Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Okay. We can just cuddle.

I'm surprised to hear this from you, Abba. I hate the word cuddle.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Dave
It doesn't deserve to fail. Inspired by the thought, it occurred to me that a poll might be in order: What sport has the hottest groupies?

I'm thinking basketball (NBA but not so much WNBA, NTTAWWT). Definitely not golf.

Based upon personal observance of NHL and NBA games at Madison Square Garden, I'd go with hockey. Maybe if Walt ("why do they call you 'Clyde'?") was still playing, the Knickerbocker groupies would be hotter. But the Rangers suck worse than the Knicks, and they still seemingly attract more amazingly gorgeous women, so who knows?

I think that the arena sports have an unfair advantage in this respect over baseball, football, etc. Why, you ask? Climate control -- the chicks who go to see the Bruins or Celtics play don't have to worry about getting frostbite or melting in the sun. Unlike those chicks who go to a Red Sox or Patriots game.

This is merely one example of the keen and incisive analysis that some of America's largest grocery -- heck, all retail -- chains pay $65 an hour (plus $1 a page for incoming and outgoing faxes) to receive.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm surprised to hear this from you, Abba. I hate the word cuddle.

What is a better word for it? I can't think of anything.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What is a better word for it? I can't think of anything.

Stroke? Lick? Fondle (although that's not such a good word either). Play?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Based upon personal observance of NHL and NBA games at Madison Square Garden, I'd go with hockey. Maybe if Walt ("why do they call you 'Clyde'?") was still playing, the Knickerbocker groupies would be hotter. But the Rangers suck worse than the Knicks, and they still seemingly attract more amazingly gorgeous women, so who knows?

I think that the arena sports have an unfair advantage in this respect over baseball, football, etc. Why, you ask? Climate control -- the chicks who go to see the Bruins or Celtics play don't have to worry about getting frostbite or melting in the sun. Unlike those chicks who go to a Red Sox or Patriots game.

This is merely one example of the keen and incisive analysis that some of America's largest grocery -- heck, all retail -- chains pay $65 an hour (plus $1 a page for incoming and outgoing faxes) to receive.

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!!!!

Focus on the breasts.

I still love you, though.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Based upon personal observance of NHL and NBA games at Madison Square Garden, I'd go with hockey. Maybe if Walt ("why do they call you 'Clyde'?") was still playing, the Knickerbocker groupies would be hotter. But the Rangers suck worse than the Knicks, and they still seemingly attract more amazingly gorgeous women, so who knows?

I think that the arena sports have an unfair advantage in this respect over baseball, football, etc. Why, you ask? Climate control -- the chicks who go to see the Bruins or Celtics play don't have to worry about getting frostbite or melting in the sun. Unlike those chicks who go to a Red Sox or Patriots game.

This is merely one example of the keen and incisive analysis that some of America's largest grocery -- heck, all retail -- chains pay $65 an hour (plus $1 a page for incoming and outgoing faxes) to receive.

hmm. I hear you but what about Tom Brady's fiance Bridget Moynihan?

Fwiw, although not exactly groupies-- the Knicks City Dancers are not that hot. And, BTW Walt Clyde has the phattest suits around. He has mad style. That commercial with him and Keith Hernandez "NO play for Mr. Grey" is wayy too funny.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I'd go with hockey.

I'm surprised at you Not Bob. The correct answer is basketball. College basketball. At the University of Kentucky.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen


Still love me now?

Yes, because

(1) I don't really have a sweet tooth (this is why I don't like the word cuddle or the activity of cuddling),
(2) this sundae has pretzels (mmm, salty),
(3) that picture is kind of phallic, and
(4) breasts are pretty.


(That was just a bad day and I was feeling more envy than love, baby.)

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm surprised at you Not Bob. The correct answer is basketball. College basketball. At the University of Kentucky.

Cheerleaders' breasts bounce nicely under their sweaters as they jump up and down.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!!!!

Focus on the breasts.

I still love you, though.

I believe that the word you were looking for was "caress." In the ABBA/fb context, it works much better than cuddle, no?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What is a better word for it? I can't think of anything.

Most of the guys would vote for "abbreviated foreplay," though I doubt it'll pass.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Most of the guys would vote for "abbreviated foreplay," though I doubt it'll pass.

that sounds like a legal contract. hmm.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I believe that the word you were looking for was "caress." In the ABBA/fb context, it works much better than cuddle, no?

rp, a ruling?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Cheerleaders' breasts bounce nicely under their sweaters as they jump up and down.

Those soft, fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch . . .

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I believe that the word you were looking for was "caress." In the ABBA/fb context, it works much better than cuddle, no?

Now the word caress -- that gives me little flutters in my stomach.