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06-30-2004, 12:04 PM
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#3091
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Chapter 17, in which Not Bob engages in post-deposition Taxwonking
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not Bob is funny and he's old.
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I love you too, Thurgreed.
And, if anyone cares, it was a series of depositions. Not a series of "depositions." Free advice for the younger litigators in the crowd? Do not be rude to the court reporter who shows up instead of "Kandee" on the second day. It is not her fault that Kandee had a previously scheduled hearing to cover that day. Maybe you should blame Kandee. Or your secretary, who probably hates you, too.
The over/under on how many "uhs" and "ums" show up in the transcript is currently 675. And no one would take the "she'll correct his grammar" bet; even at 100 to 1. Loser. |
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06-30-2004, 12:04 PM
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#3092
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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You Don't Want My Trousers to Fall Down Now, Do You?*
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Is he a big bad GP now?
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Hey, Mrs. Garciaparra: Your husband's kind of sucking it these days. What gives? |
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06-30-2004, 12:06 PM
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#3093
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
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lemon squeezer
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If everybody did it, you and Penske wouldn't be so . . . special.
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Yes, between commando and my boyish good looks (and notwithstanding my recently chronicled sexual inadequacies) I am the specialest. Or at least tied with Sebby for the title.
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06-30-2004, 12:08 PM
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#3094
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
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06-30-2004, 12:11 PM
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#3095
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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You Don't Want My Trousers to Fall Down Now, Do You?*
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Is he a big bad GP now?
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of a 1 partner firm. he got crapped out because his reviews all said everyone hated him and so he couldn't work on group projects, and all younger lawyers refused to work with him. He was told he had to become nicer. He actually called me to ask how he could get people to like him (I did not bring up the urinal), but he couldn't change. Career path change, consider other opportunities. In the end, justice.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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06-30-2004, 12:13 PM
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#3096
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How ya like me now?!?
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Above You
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You Don't Want My Trousers to Fall Down Now, Do You?*
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski he got crapped out
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Punnie.
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06-30-2004, 12:16 PM
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#3097
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
LOL they should just hook us all up to a caffiene IV. would be more efficient for billing.
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ROTFLMAO! I'm going to buy stock in Starbucks!
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06-30-2004, 12:20 PM
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#3098
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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You Don't Want My Trousers to Fall Down Now, Do You?*
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Hey, Mrs. Garciaparra: Your husband's kind of sucking it these days. What gives?
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That rat bastard! Who is he 'kind of' sucking? I'll kick their ass.
Unfortunately, I'm too busy training for the Olympics to put out for him.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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06-30-2004, 12:20 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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sebastian_dangerfield
I'm neither large nor small. 6'1-2 (wife tells people I'm 6'2, but I think its more 6'1) 180-185 lb average caucasian Northeastern/Midatlantic male variety.
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OK, stringbean |
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06-30-2004, 12:22 PM
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#3100
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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You Don't Want My Trousers to Fall Down Now, Do You?*
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
That rat bastard! Who's he 'kind of' sucking? I'll kick their ass.
Unfortunately, I'm too busy training for the Olympics to put out for him.
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Can I be mrs. damon? he's kind of furry and cute. |
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06-30-2004, 12:24 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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I don't care WHAT the "properties" link says when I pass my mouse over it. With that description and that posting source, no fuckin' way am I going there.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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06-30-2004, 12:27 PM
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#3102
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Joel Steinberg
Sometimes I really feel homicidal. This man's release from prison inspires such thoughts. Were I to have the opportunity, I would push him in front of a train, or off a tall building.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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06-30-2004, 12:29 PM
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#3103
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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pee
uric acid is also very good for your skin. Most (probably all) commercial products like Eucerin use a synthetic variety (I think), but a massage therapist told me that her grandmother bathes her feet in her diluted urine because it softens the skin. Also, I have a home-spa book that recommends that if it doesn't gross you out too much.
I have not done the pee foot-bath, but I have to admit that my own pee does not really gross me out at all. |
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06-30-2004, 12:30 PM
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#3104
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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kobe
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Or you're a guidance counselor. If certain looks were cars, the point collar would be a Ford Taurus.
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Bang. You nailed it. I was trying to think of the right way to describe Kobe's look and now I know that it's Ford-Taurus-driving, guidance counselor. You're the best, SD! Lay off that coffee! I'm on my 3rd cup! LOL!
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06-30-2004, 12:30 PM
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#3105
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Bar Question (the kind with beer, not exams)
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
ROTFLMAO! I'm going to buy stock in Starbucks!
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OMG. Could you imagine? "X is not billing enough. Increase his caffeine dosage by 30 cc's..."
Or the press release. "Starbucks in a new partnership with national law firms has implemented its first-ever I.V. direct dosage caffeine adminstrator. This patented device increases employee efficiency by 200% and Starbucks is proud to be on the cutting edge of legal innovation..." |
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