Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
People generally sweat when they work out, or at least they should if they are doing it right. Therefore, anything "heather" is a bad call. I abhor seeing women in, for example, grey bike shorts with sweat spots on the crotch and butt crack. Really not a good look. Ditto for men with the armpit stains.

I am a workout outfit snob. Who knew?

Ass sweat is the nastiest shit going...

Beleive it or not, I've seen crotch sweat on some otherwise rather attractive chicks at my gym. I can't help but immediately think "Lord, if she sweats like that in the gym..."

But the worst is armpit stains and older guys who wear them like a badge of honor. Ever been in a meeting with a partner and had him lean back and put his hands behind his head only to expose a pair of huge soaked pits glistening through his blue oxford shirt? I used to think these guys didn't realize what they looked like, but they do it so much that I began to realize they didn't give a shit. Its like people who fart in a group (yeh, believe it or not, there are lots of people who'll just let it rip). How can anyone think this sort of shit is acceptable? Last month I was hanging out with a brother in law. The dude farted out loud in front of me and then excused himself. I'm pretty forgiving, but thats just fucked up. He proceeded to do it three times. Each time, I wanted to say "Hey asshole, go drop the fucking kids off at the pool and stop forcing me to hold my nose every fifteen minutes. I'm getting really fucking tired of having to talk like Jimmy Fallon's Pat O'Brien imitation, all the while realizing that I'm inhaling your noxious arse fumes through my mouth." I guess he's just 'earthy.'

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Well, Christmas isn't really potato salad season. Wanna talk fruitcake?

Why don't you post less? With most people I could say "Be mindful of not posting your lesser work. Separate the wheat from the chaff."
Unfortunately, for you that would mean either no posts at all or all of them (no reduction). There is a constant quality level to your work.

So what I recommend is just not posting every other one that pops in your head. Post it- don't post- post it- don't post....See?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by baltassoc
You belong to the wrong country club.

Its a golf course, not a country club.*

* Major fucking pet peeve of mine. "Country club" is like "classy" to me. I grew up hanging out on a golf course. The people from the "copuntry club" hung out at the fucking pool and talked about therapy on the veranda. That said, I can't play worth a shit anymore. Its terrible. You play that game enough as a kid and you'll grow to hate it around 25.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
You ought to move Carlin from your sig line to the body of that post.

GC has never used that line. That bit was original.

[the Yule Sock]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I guess it's an overgeneralization, but damn, I've come to the realization that everyone here is a real nerd/doofus/assclown/fucktard (myself included). I'm amazed that most of us can even function in the outside world.

Coletrane’s nuts roasting on RP’s fire
Mr. R rimming at your hole
YuleSock flames being posted by moi
And ABBA dressed up like an eski-Ho
Everybody knows a sock and some posts from Paigow
Help to make the season bright
RT and Slave with their delete icons aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Sockey's on his way
He's bringing lots of posts with flames to make you pay
like noting that even billmore's child is bound to say
something hopelessly whifferiskini like “NAMASTE”

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To sharkjumpers like Flower, and Sebby too
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Shut the Fuck Up and Get the Hell Off of My Computer!, to you

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You play that game enough as a kid and you'll grow to hate it around 25.

Yes. After being berated for three putting at age 9 I grew to really really really hate golf. I won't even putt putt these days.

[John the Baptist]

O FB night
The boards are slightly frightening
It is the night
Of Paigow's long (re)birth
Long lay the world
In sin and gym clothes pining
'Till she (re)appeared and promised tales of their worth

A thrill of hope
The Paigow world rejoices
For yonder breaks
A new and glorious morn
Fall on your knees
The kitchen floor is clean
O night divine
O night when Paigow was (re)born
O night divine
O night
O night divine

A thrill of hope
For some, for others tiring
For ev'ry Feat of Strength
There's an Umbrella Whining
Fall on your knees
The kitchen floor is clean
O night of fright
O night when Paigow was (re)born
O night of fright
O night
O night of fright

*divinely inspired

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
One year I got my Dad one of these:



He loves it.

Ty

I woudl like this for Festivus. You know where to send it>

[Buddha]

Originally posted by John the Baptist
*divinely inspired

You're welcome.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by John the Baptist

*divinely inspired

You're still not getting an amazon.com gift certificate for it. You either, Yulie.

etfp

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Why don't you post less? With most people I could say "Be mindful of not posting your lesser work. Separate the wheat from the chaff."

Jesus, YOU didn't just write that, did you? Thats like a crackhead preaching abstinence to a problem drinker.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
GC has never used that line. That bit was original.

Wasn't it Carlin who observed that older white men like to play golf because it gives them an excuse to dress like pimps?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jesus, YOU didn't just write that, did you? Thats like a crackhead preaching abstinence to a problem drinker.

blow me. I should post less- sure. So should one other poster we both know (if you get my drift). but I should filter the posts based upon value of the post- that was my point. Geezzz.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes. After being berated for three putting at age 9 I grew to really really really hate golf. I won't even putt putt these days.

What I really don't get is how much people can talk about golf. I've been on the receiving end of 45 minute hysterical golf stories several times. Good times, good times. Where's a nuclear holocaust when you need one...

To all you assholes who'll talk and talk about how you can't get out of a trap, here is wisdom. Swing exceptionally hard and smash downward into the sand about an inch to two inches behind the ball. There is no easier shot in golf, so learn this simple fucking swing and stop telling me your fucking trap stories.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by the Yule Sock
Coletrane’s nuts roasting on RP’s fire
Mr. R rimming at your hole
YuleSock flames being posted by moi
And ABBA dressed up like an eski-Ho
Everybody knows a sock and some posts from Paigow
Help to make the season bright
RT and Slave with their delete icons aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Sockey's on his way
He's bringing lots of posts with flames to make you pay
like noting that even billmore's child is bound to say
something hopelessly whifferiskini like “NAMASTE”

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To sharkjumpers like Flower, and Sebby too
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Shut the Fuck Up and Get the Hell Off of My Computer!, to you

Thanks to whomever recommended the Dave Brubeck xmas album. I picked it up over the weekend and enjoyed it. I also picked up a christmas cd by The Blind Boys of Alabama. Y'all know what they sound like, if you like their gospel/bluesy sound, you'll like it. Their version of "Born in Bethlehem" rocked -- I love that song, but few are able to pull it off successfully (I heard an outstanding a capella version of this song performed, I think, by the choir from Morehouse, but I've never been able to locate it).

A helpful clerk at Waterloo Records also recommended the John Waters Christmas cd (reviewed here), only to find that they had sold out and would not receive more before xmas. Has anyone heard this? Is it worth getting? I'm sick of Frank Sinatra.