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12-09-2004, 11:56 AM
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#136
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Steaming Hot
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If the movies and tv have taught us anything (and, unlike the Bible, they have), it's that if you're rejected the first time (and second, and third), keep trying, because eventually she'll say yes, you'll fall madly in love, and live happily ever after.
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I don't know if this is a Homer quote or not, but it's good. Reminds me of the Graduate. Fuck her mother, then stalk her, and she's yours. |
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12-09-2004, 12:03 PM
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#137
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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I'm gonna make you love me
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know if this is a Homer quote or not, but it's good. Reminds me of the Graduate. Fuck her mother, then stalk her, and she's yours.
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It helps if you interrupt her wedding to someone else when you declare your undying love for her -- chicks dig that (the Graduate, Ed, Four Weddings and a Funeral*, et cetera).
* Or is my memory fading? Did High just want to tell Andie that when she married kilt boy? Hmmm. |
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12-09-2004, 12:04 PM
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#138
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I think this one is listed, appropriately so, because some (a lot of?) women tend to date guys based on who they think the guy could be (with time and proper encouragement), not who he is. Lots of women are little miss fixits, and somebody doing too many drugs is a prime fixit candidate.
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If this is the intent behind that rule, I stand corrected. There is nothing worse than a woman who tries to mold you into just what she wants.
TM
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 12-09-2004 at 12:06 PM..
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12-09-2004, 12:06 PM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't think you can make rules about how people are with relationships.
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I wasn't making a relationship rule, I was stating an etiquette rule. You can keep asking someone out all you want, but when rejected, if you are stupid enough to ask "but why?" you must accept the answer "I'm just afraid I can't" without illumination.
BR(3 rejections without a counter invitation from the rejector mean they don't want to go out with you and it is not a scheduling conflict, so there is no need to ask why)C
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12-09-2004, 12:08 PM
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#140
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by Fugee
1. I will not go out with a man who hasn't asked me out first. [Shades of The Rules, but the guy author says that when a guy is into you, he'll ask.]
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This is just stupid. Although some guys are quite good at picking up signals, some aren't. If you reduce your field to guys who ask you out, you deserve to miss out on that really nice shy guy that has all the other characteristics you want.
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Some guys you have to bash over the head to get them to understand that you would be receptive to going out. This rule discriminates against the clueless.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 12-09-2004 at 12:12 PM..
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12-09-2004, 12:11 PM
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#141
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Some guys you have to bash over the head to get them to understand that you would be receptive to going out. This rule discriminates against the clueless.
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It's too bad too, since the type of person reading and listing rules like these, that they will apply to their dating lives, is similarly clueless. Another match made in heaven goes up in smoke.
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12-09-2004, 12:17 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Thread title
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I never read the book. But in the movie, Mrs. Garp bites off the dick of the student she's been fucking in his car in the driveway because Mr. Garp, liked to coast into the driveway with the engine and lights off. She never gave the student a blowjob, told him it was over and he wouldn't leave until she gave him one, so she did. The student loses his dick and the Garps lose a son.
TM
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You're right. My bad. Age, fragility, that sort of shit.
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12-09-2004, 12:18 PM
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#143
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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EEEeeeewwww
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Originally posted by dtb
His mother?!? Gross. I didn't remember the incest aspect...
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I thought it was Garp's wife who bit his pecker off, but as Thurgreed pointed out, I was not even mostly correct.
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12-09-2004, 12:19 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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EEEeeeewwww
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought it was Garp's wife who bit his pecker off, but as Thurgreed pointed out, I was not even mostly correct.
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The thing about the Playboy story was impressive though (assuming you were correct about that)
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12-09-2004, 12:20 PM
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#145
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Another match made in heaven goes up in smoke.
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Does this mean that you won't have coffee with me when I come to TCOTU?
In other news, I haven't heard that Trevor Linden strangled Gary Bettman, so I am hopeful. I may even go rent "Slapshot" tonight. |
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12-09-2004, 12:38 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by Fugee
1. I will not go out with a man who hasn't asked me out first. [Shades of The Rules, but the guy author says that when a guy is into you, he'll ask.]
2. I will not go out with a man who keeps me waiting by the phone.
3. I will not go out with a man who isn't sure he wants to date me.
4. I will not go out with a man who makes me feel sexually undesirable. [Duh.]
5. I will not go out with a man who drinks or uses drugs to an extent it makes me feel uncomfortable.
6. I will not be with a man who is afraid to talk about our future.
7. I will not under any circumstances spend my precious time with a man who has already rejected me.
8. I will not date a man who is married.
9. I will not be with a man who is not clearly a good, kind, loving person.
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For people who really want to live by such rules, there's a short version printed on a small card you can carry in your pocket that simply says:
I will not go out. |
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12-09-2004, 12:59 PM
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#147
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It's too bad too, since the type of person reading and listing rules like these, that they will apply to their dating lives, is similarly clueless. Another match made in heaven goes up in smoke.
TM
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Even I am not as stupid as those rules. Wow.
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12-09-2004, 01:04 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Even I am not as stupid as those rules. Wow.
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Let's not forget the genesis for the whole stupid thing - an episode of Sex and the City. Anyone who applies anything from that show to a real relationship deserves what she gets. The show was entertaining, not illuminating. |
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12-09-2004, 01:07 PM
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#149
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Let's not forget the genesis for the whole stupid thing - an episode of Sex and the City. Anyone who applies anything from that show to a real relationship deserves what she gets. The show was entertaining, not illuminating.
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Yes. And, under the rules, Big was just not that into Carrie (married, left her waiting by the phone, won't talk about the future, rejected her, blah blah blah).
Did anyone bring that up on Oprah?
I have a splinter. Ow.
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12-09-2004, 01:15 PM
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#150
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Did anyone bring that up on Oprah?
I have a splinter. Ow.
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I believe Stedman did.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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