Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wow! Quelle coincidence! That is exactly how my sister described her last date with Flower.

Fair enough, but she did give my pussy the licking of a lifetime. We're talking earthquake.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I come from a part of the country where we see words like "district court" and make certain assumptions, false though they may be.

You're from Kansas? Who knew?

And to all: merry christmas*, fuckers.



* feel free to insert festivus or other holiday of your choice if it makes you feel warmer and fuzzier

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Fair enough, but she did give my pussy the licking of a lifetime. We're talking earthquake.

OK God, I get the point- I got the point the first time.

I know, you barely gave any brains at all to some people, the rest of us should be very grateful for what we have.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Here is a ridiculously hard quiz. I think I maybe got three right. At the bottom is a link to an article about it all.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop


Had this last weekend and plan to get more. At $23 (BevMo), a little more expensive than most of what I drink, but very yummy.

N.B. -- It's their Rockpile Road zin -- better (and more expensive) than some of their other zins.

Sad to say that I was at my neighborhood wine shop today and they've sold out of this completely. Apparently it's gotten some good press and has been flying off the shelves. They guessed that Rosenblum would sell whatever's left to restaurants instead of stores.

[Skeks in the city]

Bilmore's kinda women:

[pony_trekker]

OK, another Rant. Brooks Brothers now is officially on my ignore list. Granted, I haven't bought anything in years there because the suits fall apart in 2 years and the shirts shrink after you wash them twice, but I still used to be willing to go in and see if there was anything on sale that looks reasonably well-constructed.

Problem is they have fired all the sales staff and replaced them with people who didn't make the intelligence cut at Wal*Mart.

Who had the brilliant idea of mixing all of the suit sizes up and sorting the suits by style? Now one has to look thousands of navy pinstripe suits for the right size.

[Seasonal Sock]

I am a nice $30 bottle of Cabernet Savignon. I was placed into a glass wine decanter on December 12, left out for about 2 hours, and then corked with a glass thingey and put into a really really frigid (heh) refrigerator. Tonight: am I going down the drain or being thawed out and enjoyed?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Seasonal Sock
I am a nice $30 bottle of Cabernet Savignon. I was placed into a glass wine decanter on December 12, left out for about 2 hours, and then corked with a glass thingey and put into a really really frigid (heh) refrigerator. Tonight: am I going down the drain or being thawed out and enjoyed?

Wine slush? Have you told 7-11?

[Atticus Grinch]

Think you're all cool and shit because you joined the Mile High Club? Better hurry up and join the 5140m High Club, before the repressive Nepalese culture stamps it out.

Fun fact, in Rumsfeldism: In Nepali, is fucking called "making sauce"? Yes. Will I ever eat Nepalese food again? No.

etfg

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by mmm3587
When a woman is on her stomach, I find that the thighs and asses involved provided enough of a external dick cock buffer to prevent bottoming out. Deepest penetration and associated bottoming out[1] is more likely with normal woman on top or missionary with legs raised positions.

[1] Obviously, insert "My dick is huge and I bottom out all the time"[2] statement here.

[2] My childhood friend the urologist tells me that 90% of all dicks are essentially the same size anyway (5-7" erect) and that only a few are much bigger or much smaller.

eta I left the obvious "dick cock" error because it is so fun and homoerotic. Put a few client holiday lunch party after lunch drinks in me and my fantasies start to come out.

1. Maybe you should find a more svelt SO.

2. Your doctor buddy has a small dick.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by mmm3587

Third, I have done the office sex, and it is hot and enjoyable. But that was in a longer-term relationship where it was cool being really quiet and not banging about. If you're up for some long-lost holiday fucking, hit your favorite hotel bar and go from there. The hotel bar is good because the allure of a hotel room is there, right upstairs. Even though you'll just go to your place or his place, the fact that you are near a place where peole have casual sex gets everyone excited.

... after which point you whip out your throbbing five inch pickle and ram her belly button.

Hotel bar my ass. The only thing floating in the average hotel bar is a cabal of shrivelled Salem sucking, Beefeater swilling hags. And even under those circumstances, I'm willing to bet my left testicle (Hello, Coltrane!) that you couldn't get laid in the average hotel bar to save your life.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The only thing floating in the average hotel bar is a cabal of shrivelled Samel sucking, Beefeater swilling hags.

What is a Samel-sucker? It sounds sexy.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What is a Samel-sucker? It sounds sexy.

Salem. Scotch withdrawal. Pardon me.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If I had a disco mitt, its only bc the entire city was out of Nair. Not that you were Nairworthy. Besides, pubes are good at blocking the crabs who suddenly find themselves displaced after a hurrishave.

Hurrishave?