Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Not a woman over 30 - it only took CBS 5 years to figure out that sex sells.

Women over 30 don't have sex????

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
See all you fucking hourly-billers next week. Suckas.

And stop over-billing my files.

I think most of us have already left. As I am now.

I challenge you to find where I bill you for "analysis" for thinking about what an asshole you are as a client all the way home. I think I'll take a few detours on the way to extend the trip.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Eat constipating foods, wait until it has all gathered in your lower colon, sit on your pointy pink hat, and then get MR to lick the end clean.

And bill it to his file.

Better, but it still lacks the provactive imagery of homeless ejaculate raining down on a lifeless, box-cuttered body. Of course, reasonable minds could disagree on this point.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by LessinSF
You can view your Big Brother 5 "houseguests" here - http://www.cbs.com/primetime/bigbrot...ts/index.shtml . Not a woman over 30 - it only took CBS 5 years to figure out that sex sells.

Any guesses as to who the two related housemates are? Heard the tease while channel surfing away from the ball game last night - two housemates are related but neither knows that the other one exists.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm sorry. Didn't the Flyers defeat the Maple Leafs? So what are you still doing here?

Ok. that type of comment hurts the people who are actually from Toronto a lot more than it hurts Slave. In fact, I can't think of an arrow equivalent in pain to hurl back.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Women over 30 don't have sex????

Sad, isn't it? Those under-30/over-the-age-of-consent chicks must be busy having sex with men of any age (over the age of consent).

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok. that type of comment hurts the people who are actually from Toronto a lot more than it hurts Slave. In fact, I can't think of an arrow equivalent in pain to hurl back.

I'm sorry. Really, I am. It's just that he made a bet....

eta: How about this? And then the Flyers lost to a team from Florida, for crissakes.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by baltassoc


So, a pox on both your houses.

If any baseball pox exists, Peter Angelos has it all over his dick. He has put an increasingly sucky team on the field over the last ten years and then whines about how a team in DC (and not just any team, the sad-sack Expos) would pull fans away. No, dipshit, the fans aren't slogging through traffic to see your shitty-pitching, barely hitting (Mora aside) team because of your team.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Better, but it still lacks the provactive imagery of homeless ejaculate raining down on a lifeless, box-cuttered body. Of course, reasonable minds could disagree on this point.

That stark visual will certainly stay with me on the way home. Thanks so much.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
eta: How about this? And then the Flyers lost to a team from Florida, for crissakes.

That almost works, thank you.

And RP, women over 30 don't have sex, they make love. Don't you watch Lifetime? Of course, we need our Alvimil and warming K-Y jelly to get there, but we do. Then we cuddle.

[the Spartan]

On this day in history, the 2nd of July, in the 2004th year of our Lord, the poster known as Pretty Little Flower invented the greeting:


AHOY!

Before some opinionated meanspirited dillweed negative nabob like Ironweed or his alter ego Ironnutedge (has there ever been a more unoriginal sock??) or TM raise some assjackian dissent, the proof is in the pudding, sts. I give you all y'all the IM transcript, as irrebuttable evidence of PLF's invention and attendant rights to the "Ahoy!" greeting:


penske_account: Good afternoon dearest Flowa.
p_l_flower: Ahoy!
penske_account: well said!
p_l_flower: Thanks!
p_l_flower: Not sure where I got that from???
penske_account: maybe you invented it?
penske_account: no?
p_l_flower: Possible
p_l_flower: I would not rule it out
penske_account: i'm comfortabel with that conclusion
p_l_flower: Me too
penske_account: i say we agree to agre
penske_account: and the rest of the world can follow suit
p_l_flower: Yes
p_l_flower: And they will
penske_account: perhaps, actually
penske_account: a thought
penske_account: iyw
p_l_flower: iw
p_l_flower: BOC
penske_account: great
penske_account: thanks
penske_account: I thought you might
penske_account: anyhoo
p_l_flower: Yes?
p_l_flower: Your thought?
penske_account: my idea
penske_account: thought
penske_account: yes
penske_account: indeed
p_l_flower: Tell it!
penske_account: will do
penske_account: coming.up
penske_account: are you sitting?
p_l_flower: Yes
penske_account: great
penske_account: perhaps
penske_account: we should post the transcript of this IM
penske_account: to announce to the world that you invented a new phrase
penske_account: a greeting
penske_account: iyw
penske_account: "ahoy!"
p_l_flower: Hmmm
p_l_flower: Cantthe world handle it?
penske_account: they should be able to after we cram it down their throats in a declarative manner
p_l_flower: Yes!
penske_account: INDEED!
p_l_flower: I like that!
penske_account: there it is!
p_l_flower: We are agreed
penske_account: so how do we execute our plan
penske_account: ?
p_l_flower: As usual
penske_account: you
penske_account: or me
p_l_flower: I think this will best be done by you
p_l_flower: You have the old school cred I lack
p_l_flower: The people of the FB listen to you
penske_account: that's true
penske_account: good point
penske_account: I am beloved
penske_account: sts

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by baltassoc
I'd like to present a little bit of objectivity, as an Oriols fan/Baltimore resident.

Yankes and Red Sox fans are far and away more annoying than any other team. And not just because they tend to have more fans in the area. The Mariners, for example, always seem to bring out a large (very polite) energetic crowd.

In fairness to the assholes of the greater Philadelphia metropolitan area (hi Gwynedd!), you wouldn't seem to have much experience with the fans of the senior circuit.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Women over 30 don't have sex????

First you appeal to patentparanyc as if Penske cares when you have the ignore function available to you, and now this poor attempt at a Bilmore of the Day. For shame.

In other news, the U.S. women's Open is shaping up for a good weekend with the 18 year-old amateur, Brittany Lincicome, holding on at one-shot back after a good cry on the 15th fairway yesterday, Annika two shots back, Michelle Wie three shots back, and all the Asian pussy a closeted gay man could want (8 players within six shots). Live Scoring - http://www.uswomensopen.com/scoring/alllb.htm

Brittany:

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok. that type of comment hurts the people who are actually from Toronto a lot more than it hurts Slave. In fact, I can't think of an arrow equivalent in pain to hurl back.

You could remind him that tomorrow we'll be sober, but he'll still be living in NYC.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
You could remind him that tomorrow we'll be sober, but he'll still be living in NYC.

South Amboy is part of NYC?