go through life slipping off bar stools due to dampness.
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05-14-2004, 04:40 PM
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#1157
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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AC Slater's Wife
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ali Landry, if anyone cares:
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Well, if she couldn't keep it together with AC, there's always that other has-been cast member with the head shaped like a peanut...
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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05-14-2004, 04:45 PM
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#1158
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Soap cat
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
"Oddly?" I get the feeling you go through life slipping off bar stools due to dampness.
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I didn't slip off any bar stools.* Only a John Stamos would make up a scenario like that.
*Did I? |
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05-14-2004, 04:53 PM
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#1159
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Soap cat
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss ~John Stamos~
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Every time I used to see him doing one of those stupid long distance ads, I would think that Rebecca stopped giving him his allowance. Now that they are no longer together, I understand that he was simply building us his war chest.
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05-14-2004, 04:54 PM
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#1160
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Soap cat
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I didn't slip off any bar stools.* Only a John Stamos would make up a scenario like that.
*Did I?
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It's all fuzzy after you escaped the clutches of my couch before the services of my cleaning lady were necessary.
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05-14-2004, 04:58 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Soap cat
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Originally posted by LessinSF
It's all fuzzy after you escaped the clutches of my couch before the services of my cleaning lady were necessary.
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Funny, I thought she'd go for the threesome.
("Oddly moist" might mean, her feet got wet.) |
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05-14-2004, 05:02 PM
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#1162
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Soap cat
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Originally posted by bilmore
Funny, I thought she'd go for the threesome.
("Oddly moist" might mean, her feet got wet.)
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You haven't seen my cleaning lady. I doubt she could get ABBA wet suspended from a trapeze with both Stamoses. Almost as good a mental picture as that bag-of-bones when one is wanting to prolong release.
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05-14-2004, 05:03 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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AC Slater's Wife
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ali Landry, if anyone cares:
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I continue to assert that she is hot. However, she looks a wee bit computer-generated there. Is it just me? |
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05-14-2004, 05:03 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Peace corps.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Close. But I think this is more accurate:
TM: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Ironweed: Ooooooh.
TM: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Paigow: Lighten up, Francis.
TM
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Bring back the old avatar someday. We miss it.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-14-2004, 05:08 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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AC Slater's Wife
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I continue to assert that she is hot. However, she looks a wee bit computer-generated there. Is it just me?
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Yes. The airbrush guy got a little carried away on the face and the boobs. Seeing as the sun is to her left and yet the light is bouncing off her face and boobs as if she were facing into the sun.
But whatever, I would certainly swap bodies with her if she asked.
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05-14-2004, 05:24 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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AC Slater's Wife
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I continue to assert that she is hot. However, she looks a wee bit computer-generated there. Is it just me?
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when I first saw it I thought that the editor got a bit carried away with the nipples. not that I was looking at the nipples. really. |
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05-14-2004, 05:27 PM
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#1167
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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AC Slater's Wife
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
when I first saw it I thought that the editor got a bit carried away with the nipples. not that I was looking at the nipples. really.
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How could you not?
Hm. Perhaps I am bi-curious after all.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-14-2004, 05:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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AC Slater's Wife
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
when I first saw it I thought that the editor got a bit carried away with the nipples. not that I was looking at the nipples. really.
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Some women just have perpetually hard nipples.
And all of them are hot.
I knew a girl who wore bandaids b/c her padded bras couldn't even prevent her nipples from manifesting themselves.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-14-2004, 05:32 PM
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#1169
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Speaking of nipples
Another "fake or not" test
Warning: boobies, and not all of them attractive.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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05-14-2004, 05:33 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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AC Slater's Wife
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Some women just have perpetually hard nipples.
And all of them are hot.
I knew a girl who wore bandaids b/c her padded bras couldn't even prevent her nipples from manifesting themselves.
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You know C2ed?
And I call bullshit (again). If the diamond nips show through a padded bra, then they're going to shred a band-aid. |
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