Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

Originally posted by mmm3587
I mostly just want to show off my new avatar, but, to all the guys out there, make sure not to get Lane Bryant and Ann Taylor mixed up. Some Ann Taylor-wearing near-fatty will think you're calling her a fatty and slap you something awful!

I find your avatar most fetching, in a "I'll kill you all and force your dead bodies to perform public intercourse in a sex club" kind of way.

And speaking of dead bodies, I once suggested to my wife (in response to a direct question) that perhaps, maybe, possibly in a certain light when the moon was in the seventh house she could probably stand to lose a few pounds and would feel much the better for it. Estimated Time To Live That Comment Down: The Twelfth of Never.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Therefore, the note was the culmination of a funny joke between the couple.

What happens when Sidd and I agree?

for one thing, I get affirmation of one of my theories about the 2 of you.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
You misunderstand, Abba, my love.

It is not the sentiment -- it's the offensive and hurtful way in which the sentiment was conveyed. I think it's the "I'm tired of..." that nettles.

I don't know -- if my husband were fat, I don't think I would love him less; maybe I'd find him less attractive, but it's hurtful to hear that your spouse is "tired" of you because of the way you look. Sad, really.

Correct. Manner and method of expression. Instead of the SEAL class certificate, he should have just given her the $10 co-pay for her next therapy session.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
for one thing, I get affirmation of one of my theories about the 2 of you.

Which theory?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Therefore, the note was the culmination of a funny joke between the couple.

What happens when Sidd and I agree?

..spontaneous combustion, of course.

[Montecore]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I hope she gets herself a nice SEAL. Better yet, I hope she gets a couple of nice SEALs.

So a penguin's having car trouble and takes his car to the mechanic. The mechanic tells him it's going to take a while to look the car over, so the penguin goes across the street to get some ice cream (penguins love ice cream). The penguin comes back and the mechanic says, "You blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, just had an ice cream cone."

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ironweed
I find your avatar most fetching, in a "I'll kill you all and force your dead bodies to perform public intercourse in a sex club" kind of way.

That's Jack Ryan.

On the bright side, Jack has a potential goldmine staring him in the face after he loses the election. Set up a booth at Star Trek Conventions and sign autographs for $10 a piece under a banner which reads "I Nailed Seven of Nine". If he throws in stories of what it's like to be with an actual woman, he would clean up with that crowd...

[dtb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I nipped it in the bud. Closed Pandora's box.

And then fucked her.

But I didn't tell anyone about it.

Where was this bud you nipped? And who is Pandora? It follows logically (given the content and order of your second and third sentences) that Pandora got some Slot C action! Weren't you the one who wasn't so much into the slot C action?

I'm so confused.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
The voting has already closed for yesterday's poll.

Damn! and I just finished determining that RP wasn't secretly my wife's sister and I was going to vote for her. You know, in the non-squicky, not a stalker, love unrequited burns like a candle in the wind kind of way.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Set up a booth at Star Trek Conventions ...

Speaking of Star Trek, did anyone read about how the actress who played 7 of 9 used to be married to a politician who would take her to sex clubs all over the world and ask her to have public sex with him. I'm surprised the board has not picked up on this little news tid bit.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Damn! and I just finished determining that RP wasn't secretly my wife's sister and I was going to vote for her. You know, in the non-squicky, not a stalker, love unrequited burns like a candle in the wind kind of way.

I think it goes without saying that you're allowed to vote in closed polls. You'd never get to vote at all otherwise.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
Where was this bud you nipped? And who is Pandora? It follows logically (given the content and order of your second and third sentences) that Pandora got some Slot C action! Weren't you the one who wasn't so much into the slot C action?

I'm so confused.

I've always thought of "bud nipping" as a kind of MR type thing. Does MR action qualify as Slot C action, because Slot C is involved, so, in other words, Slot C action really encompasses a whole range of potential acts? Was Coltrane focused on disavowing all slot c action, or only a subset of slot c actions.

The questions never stop.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by dtb
Where was this bud you nipped? And who is Pandora? It follows logically (given the content and order of your second and third sentences) that Pandora got some Slot C action! Weren't you the one who wasn't so much into the slot C action?

I'm so confused.

The fat debate was nipped.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think it goes without saying that you're allowed to vote in closed polls. You'd never get to vote at all otherwise.

Thanks for allowing this, RT. I was starting to feel a little blue after not getting any PMs from Coltrane or bilmore or NotFromHere, even though the PMs from bnb were pretty sizzling.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The fat debate was nipped.

Coltrane nipped a fat? I never thought I'd EVER see him confess to that.