Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Let's keep reminding me how I haven't done either. It's not like I don't remind myself every day. Twice.

Don't complain to me if Sequels is failing to do her job.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I never get why men think both, or in this case all three, women would be focused on the man.

Personally I wouldn't care who they were focused on... I'd just hope I wouldn't black out.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I never get why men think both, or in this case all three, women would be focused on the man.

It's not like watching is a terrible outcome.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Personally I wouldn't care who they were focused on... I'd just hope I wouldn't black out.

Good lord I'd hyperventilate.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Don't complain to me if Sequels is failing to do her job.

I'm not. I'm trying to guilt the ladies of the board into granting me a no-strings-attached sympathy fivesome.

[dtb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So what you're saying is that you don't live for experiences, you live for the ability to tell people about your experiences.

Exactly!

Haven't you ever heard the joke about Random Dude and Cindy Crawford marooned on a deserted island?

Same principle.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Poll for the men:

If you were AdL's "male friend," which would you choose:

Sex with the bisexual gf and one friend, and you get to tell people about it, or

Sex with the bisexual gf and both friends, but you are effectively sworn to secrecy about it.

The second option is definitely better. It gives you the option of pairing off for bits of time without worrying about anyone being left out. A foursome is much better than a threesome.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I never get why men think both, or in this case all three, women would be focused on the man.

Frankly, if I were in that position, I wouldn't care less, as long as I got at least SOME attention. Just being there with the three of them going at it would be worth while.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
hmph. that's cuz you never copped to your erogenous zones. we should be rubbing in the right place if we want to get you off.

Who here who pays attention could possibly say that they are not aware that I find MMF intriguing but FFM (FMF) not really all that interesting? I was trying to be polite to Alex, and not so self-centered, so I didn't go with "Who gives a shit about FFMF? Dull, dull dull."

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ovies_eo/14380

Sources say he was "fluffed" for the scene, which makes no sense. I thought "fluffing" was the porn term for getting a porn star hard for a scene? In his scene, Colin is just walking around and not preparing for sex. Does he have morning wood or is my definition of "fluffing" incorrect?

I think that the idea is to fluff him so that once it softens some it appears larger flaccid than it otherwise would. you have one of those things, don't you understand how it works?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Who here who pays attention could possibly say that they are not aware that I find MMF intriguing but FFM (FMF) not really all that interesting? I was trying to be polite to Alex, and not so self-centered, so I didn't go with "Who gives a shit about FFMF? Dull, dull dull."

Why thank you. I can assure you that my very fortunate friend finds the prospect of a FFMF very intriguing.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Why thank you. I can assure you that my very fortunate friend finds the prospect of a FFMF very intriguing.

As I'm sure do most of the people on this board. You pleased the majority, and that's a better outcome on the whole.

I am so lonely in my perversions.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Apparently Burger's e-mail was right and there is a new Internet worm that is attacking web sites on mass and that poses a danger to surfers:

Experts studying Internet attack

Go to Windows update to get the latest patches:

http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/

Apropos of the subject line of this series of posts,

Microsoft has apparently still not released a patch for the vulnerability that allows random internet servers to take over and enslave your computer.

[SlaveNoMore]

ABBAKiss
I never get why men think both, or in this case all three, women would be focused on the man.

Like we would care?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So what you're saying is that you don't live for experiences, you live for the ability to tell people about your experiences.

Have you ever actually dated a man? Bragging to your friends is an essential part of the experience. (Plus, it lets you edit out the embarassing parts, not that this has been an issue for me.)