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07-02-2004, 12:31 PM
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#3841
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PLF is Psychic
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's not what you were saying last night.
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I wasn't talking to you last night. Stop stalking me.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-02-2004, 12:32 PM
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#3842
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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random story
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I don't know man. You remember Tony Siragusa, don't you? That guy needed a bra.
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He was on the Sopranos on a guest spot. |
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07-02-2004, 12:34 PM
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#3843
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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random story
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
He was on the Sopranos on a guest spot.
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Hey did everyone by chance hear about 7 of 9?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-02-2004, 12:36 PM
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#3844
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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random story
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Hey did everyone by chance hear about 7 of 9?
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Her breasts are pretty.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-02-2004, 12:37 PM
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#3845
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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PLF is Psychic
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I wasn't talking to you last night. Stop stalking me.
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I know. I was outside of your window. You were talking to some vibrating rabbit-like object.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-02-2004, 12:38 PM
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#3846
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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random story
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Her breasts are pretty.
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Agreed. I wonder if they've ever been fluffernuttered?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-02-2004, 12:38 PM
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#3847
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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PLF is Psychic
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know. I was outside of your window. You were talking to some vibrating rabbit-like object.
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that would be the flutterator. |
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07-02-2004, 12:38 PM
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#3848
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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PLF is Psychic
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Originally posted by ironweed
Bottom line? The human race is destined to be mired in petty misunderstanding and unfounded contempt until it finally destroys itself in a convulsive nuclear exchange.
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You are so sexy. |
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07-02-2004, 12:41 PM
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#3849
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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PLF is Psychic
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know. I was outside of your window. You were talking to some vibrating rabbit-like object.
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No, I was talking to the guys wielding the vibrating rabbit-like object. And christ, did you climb up the damn trellis?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-02-2004, 12:43 PM
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#3850
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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PLF is Psychic
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, I was talking to the guys wielding the vibrating rabbit-like object. And christ, did you climb up the damn trellis?
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Thank god he is not festive, he would break the damn thing. |
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07-02-2004, 12:44 PM
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#3851
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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random story
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Apropos of this, I had a buddy who was jacked in the nads by a ball in HS. He went down. His best friend's dad was a doctor. The doc ran on the field, pulled down the buddy's pants, and proceeded to examine his twigs and berries to see if everything was okay. About 500 fans were present. Good times.
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This reminds me -- my kids' babysitter was all atwitter a few weeks ago, because she told me there was a "mass" in my baby's testicles, and that the doctor should have a look. The kids were all due for checkups anyway, and while examining the baby, the doc included the 'ol "have a look at the scrotum" check. No problems.
The babysitter insisted that there was something in there, and that I should check too. So, I did; I found not one, but TWO little masses in there -- i.e., his testicles.
The babysitter said, "See? I told you there was something in there!", to which I replied -- "Yes; they're his testicles." How could she not know this? She has 3 children (one a boy) and two grandchildren (one a boy), and a husband! What gives?
The other babysitter was cracking up meanwhile.
Last edited by dtb; 07-02-2004 at 12:49 PM..
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07-02-2004, 12:46 PM
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#3852
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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random story
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Originally posted by dtb
This reminds me -- my kids' babysitter was all atwitter a few weeks ago, because she told me there was a "mass" in my baby's testicles, and that the doctor should have a look. The kids were all due for checkups anyway, and while examining the baby, included the 'ol "have a look at the scrotum" check. No problems.
The babysitter insisted that there was something in there, and that I should check too. So, I did; I found not one, but TWO little masses in there -- i.e., his testicles.
The babysitter said, "See? I told you there was something in there!", to which I replied -- "Yes; they're his testicles." How could she not know this? She has 3 children (one a boy) and two grandchildren (one a boy), and a husband! What gives?
The other babysitter was cracking up meanwhile.
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I don't mean this as a flame. But isn't it time to get a new babysitter or doesn't this worry you? |
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07-02-2004, 01:01 PM
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#3853
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I'd say this settles the argument about which sport has the best groupies:
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The XFL?
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07-02-2004, 01:02 PM
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#3854
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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random story
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
isn't it time to get a new babysitter or doesn't this worry you?
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oooohhhhhh buuuuuuuuurn.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-02-2004, 01:03 PM
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#3855
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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PLF is Psychic
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I just love when people who like baseball talk about what non-atheletes soccer players are.
And on that note, I'll be leaving y'all for awhile. I gotta scratch my nuts, and all the baseball fans know how that can take it out of you.
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Cool. Except, not one person here has said that soccer players aren't incredible athletes. But have fun scratching your nuts.
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