Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04 - Page 294

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-07-2004, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Two tits good, four tits better.

And those four tits engaged in nipple fights and honey is bestest.

ltl/fb · 07-07-2004, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I eat a lot of bananas.

TISH!

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-07-2004, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Would someone of the male persuasion please explain to me the utter fascination/obsession with girl-on-girl action? I mean, sure, I know everyone here digs porno and all that, but why is the girl-on-girl so disproportionately titillating (ha!)?

Is it because two chicks are sexed-up (that's the way the kids these days speak), and that all they need is you, you, you to make their encounter complete? (as if)

Somebody, please explain.

Simple math. If one looks good getting off, two look twice as good.

Compared to watching men and women its miles better. Men simply don't look objectively good naked. With two women, its a bundle of curves. Good aesthetics. Throwing some guy's throbbing member and hairy ass into the mix kills the artistic moment.

And you can't masturbate effectively to aything where the next frame might include a guy feverishly churning his 12 in wand for a Yosemite geyser-quality money shot.

robustpuppy · 07-07-2004, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This can ruin my day. That chalky taste lingers in your mouth for hours. And I eat a lot of bananas.

I find that the hardness is worse than the chalkiness. It doesn't feel right, biting on something that hard.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-07-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I find that the hardness is worse than the chalkiness. It' doesn't feel right, biting on something that hard.

Well, that's if you can get your mouth around it.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-07-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

FWIW, I like seeing/hearing/feeling guys get off; maybe that's what guys like about the lesbian thing. Two women getting off at the same time.

Are you saying you like watching guys get off with women or you like watching male gay porn?

Hank Chinaski · 07-07-2004, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
And Hank posts too much. As usual. It's pathetic.

Well, I believe a number of people enjoy a fairly high percentage of my posts. Maybe you don't, but I'm okay with that. Do I post too much? Of course. I have over 3000 posts for goodness sakes. Still, in general most people miss most of the time, so I'm okay with that too.

You on the other hand add next to nothing. Other than running the place, whatever that means. At best you're like the little boy who gets to play because he owns the football. Thank you for doing whatever you do to run this place, but don't ever think you add anything with your dull prose.

Watchtower · 07-07-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Well, I believe a number of people enjoy a fairly high percentage of my posts. Maybe you don't, but I'm okay with that. Do I post too much? Of course. I have over 3000 posts for goodness sakes. Still, in general most people miss most of the time, so I'm okay with that too.

You on the other hand add next to nothing. Other than running the place, whatever that means. At best you're like the little boy who gets to play because he owns the football. Thank you for doing whatever you do to run this place, but don't ever think you add anything with your dull prose.

Excuse me, I haven't been by much lately. But did TM and Wonk somehow tire of their squabbling and delegate the schtick to you and MR? When did this happen? And could one of you do a "your mama" joke? I always enjoyed those.

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-07-2004, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Well, I believe a number of people enjoy a fairly high percentage of my posts. Maybe you don't, but I'm okay with that. Do I post too much? Of course. I have over 3000 posts for goodness sakes. Still, in general most people miss most of the time, so I'm okay with that too.

You on the other hand add next to nothing. Other than running the place, whatever that means. At best you're like the little boy who gets to play because he owns the football. Thank you for doing whatever you do to run this place, but don't ever think you add anything with your dull prose.

Harrumph.

But the man eats his wife's ass. That's like a Master's win. He's got the green jacket. He's invited to write whatever he likes as long as he likes.

Hank Chinaski · 07-07-2004, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Harrumph.

But the man eats his wife's ass. That's like a Master's win. He's got the green jacket. He's invited to write whatever he likes as long as he likes.

Green jacket just means you get invited back next year. You still have to make the cut.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 07-07-2004, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Well, I believe a number of people enjoy a fairly high percentage of my posts. Maybe you don't, but I'm okay with that. Do I post too much? Of course. I have over 3000 posts for goodness sakes. Still, in general most people miss most of the time, so I'm okay with that too.

You on the other hand add next to nothing. Other than running the place, whatever that means. At best you're like the little boy who gets to play because he owns the football. Thank you for doing whatever you do to run this place, but don't ever think you add anything with your dull prose.

You're partially right and partially wrong.

I'm not playing the same game you are, Hank. I tried the "let me see if I can post some witty 'prose' and make some fans on this internet forum" thing and it didn't really work for me (though I have made a number of good IRL friends from this place). Now I'm onto the "grouchy poster who's only hanging around here because he has to and who doesn't give a shit what people think and only pokes fun at the status-seeking, approval-wanting idiots like Hank Chinaski" thing.

This schtick was started by slavenomore and refined to fit my own particular brand of grouchiness, which removed a lot of the witty barbs that slave likes to inject and got right down to bare-bones hate-mongering.

Comprende?

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-07-2004, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Green jacket just means you get invited back next year. You still have to make the cut.

Making the cut around here is what? Breaking 100 with one mulligan a side?

sebastian_dangerfield · 07-07-2004, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
You're partially right and partially wrong.

I'm not playing the same game you are, Hank. I tried the "let me see if I can post some witty 'prose' and make some fans on this internet forum" thing and it didn't really work for me (though I have made a number of good IRL friends from this place). Now I'm onto the "grouchy poster who's only hanging around here because he has to and who doesn't give a shit what people think and only pokes fun at the status-seeking, approval-wanting idiots like Hank Chinaski" thing.

This schtick was started by slavenomore and refined to fit my own particular brand of grouchiness, which removed a lot of the witty barbs that slave likes to inject and got right down to bare-bones hate-mongering.

Comprende?

So your wife has hemorrhoids, but she's still demanding the tongue action?

spookyfish · 07-07-2004, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
(though I have made a number of good IRL friends from this place).

Oh gawd. You've also inadvertently co-opted some of the "sunny thing" as well. FWIW, I'd lose that and just stick to the grouchy.

Not Bob · 07-07-2004, 03:29 PM

1. If y'all haven't done so already, check out http://underneaththeirrobes.blogs.com/main/ , a blog by a chick named Article III Groupie (who signed up as a member here a couple of weeks ago, incidentally). Given the mention of La Perla lingerie, I initially thought that she was the long lost chris, but I haven't seen any mention of naturally large breasts, or bisexuality.

2. Speaking of bisexuality, I am not quite sure why approximately 90% of heterosexual males have a thing about girl-on-girl action. Not that it bothers me -- in fact, the Femme Fatale scene was quite sexy -- but it just seems that men react in a strangely disproportionate way. Dude, she's kissing another chick. Not you.

3. Alec Baldwin is a fucking ACTOR. Mrs. Not Bob and I just saw The Cooler. Amazing.

4. Listen to Iron Maiden, baby. (sorry. the kid just made me a CD with probably illegally downloaded music.)

5. I had a case adverse to John Edwards once. (Uh, not really. But I figured that I'd say that anyway. I did ride on an elevator once with Joe Lieberman.)