Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
All of those things are high in carbs (well, maybe not the tomatoes, all THAT much). I am a bit confused about the mixing bowls and dry measuring cups, unless she's a big baker and wants to make it as difficult as possible to whip up a batch of brownies.

It took you until today to figure out that I sound mean? Christ.

And rp, I am a sweetly optimistic person, as you should have sensed by now. So my interpretation of the card is totally in character.

Well, Mr. Bunny said the only food product, if you can call it that, left in teh house when she was done preparing for her diet was a stack of boxes of jello. random dude. i think she doesn't want solid food of any kind in the house. It's a liquid diet or something. I'm just not sure i think it's fair for her to basically say "honey, I have no will power whatsoever, so I'm going to make you starve too and you'll ahve to eat out until I've lost weight." If I were the husband I'd start stopping at Hooters on the way home for dinner.

The wife is really nice though, and I know she's upset that she's gained so much weight. I hope she loses it and is happy. I hope she doesn't starve her husband to death in the process.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Me too. Also, two "yes, I'd fuck her and brag about it"s, one "yes, I'd fuck her and her friend," three flat out "nos," and a "no, but I'd let her give me a blow job." And I did not even leave the office for lunch.

I had a "yes, I guess I'd fuck her if I could fuck her hot friend too. But I wouldn't fuck her independently".

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I had a "yes, I guess I'd fuck her if I could fuck her hot friend too. But I wouldn't fuck her independently".

Please describe the qualities each woman possessed that resulted in her placement in one category or another.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hope after she finishes her program she kicks his ass. To the curb. And picks herself up a nice Colin Farrell.

How about a note in response that says, "And I am tired of having a stupid husband."

eta: STP, but I like my delivery better.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
it's like that episode in Sex in the City where Big takes carrie to that same played-out chinese place and she thinks he's on the DL...and doesn't introduce her to his friends...and then she asks her friend who she sees at the Chinese place, what's up? He says "I like her but I don't want anyone to know..."

Or like Keith's new job in last week's Six Feet Under. "I'd tap that... Ass."

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why are you accepting second hand food?

Because she's trying to save money to buy the horse equipment and help her sister hire a lawyer to get rid of the interfering grandparents. Weren't you paying attention yesterday?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Please describe the qualities each woman possessed that resulted in her placement in one category or another.

This didn't really happen. I was trying to be funny.

But I would assume it would depend on the degree of hotness/ugliness. The hotter the girl that I want to fuck, the uglier the girl I would fuck to get to the hot girl.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Did she cross out "fat wife", add "asshole husband" in its place and hand it back to him?

Why is everone so outraged? I wouldn't want a fat wife. I might phrase it differently but I think it's nice that he is willing to help her lose the weight.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
How about a note in response that says, "And I am tired of having a stupid husband."

I think the kicking and the Colinning would send the message. Why are all you lawyers insisting on a writing? Not everything needs to be expressed verbally.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Me too. Also, two "yes, I'd fuck her and brag about it"s, one "yes, I'd fuck her and her friend," three flat out "nos," and a "no, but I'd let her give me a blow job." And I did not even leave the office for lunch.

They finally installed that full-length mirror, eh? You saucy rascal.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yeah, I was sort of surprised when she sent out the details of that exchange in her "why I am here" e-mail to the rest of the group. I'm thinking that she must want a gang of semi-trained non-professional, hang-out-with-an-ex-Navy-SEAL-for-an-hour-in-the-mornings work out buddies to help her beat the shit out of her husband once she's hot.

Is the husband into being spanked and/or other submissive stuff? Maybe that was his goal all along?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yeah, I was sort of surprised when she sent out the details of that exchange in her "why I am here" e-mail to the rest of the group. I'm thinking that she must want a gang of semi-trained non-professional, hang-out-with-an-ex-Navy-SEAL-for-an-hour-in-the-mornings work out buddies to help her beat the shit out of her husband once she's hot.

Ahhh yesssss [a la Montgomery Burns]... I hadn't thought of that angle. Pretty sneaky, sis. (Me likey!)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
How about a note in response that says, "And I am tired of having a stupid husband."

how about acting like a man? His wife had gotten FAT. She wasn't going to do anything about it, so he took action. Sounds to me like a loving husband who's trying to save his marriage.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Because she's trying to save money to buy the horse equipment and help her sister hire a lawyer to get rid of the interfering grandparents. Weren't you paying attention yesterday?

And without a car, she's hoofing it to the supermarket until the pony grows up.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Or like Keith's new job in last week's Six Feet Under. "I'd tap that... Ass."

That was awesome. Damn, he's hot (and, uncharacteristic for someone so hot, not gay irl).

I was going to post that little exchange yesterday, but my post was getting too wordy already (sort of like this one.)