Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by barely_legal
"Hot as hell"????????????? Do you see the size of her head in relation to the rest of her body? Look at her HEAD man!

My point about the low standards of men in the mid-Atlantic region has just been further strengthened. Soon I will be mostly mainly right all of time.

I can't really say I'm attracted to Hillary Swank, but I think you're being unfair to poor Deborah. She's no supermodel, but she looks pretty good for someone in her mid 30s. If I were looking and she were sitting next to me in a bar, I'd buy her a drink.

[ilikenewsocks]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
But are you as hot as Hillary Swank (who, all things condsidered, looks pretty damned good in this pic)?

She looks like Jennifer Garner in that pic, except for being much less fan-fucking-tabulous.*



* except for that whole banging Ben Affleck thing, that is.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by barely_legal
"Hot as hell"????????????? Do you see the size of her head in relation to the rest of her body? Look at her HEAD man!

My point about the low standards of men in the mid-Atlantic region has just been further strengthened. Soon I will be mostly mainly right all of time.

Again, you don't seen to grasp my point: she looks fantastic in sosme pics, then (as you put it) equine in others. The pics TM posted are even beter than the ones I found.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
She looks like Jennifer Garner in that pic, except for being much less fan-fucking-tabulous.*

You called?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Maybe we have an ABBA-equivalent in D.C. who is dating all of the men and women and leaving none for the rest of us. ABBA, did you move to D.C. after the divorce?

No, but I travel sort of a lot. I did, however, go to kindergarden and I know how to share.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Again, you don't seen to grasp my point: she looks fantastic in sosme pics, then (as you put it) equine in others. The pics TM posted are even beter than the ones I found.

I don't think you grasp my point that I don't think she looks fantastic in any of the pictures. I think that good lighting, a good photographer and a hell of a lot of airbrushing make her presentable in TM's pictures, but those pictures are small and not full-body pics. In any picture where you can see her entire body, she looks disproportionate and freaky.

But, as I said to TM, we will have to agree to disagree. She's just not my type.

I'm outta here. Everybody have a great New Year's Eve (even though it's an overrated holiday, much like Hillary Swank's looks are overrated) and maybe in 2005 I can hit 500 posts! Fingers crossed....

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
You called?

Jennifer Garner is also hot. But damn do her ears stick out.



TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Jennifer Garner is also hot. But damn do her ears stick out.



TM

Is that better?

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
You called?

I didnt know Martha Stewart was on the Ricki Lake show

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint


Is that better?

I'm not denying her hotness. But look at that ear. The woman can hear your fuckin' thoughts, man.*

TM

*And she ain't happy.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm not denying her hotness. But look at that ear. The woman can hear your fuckin' thoughts, man.*

TM

*And she ain't happy.

Yeah, her ears do stick out, you're right. I guess I'm an ear man.


p.s. If she can separate my thoughts from all the other voices in my head, she's even more special than I thought.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by barely_legal
As long as everybody is in agreement that I'm as hot as Debbie Gibson, then I'm happy.

Don't sell yourself short. You're way hotter than Debbie -- you're right up there with Tiffany.



edited to use a picture that won't screw up the margins.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
I believe the word you are groping for is sheigitz.

No. There is a cruder word that I approximated- I was called it by my future MIL! Perhaps it's an East Coast Jewish thing. Ironically, my Jew knowledge is East Coast and yours is Detroit.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Yeah, her ears do stick out, you're right. I guess I'm an ear man.

Well I'm a modern kind of guy
Of course I've had it in the ear before

Seb- is this obscure enough?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
your's is Detroit.

I hope that when dtb returns from vacation, she does not ketchup and see this.