Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
If that is the case, then my shit doesn't have that gear. It's either on or off.

...No idle?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
well, if it's any consolation, I'm pretty sure that colin farrell can use the thing any damn well time he wants to.

The fluffer or his cock?

Either way, I agree.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
duh.

so does this never happen to you when you are thinking about sex? it's either like a chrome-plated Shape Shafter, or like, uh, warm yogurt in a baggie?

No, it happens then too. Which is why I try not to think about sex on the bus. Usually, by the time I'm reminding myself NOT to think about sex on the bus, it's too late.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
But someone fluffs me so I can do repeated nude shots with no relief? I might find that distracting.

It helps if you walk around the hotel room trying to think of different places to photograph your penis.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I'm thinking of becoming one. I could be rich, I could nail Jeri Ryan, and I could lose the election and not have to deal with the stress of actually being a senator.

Is Ryan the first politician to ever get into a sex scandal for wanting and failing to have sex with his own wife? Just wondering.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
If that is the case, then my shit doesn't have that gear. It's either on or off.

You don't ever have those days where your dick is hanging a little lower than other days? Shit, I don't know what the cause is. Maybe it's the weather (seems to occur when the weather's warmer). But I definitely have days where it's a little uncomfortable because I am just so aware of my johnson since it feels and indeed is bigger in it's flacid state. Hence, it's a Big Dick Day - BDD.

[Anne Elk]

Greece is beating France 1-0 in the 68th minute. Could be an interesteing second half if the FB predicted 2-1 Greek victory is going to happen.

You can all go back to fluffing.

PLF stands to win big drachmas as Greece go one up on the defending champions! 1-0 to Greece! Hopa!

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Greece is beating France 1-0 in the 68th minute. Could be an interesteing second half if the FB predicted 2-1 Greek victory is going to happen.

You can all go back to fluffing.

Anne, we can't fight this thing anymore. It's bigger than both of us. It's bigger than Colin Farrell. Meet me by the dumpster and wear that Friendly's hat I love so much.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
...No idle?

Not really, no.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I dunno Ty-clone, post another bon mot on politics and I guess we'll find out.

That's the nicest thing you've said all week.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
You don't ever have those days where your dick is hanging a little lower than other days? Shit, I don't know what the cause is. Maybe it's the weather (seems to occur when the weather's warmer). But I definitely have days where it's a little uncomfortable because I am just so aware of my johnson since it feels and indeed is bigger in it's flacid state. Hence, it's a Big Dick Day - BDD.

BDD-as you call it- is different that the semi-erect for hours thing that people are talking about. Great term, by the way.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
BDD-as you call it- is different that the semi-erect for hours thing that people are talking about. Great term, by the way.

Agreed. BDD is just a bigger flaccid state, and it varies according to the weather, etc.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Jealous? No. To me sexual intercourse is a magical time between the entirty of my special lady, and my entire being. How could I devote the entirety of my energies to her if others where writhing about? How can the perfect communion achievable between two sentient beings be achieved with 3? 4?

To the poster who said there can't be too much "Vulgar term for vagina" I say, my lady love's sex organs are not a commodity- No. Sure two may be available, but to what purpose?

Her nether regions are part of the continuum that is her entire being. I don't have sex with a vagina while pawing at a pair of breasts. No. I interact with another on an almost spiritual plane.

So. Jealous? No, in fact the opposite.

Bravo!

(9.9/10 from this judge.)

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Agreed. BDD is just a bigger flaccid state, and it varies according to the weather, etc.

I had no idea about any of this. This has been extraordinarily educational. My breasts change size at various times of the month and states of arousal, but I had no idea that the opposite of shrinkage happens for guys.