Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04 - Page 284

Gattigap · 07-06-2004, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Honeymooning Virginian finds Cleveland Steamer in his Nevada hotel room.

Client: "It's not funny at all. My lawyers know it's not funny."

Lawyer: "These psychological damages, which naturally flow from such a 'fecetious' mishap, are increasing 'excrementally.' "

Look, don't mock. First, it took me weeks to get Penske to work up the right tone of righteous indignation. I keep telling him, gleefully posting about this all over the goddamned place will erode his potential recovery -- I don't care how much he changes the names.

Second, I subpoenaed the guest list from Circus Circus. You'd better check your mail.

ltl/fb · 07-06-2004, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I believe LTL brings one with her wherever she goes.

You can find it in the crumpled White Castle sack

Why is sack italicized? And given that I find Wanker deeply repulsive, what would I need a defibrillator for?

Alternate answer: Honey, I don't know which of your gfs told you that's a defibrillator, but defibrillators are used on the chest only. Not lower.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-06-2004, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Fringey, I need a ruling. Is this the ppnyc unfunny POD?
(PUPOD for short)

Isn't it funny how you get to move up on the ladder when the board gangs up on someone else? You would think that you'd be offering the patentparalympian helpful tips on how not to let it get to you and befriending her.

Nah, this place is nothing like high school.

TM

ltl/fb · 07-06-2004, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Isn't it funny how you get to move up on the ladder when the board gangs up on someone else? You would think that you'd be offering the patentparalympian helpful tips on how not to let it get to you and befriending her.

Nah, this place is nothing like high school.

TM

It's not like she's trying to sit at the cool table with you.

the Spartan · 07-06-2004, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
[Slave], I don't know which of your gfs told you ....

Shapeshifter, no?

NotFromHere · 07-06-2004, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Isn't it funny how you get to move up on the ladder when the board gangs up on someone else? You would think that you'd be offering the patentparalympian helpful tips on how not to let it get to you and befriending her.

Nah, this place is nothing like high school.

TM

I have moved up the ladder at least 3 times. Cut me some slack the altitude may be making me giddy.

Or alternate ending. Fuck that. It took me years to grow skin this thick.

the Spartan · 07-06-2004, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's not like she's trying to sit at the cool table with you.

Why do you assume Thurgreed's at the cool table? It may be just me, my socks, Wonk, for his expertise in the culinary arts, and Gattigap, because I have him on retainer. Assuming a cool table even exists, there would also be an empty for the Paigow, jic.

Finally, we do out-call for hookers and booze.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-06-2004, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It took me years to grow skin this thick.

It only took me a pump and some pills.

Anne Elk · 07-06-2004, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Ashley Judd experiences teen sex wager movie cliche; gets locked out of hotel room naked. No pics {sniff}.

It wasn't "until later that she realized she was naked"?? Sounds like she was using something stronger than the pimple cream.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 07-06-2004, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Poll: Who is the best comic book superhero?

Slave seems to think the Dark Knight wins out.

TM

Another vote for the Dark Knight. Some of the early ones in that series with the Joker were unbelievably, well, dark. Two violent psychopaths going mano y mano... Very well drawn. Never was a big collector or anything, but those were really well done.

Atticus Grinch · 07-06-2004, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
It wasn't "until later that she realized she was naked"?? Sounds ike she was using something stronger than the pimple cream.

"It was only later that she released that not only was she naked, her face had been covered in pimple cream."

Sounds like you're about to see the business end of a str8 C&D letter. Better hope he's in a good mood from all the shrimp cocktail and 19-year-old pussy.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 07-06-2004, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nah, this place is nothing like high school.

TM

Aloha, Mr. Marshall. I trust you know where the front office is...

SlaveNoMore · 07-06-2004, 09:08 PM

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the Spartan
It may be just me... my socks....

all 85 of them?

That's one helluva table.

str8outavannuys · 07-06-2004, 09:19 PM

Welcome guys and gals, it's time for str8's Best FB Week Ever, where witty insiders recap the top ten things we loved about the Fashion Board for the week ending July 4, 2004.

Without further ado:

10) The (brief) return of Leagl. With witty tales about the reactions of men to two women kissing, and correcting misapprehensions about lesbo pregnancy, the FB came to remember how much it missed its founding little jewish pink-triangle sporting mama.

9) Patentpara getting ripped a new one for all sorts of reasons, but most memorably for using the dreaded "I really like blah blah blah. Not." TM was dead on in letting Patentpara know that "Not" is "Not Funny." If you're employing a Gareth Keenan reference in an unironic manner, it's probably not going to help the old hipster factor.

8) Pics of Paige Davis and Catherine deNeuve. Hubba hubba hubba.

7) Nicole Richie. Is she black? Hispanic? The one thing on which we can all agree is what Less pointed out -- the bitch is "skank-ho ugly."

6) BnB and RP. When they weren't swooning over Kevin Bacon, Johnny Depp, and various soccer studs, they were propositioning NFH, writing insightful essays on posters' thirst-for-crushes, musing about the various uses of the fluffernutter, and tweaking ABBA's rosebuds by chatting about the boobies. You can spelll BnB and RP without "DD," but why would you want to?

5) Farrell and his fluffer. Nothing had the ladies of the FB swooning quite like the thought of cashing in their career for a chance to help their favorite Irish charmer take the stage.

4) What do you call a street fight in Africa? Why, a road tussle, natch. Good times.

3) Euro Sports! Led by Penske, Anne Elk and AdL, it was all Fitba, cycling, more fitba, rugby (including nasty knee injury photos), and fitba. For once, talk of the Greeks had nothing to do with slot c action.

2) Dropping trou to pee. True story or not, the FB loved the thought of the partner's big white ass exposed at the urinal.

and the number one thing the FB loved about the week ending July 4, 2004 . . .

1) Jack Ryan and 7 of 9.

Anne Elk · 07-06-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
"It was only later that she released that not only was she naked, her face had been covered in pimple cream."

Sounds like you're about to see the business end of a str8 C&D letter. Better hope he's in a good mood from all the shrimp cocktail and 19-year-old pussy.

Note to self - do not post to FB when eyes are bleary from doc review and data entry.