Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Sometimes I really feel homicidal. This man's release from prison inspires such thoughts. Were I to have the opportunity, I would push him in front of a train, or off a tall building.

The family of the young boy who was tied with twine to a crib has issued a statement that they do not want anyone to pursue this; the State of New York is satisfied and there is nothing more that can be done.

I think the kid's last name is the same as Gollum's name, though, so take it with a grain of salt.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
OK, stringbean

... like a rented mule, you body-hair shaving twist.

What's that fruffy crap in your avatar. I can't read print that small.

I'm interested because I need a new deck cleaning solution.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
uric acid is also very good for your skin. Most (probably all) commercial products like Eucerin use a synthetic variety (I think), but a massage therapist told me that her grandmother bathes her feet in her diluted urine because it softens the skin. Also, I have a home-spa book that recommends that if it doesn't gross you out too much.

I have not done the pee foot-bath, but I have to admit that my own pee does not really gross me out at all.

It would not gross me out if it were cold, but it comes out body temp and that kinda grosses me out.

[red red rum]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
OMG. Could you imagine? "X is not billing enough. Increase his caffeine dosage by 30 cc's..."

Or the press release. "Starbucks in a new partnership with national law firms has implemented its first-ever I.V. direct dosage caffeine adminstrator. This patented device increases employee efficiency by 200% and Starbucks is proud to be on the cutting edge of legal innovation..."

Wicked great idea. Sign up me for the beta-testing. For the time being, like at lunch today, I'll be washing my roast beef sangie down with a Expresso Frappuccino. Ha ha.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Bang. You nailed it. I was trying to think of the right way to describe Kobe's look and now I know that it's Ford-Taurus-driving, guidance counselor. You're the best, SD! Lay off that coffee! I'm on my 3rd cup! LOL!

TM

Damn, nailed again by your rapist wit. I was of course referring to the ten-figure a year earning 6/10 NBA star, to whom the same fashion rules applicable to the everyman apply. Fuck man, you always prove my point entirely meritless. !!! !!! !!! !!! I love it. Exclamation points!!!! I do declare them the pinnacle of whimsy this season!!! !!!!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by red red rum
Wicked great idea. Sign up me for the beta-testing. For the time being, like at lunch today, I'll be washing my roast beef sangie down with a Expresso Frappuccino. Ha ha.

this is Flower.
44-6

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by red red rum
I'll be washing my roast beef sangie down

Hey, is Buzzy's still around? Or did the health department finally catch up with them.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by red red rum
Wicked great idea. Sign up me for the beta-testing. For the time being, like at lunch today, I'll be washing my roast beef sangie down with a Expresso Frappuccino. Ha ha.

sigh, *wistful* If it's a Kelly's roast beef you seek, have one for me...

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this is Flower.
44-6

Hank, the current hairstyle is nauseating me and I'm not even hung over. Please fix it. Thanks.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The family of the young boy who was tied with twine to a crib has issued a statement that they do not want anyone to pursue this; the State of New York is satisfied and there is nothing more that can be done.

I think the kid's last name is the same as Gollum's name, though, so take it with a grain of salt.

can you provide a link? I'd like to read whatever you read.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I will simply point out that nothing looks worse than a man with anything approaching a round or oval face in a spread collar with a big knot. The look is exactly the same as a balloon tied off with a bit of ribbon. Hence the utility of a point collar and a four-in-hand. They tend to lengthen the line of the face.

See Fringey, Wonk's festive too! Strange you two don't get along better.

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
can you provide a link? I'd like to read whatever you read.

NYT. It's the story in the top middle of the first page.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by spookyfish
See Fringey, Wonk's festive too! Strange you two don't get along better.

have you not read the statistics regarding fat on fat violence? alarming.

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Originally posted by spookyfish
See Fringey, Wonk's festive too! Strange you two don't get along better.

Fuck you.

ETA are you a fat too?

[SlaveNoMore]

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Hey, Mrs. Garciaparra: Your husband's kind of sucking it these days. What gives?

It's called Karma