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07-01-2004, 05:17 PM
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#3586
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Location: Flyover land
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Keep the segue alive.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Caress ... before you dress.
ETA: fringey, great minds!!!
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Yeah, though, apparently you don't want TM to notice me. And I'm in such a prime man- and woman-pleaser mode.
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07-01-2004, 05:18 PM
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#3587
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Keep the segue alive.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yeah, though, apparently you don't want TM to notice me. And I'm in such a prime man- and woman-pleaser mode.
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NTTAWWT
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07-01-2004, 05:21 PM
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#3588
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Based upon personal observance of NHL and NBA games at Madison Square Garden, I'd go with hockey. Maybe if Walt ("why do they call you 'Clyde'?") was still playing, the Knickerbocker groupies would be hotter. But the Rangers suck worse than the Knicks, and they still seemingly attract more amazingly gorgeous women, so who knows?
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The basketball groupies are hotter and they don't go to the games. They know exactly which clubs to stake out and which hotels at which to sit at the bar. [That is one of the worst sentences I've ever drafted.]
TM
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 07-01-2004 at 05:28 PM..
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07-01-2004, 05:22 PM
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#3589
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Keep the segue alive.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yeah, though, apparently you don't want TM to notice me. And I'm in such a prime man- and woman-pleaser mode.
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alas, you haven't been pleasing me. damn me for my utter straightness. I'll just be over here hanging out with the bartender.
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07-01-2004, 05:23 PM
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#3590
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Keep the segue alive.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yeah, though, apparently you don't want TM to notice me. And I'm in such a prime man- and woman-pleaser mode.
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Right, as if TM wouldn't notice you, if he were the type to notice women at all. Man, does that guy think about anything besides sports? |
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07-01-2004, 05:24 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Don't let this happen to your loved ones
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
That's not bad, but I'm going to stick with "assclam" for now. Whoever coined that one can have a license to use "foot commando" gratis.
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Goddammit, it'd be nice if you'd call me before rolling out the new licensing strategy. Not after. Now we're gonna have to downgrade the litigation strategy from "SCO - scorched earth" to something a little more accomodating.
Haven't been this frustrated since we obtained a default judgment for Penske, went to foreclose on the property and the directions led us to a wine-bottle-littered lot later determined to be Penske's backyard.
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07-01-2004, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Did Eminem redo it?
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"Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it. Take it to a motel room and take them [her clothes] off in private."
This, when before she was in the centerfold, her sweaters were too magical to touch! What a fucking jerk!
Really, not hot (to me).
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07-01-2004, 05:25 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Keep the segue alive.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
alas, you haven't been pleasing me. damn me for my utter straightness. I'll just be over here hanging out with the bartender.
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Is there anything I can do to please you? I think I'm basically just not equipped.
He is so hot (and so doesn't have a vagina) that I would join you but for the fact that would be a turn-off for you.
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07-01-2004, 05:26 PM
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#3594
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Greece v. Czechoslovakia
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hello? Where are you today, TM? NOTICE ME AND ABBA AND BNB!!!!!
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Sorry. It's been so long since anyone sent me any photos of their naked, glistening breasts that all I can think about is sports.
You gotta give some to get some.*
TM
* And I'm not just talking about Brian Cashman and the Arizona Diamondback's inevitable talks w/r/t Randy Johnson, baby.
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 07-01-2004 at 05:29 PM..
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07-01-2004, 05:27 PM
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#3595
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Keep the segue alive.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
"Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it. Take it to a motel room and take them [her clothes] off in private."
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"A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!"
It's just a fantasy. It's not the real thing. |
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07-01-2004, 05:29 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Keep the segue alive.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
alas, you haven't been pleasing me. damn me for my utter straightness. I'll just be over here hanging out with the bartender.
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God, I just want to sit on the edge of the sink, wrap my legs around him, and shave his goatee right off....
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07-01-2004, 05:29 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Keep the segue alive.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The basketball groupies are hotter and they don't go to the games. They know exactly which clubs to stake out and which hotels at which to sit at the bar.
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Can one be a "groupie" without watching the game? Doesn't that make them something else? I think of a groupie as someone who is so into the sport that they want to bang the back-up equipment manager. |
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07-01-2004, 05:29 PM
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#3598
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Keep the segue alive.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is there anything I can do to please you? I think I'm basically just not equipped.
He is so hot (and so doesn't have a vagina) that I would join you but for the fact that would be a turn-off for you.
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Nobody likes Colin Firth?
re: Yanks. They play tonight. Cash is in preliminary talks right now? Beltran fell through. |
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07-01-2004, 05:29 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Keep the segue alive.
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
"A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!"
It's just a fantasy. It's not the real thing.
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I don't buy it. He sincerely thinks that he should get to have sex with her since she let the general public see her naked body.
Plus, there are a million other songs out there. Must you focus on one that, however, irrationally, turns me off?
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07-01-2004, 05:29 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Keep the segue alive.
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The basketball groupies are hotter and they don't go to the games. They know exactly which clubs to stake out and which hotels at which to sit at the bar.
TM
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You haven't seen the Toronto puck bunnies. Same MO. But they are probably all equally hot.
Speaking of which, could a brave soul go to www.hockeyerotica.com and tell me what is there? It cracks me up that there appears to be such a site. |
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