Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
I hate to be a killjoy, but I have it on good authority* that your wife is game for anything as long as any animals involved don't have hooves (I guess one has to have standards) and any mess can be cleaned up with a steam cleaner in less than an hour.

*Thanks for the photos AdL

We use a tarp. And I resent the equiphobe accusation.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hank, what is this post about? Sebastian did no claim in his post that Blue was his "normal" scotch. In fact, he specifically stated that Blue was the most expensive of the Johnnie Walker scotches. I inferred from his post that Blue was a "special occasion" scotch, not his "normal" scotch. Am I missing something here? What did we just talk about a few posts back?

You miss Paigow, don't you?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I really don't have much of a social life. All I know is what I see on TV or movies. People drink Black in the movies, but I've never seen Blue.

As I think you probably know, my point was not that you were mistaken to say that Black was the "normal" scotch for most. My point was that you had stated that Blue was Sebastian's "normal" scotch when he had given you no basis for this assumption. You then implicitly criticized Sebastian based on your fabricated assertion that Blue was his "normal" scotch. That kind reasoning may play big on the Politics Board, but here it seems like you are deliberately undermining the goal of an elevated FB discourse. Are you with me or against me?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
As I think you probably know, my point was not that you were mistaken to say that Black was the "normal" scotch for most. My point was that you had stated that Blue was Sebastian's "normal" scotch when he had given you no basis for this assumption. You then implicitly criticized Sebastian based on your fabricated assertion that Blue was his "normal" scotch. That kind reasoning may play big on the Politics Board, but here it seems like you are deliberately undermining the goal of an elevated FB discourse. Are you with me or against me?

Its "hail" from, not "hale."

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Are you with me or against me?

Is this question directed at Hank or at everyone generally?

If it's the latter, I'm against you.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Its "hail" from, not "hale."

I'm really surprised you didn't segue into some quote from Alan hale, who played the Skipper. You had such a perfect bridge.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Its "hail" from, not "hale."

It's "It's," not "Its."

Let's just forget about the whole elevated discourse thing. I am resigned to a 2005 of intellectual mediocrity.

[Seasonal Sock]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But it would kind of kill all the fun of trying to find out how much sexual experimentation your SO will tolerate.

Interesting point for someone who gets surly over having to cough up a drink and a little small talk before doing the nasty. In fact, some would say it would "kill all the fun" if a chick used Marget Cho's pickup line, "Hi, um, stick it in!" (NTTAWWT)

ETA: STEECK IT IN!!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
It's "It's," not "Its."

Your decision to kill the board rather than allow it to degrade further into mediocrity is not shared by all.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your decision to kill the board rather than allow it to degrade further into mediocrity is not shared by all.

Results to date:

Against me:

Hank Chinaski
greatwhitenorthchick
sebastian_dangerfield

For me:

Pretty Little Flower


Predictable. I think Jean Cocteau probably had something to say about situations like this.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Seasonal Sock
Interesting point for someone who gets surly over having to cough up a drink and a little small talk before doing the nasty. In fact, some would say it would "kill all the fun" if a chick used Marget Cho's pickup line, "Hi, um, stick it in!" (NTTAWWT)

Ah, but there's a distinction.

I don't want to work through chit chat on the initial date. I want to have just standard "get to know you" sex to determine whether there is basic chemistry in the sack to allow for continued relations. Now, once you know the basic sex between you and the SO is good, there is a certain fun in pushing the envelope of whether your SO will allow cornholing, Dirty Sanchezing, Pink Gloving, rimming, scat etc... Thats the true beauty of a relationship. You learn so much about the other person.

[Seasonal Sock]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ah, but there's a distinction.

I don't want to work through chit chat on the initial date. I want to have just standard "get to know you" sex to determine whether there is basic chemistry in the sack to allow for continued relations. Now, once you know the basic sex between you and the SO is good, there is a certain fun in pushing the envelope of whether your SO will allow cornholing, Dirty Sanchezing, Pink Gloving, rimming, scat etc... Thats the true beauty of a relationship. You learn so much about the other person.

Heh well you can safely assume a chick who doesn't even want to chat a LITTLE on the first date will want to dirty sanchez, pink glove, blue stars AND yellow clovers. Go ahead and stick it in. At. Your. Own. Risk.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Seasonal Sock
Heh well you can safely assume a chick who doesn't even want to chat a LITTLE on the first date will want to dirty sanchez, pink glove, blue stars AND yellow clovers. Go ahead and stick it in. At. Your. Own. Risk.

Is there a good reason why you continue to post under this stupid sock?

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
In an occassional series ("Lessons learned by RT, so you don't have to"), I point out that if you're going to drink a lot of vodka on Christmas night* and then jump into a very heated pool for an hour (time sort of got away for me for awhile, so that's a rough guess), drink lots and lots of water or the hangover will be one of the worst of your life. It may have been worth it to hear "holy shit, they ARE real," though. No, nevermind. Nothing was worth the hour of dry heaving.

So people thought your breasts were fake?

[Seasonal Sock]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is there a good reason why you continue to post under this stupid sock?TM

Is there a good reason you require a good reason?