Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04 - Page 288

SlaveNoMore · 07-07-2004, 01:17 AM

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the Spartan
Point goes to Fringe. No offence.

Whatever you say, Gin Red Rummy Mongoose.

the Spartan · 07-07-2004, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
I check back in and everyone is fucking everyone else again? ACL is going to be so awesome.

For the record, for the benefit of the community, ACL is one of my little known and underused socks.

And e/o is correct. It. will. be. awesome.

the Spartan · 07-07-2004, 01:23 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Whatever you say, Gin Red Rummy Mongoose.

You're pretty obsessed with my comeback. Project much johnslavio123?

SlaveNoMore · 07-07-2004, 01:49 AM

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the Spartan
You're pretty obsessed with my comeback.

As if you ever left.

Tyrone Slothrop · 07-07-2004, 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Hank, this isn't saying much, but you aren't making any fucking sense. What did you ingest tonight?

His posts would make more fucking sense if he ingested some spelling and grammar.

eta: Ooh, or some Edward Albee. Nice played. Who's afraid of Hank Chinaski?

Atticus Grinch · 07-07-2004, 02:44 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
nfh will have his freinds and supporters- Partisans to be hung from a tree. Are you one?

If it has to choose who is to be crucified, the crowd will always save Barabbas.
--- Jean Cocteau

Atticus Grinch · 07-07-2004, 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
In case there is any confusion, Ironweed is not a Penske sock. Neither am I.

Well, I guess I am not so sure about Ironweed.

Or me.

Victor Hugo was a madman who thought he was Victor Hugo.
--- Jean Cocteau

Shape Shifter · 07-07-2004, 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Apparently not nearly enough.

And this is why she left your boring self and is banging the new guy down the hall.

I don't really appreciate your outing my personal life like this but I can't really deny that what you say is true. Just like you can't really deny your own special contribution to the situation. What with the incessant phone calls, the pressed ham on our bedroom window in the middle of the night, the useless restraining order. She was understanding, but her patience wore thinner than the hair on your upper lip that time you tried to grow a moustache.

I tried reasoning with her the way you did with me that time you were nuzzling my nutsack, my hefty testicles resting on your hairless, chemically-bronzed chin. I told her that I wasn't one of those homophobes so insecure in my own masculinity that I was afraid to even put a dick in my mouth for fear that it would make me "gay." But she was tired of the "lifestyle." Tired and worn out like that Communards tape you made for me.

But, baby, my heart is full of love and it's all for you. I sense we are growing distant as of late. You never fuck me and I always have to drive. And, frankly, your work is starting to suffer. I appreciate the ball gag as much as the next guy, or at least a debatable percentage of next guys, but it doesn't really work on conference calls. Clients notice.

So what gives, slavey? Why the bad mood? Nipple clamps too tight? I'm willing to work with you, you know. I think you're special!!!

Shape Shifter · 07-07-2004, 03:04 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
I check back in and everyone is fucking everyone else again? ACL is going to be so awesome.

I wouldn't fuck them with slave's personality.

SlaveNoMore · 07-07-2004, 03:29 AM

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Shape Shifter
I don't really appreciate your outing my personal life like this but I can't really deny that what you say is true. Just like you can't really deny your own special contribution to the situation. What with the incessant phone calls, the pressed ham on our bedroom window in the middle of the night, the useless restraining order. She was understanding, but her patience wore thinner than the hair on your upper lip that time you tried to grow a moustache.

I tried reasoning with her the way you did with me that time you were nuzzling my nutsack, my hefty testicles resting on your hairless, chemically-bronzed chin. I told her that I wasn't one of those homophobes so insecure in my own masculinity that I was afraid to even put a dick in my mouth for fear that it would make me "gay." But she was tired of the "lifestyle." Tired and worn out like that Communards tape you made for me.

But, baby, my heart is full of love and it's all for you. I sense we are growing distant as of late. You never fuck me and I always have to drive. And, frankly, your work is starting to suffer. I appreciate the ball gag as much as the next guy, or at least a debatable percentage of next guys, but it doesn't really work on conference calls. Clients notice.

So what gives, slavey? Why the bad mood? Nipple clamps too tight? I'm willing to work with you, you know. I think you're special!!!

Poor, poor Shifter.

Another night alone.

Another night drinking yourself into oblivion.

And another poor, poor attempt at trying to be clever.

so sad.

SlaveNoMore · 07-07-2004, 03:31 AM

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Shape Shifter
I wouldn't fuck them with slave's personality.

Maybe if you had, she wouldn't have left you.

Jack Manfred · 07-07-2004, 04:41 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If you haven't seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, you should. She dances in her undies and her waist/breasts are featured.

Also, it's a pretty good movie, but that's secondary.

Concur.

If I had paper and pen in the theater during that scene, I would have written a thank-you note to director Michel Gondry.

"Now Kirsten. At this point in the scene you will be dancing with Mark in your underwear. I know it's not in the script, but the camera, she wants to see you in your underwear, and I am merely a servant to the camera."

I liked the film more than Coltrane and have no plans to see Spiderman 2.

If Str8 could get me one of those sweet studio gigs, my first act would be to replace Reese Witherspoon with Kirsten Dunst whenever possible. The difference between coach and business class.

Alex_de_Large · 07-07-2004, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Concur.

If I had paper and pen in the theater during that scene, I would have written a thank-you note to director Michel Gondry.

"Now Kirsten. At this point in the scene you will be dancing with Mark in your underwear. I know it's not in the script, but the camera, she wants to see you in your underwear, and I am merely a servant to the camera."

I liked the film more than Coltrane and have no plans to see Spiderman 2.

If Str8 could get me one of those sweet studio gigs, my first act would be to replace Reese Witherspoon with Kirsten Dunst whenever possible. The difference between coach and business class.

I will agree that the underwear dancing was a nice touch, but I still can't get over her busted up mouth.

robustpuppy · 07-07-2004, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
If Str8 could get me one of those sweet studio gigs, my first act would be to replace Reese Witherspoon with Kirsten Dunst whenever possible. The difference between coach and business class.

What a lovely metaphor, but why not simply say "the difference between sirloin and ribeye" ?

Shape Shifter · 07-07-2004, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Poor, poor Shifter.

Another night alone.

Another night drinking yourself into oblivion.

And another poor, poor attempt at trying to be clever.

so sad.

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore Maybe if you had, she wouldn't have left you.

You're not very good at this, are you? Don't worry, I'll be more gentle.