Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Another reason to go to San Fermin. PETA holds nude protests One participant wore a thong. The article does not say if it was edible.

What, no pictures? Re pictures, is anyone really surprised that a band called "Cumshot" has people who fuck on stage (see Adult board)?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
AR4: Best show on TV not named Deadwood. As expected, Donny and Allison rolled through everyone. If this were more of an honest race (i.e. no artificial lumping-together points) they'd win by 3 days. Allison is very very good at shit like this. As it is, they could get unlucky . . . . Very surprised that the first week losers were not one of the old and/or fat teams. Instead it was the "incredibly stupid" team. Prediction - Kami and Kari are going to be high comedy. Prediction 2 - I will have sex Kami and Kari at the same time.

Thank you CBS!

I thought it was Amazing Race 5? but anyway, I found out last night that a guy I know is on this season. I'll be pulling for Marshall and Lance because they make the best pizza in Dallas. NY style, with perfect cheese/sauce/crust/grease combo. and they import their cannolis from NY. fancy.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ironweed
You need to take smaller hits from the bong. Just between you and me, PLF used to try to take a really big hit and hold it too long, but now that he's older he's gotten past all that macho shit. You've got nothing to prove to me, man.

True story: a buddy has suffered not one, but two separate hernias from taking bong hits. He needs or needed to heed your advice.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He needs or needed to heed your advice.

Or go to the doctor, get the problem fixed, and continue to take long draws. Either way, really. It's all good.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Or go to the doctor, get the problem fixed, and continue to take long draws. Either way, really. It's all good.

That's obviously what he did after the first hernia.

BTW, a visible hernia would scare the shit out of me.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
AR4: Best show on TV not named Deadwood. As expected, Donny and Allison rolled through everyone. If this were more of an honest race (i.e. no artificial lumping-together points) they'd win by 3 days. Allison is very very good at shit like this. As it is, they could get unlucky . . . . Very surprised that the first week losers were not one of the old and/or fat teams. Instead it was the "incredibly stupid" team. Prediction - Kami and Kari are going to be high comedy. Prediction 2 - I will have sex Kami and Kari at the same time.

Amazing Race is the best reality show ever invented.

My favorite team so far is the Midget and the Moron. They are in a race around the world for a million dollars and they can't stop bitching about how other teams won't help them. "Well, if they won't help us, they better watch out because we won't help them!" Uh...yeah. That's the fucking point you nincompoops.

I like the addition of the yield function. Gives each team the ability to slow one team down once during the race. Good idea. Should create some real animosity. Add that to the natural animosity cultivated within the teams from spending too much time with each other while travelling, doing difficult tasks and racing for money and fame and you've got great tv.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
But you saw Monster? Weird that.

Nope. What gave you that idea?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Paig's Sock

You are simply wrong.

Am not.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Is stealing from me. Last night's Moment of Zen:



I invented this.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
True story: a buddy has suffered not one, but two separate hernias from taking bong hits. He needs or needed to heed your advice.

Dude, that's so messed up.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Nope. What gave you that idea?

You all were chatting about whether Charlize deserved to win for her leading role in Monster.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You all were chatting about whether Charlize deserved to win for her leading role in Monster.

Was not.

(I am going through a minimalist phase -- don't worry -- it will be over soon.)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Dude, that's so messed up.

I'm so wasted.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm so wasted.

Going back a few weeks C., but dramatic life-style, or at least friend, change may be more important than writing samples in the job-hunt.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dtb
Was not.

(I am going through a minimalist phase -- don't worry -- it will be over soon.)

Are not.

(one going through a minimalist phase would not include the parenthetical.)