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01-03-2005, 04:26 PM
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#3316
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Best present received this year
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I guess I like the funny girls. And have you seen her ears? Wow.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes, but are they laced with putrid bloody mucus like mine?
I didn't think so.
I win!
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Ah, see, I like the virgin ears. You've apparently been around the block.
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01-03-2005, 04:29 PM
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#3317
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Best present received this year
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ah, see, I like the virgin ears. You've apparently been around the block.
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But I thought I was your favorite!?!?!?!?
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01-03-2005, 04:29 PM
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#3318
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Best present received this year
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Yeah, it was the Season of Giving. Yadda, yadda. That said,
What was the best present you received this year?
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The best present I received was a John Deere zippo lighter. Just looking at it makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.
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01-03-2005, 04:30 PM
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#3319
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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New and interesting symptoms
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Cool. I hate sleeping alone.
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You're going to have to make some consistent noise.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-03-2005, 04:38 PM
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#3320
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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New and interesting symptoms
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're going to have to make some consistent noise.
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Isn't it your responsibility to do whateever is necessary to ensure that she does so?
Sheesh. Kids today.
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01-03-2005, 04:39 PM
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#3321
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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New and interesting symptoms
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
No. It was my admitting to sneezing in the first place that had made her skeptical that it was an actual infection, and not just a cold.
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There was some insane virus floating around this Summer/Fall. I had terrible clogged sinuses from July through the end of August, and my ears were killing me as well. I thought it was an impacted wisdom tooth because the damn thing had caused a few lymph nodes below my jaw to get a bit swollen. Then, suddenly, in mid Sept, the symptoms began flagging and it all subsided. I sneezed around the clock. Itchy ears as well - fucking awful.
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01-03-2005, 04:42 PM
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#3322
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Best present received this year
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The best present I received was a John Deere zippo lighter. Just looking at it makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.
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If one may ask, why is this giggle-worthy? (I Am Curious: Yellow)

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01-03-2005, 04:42 PM
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#3323
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Mold -- it's not just a sign that you need to throw away that bread
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
There was some insane virus floating around this Summer/Fall. I had terrible clogged sinuses from July through the end of August, and my ears were killing me as well. I thought it was an impacted wisdom tooth because the damn thing had caused a few lymph nodes below my jaw to get a bit swollen. Then, suddenly, in mid Sept, the symptoms began flagging and it all subsided. I sneezed around the clock. Itchy ears as well - fucking awful.
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There is this nifty new invention known as antibiotics. They really help with the total exhaustion, inability to breathe through the nose, inability to hear, bleeding from the ears, etc.
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01-03-2005, 04:45 PM
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#3324
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Mold -- it's not just a sign that you need to throw away that bread
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
There is this nifty new invention known as antibiotics. They really help with the total exhaustion, inability to breathe through the nose, inability to hear, bleeding from the ears, etc.
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I'm not a doctor, but I am a timmy, and I have to say, not if it's a virus, which is exactly what Sebby speculated it was.
This defense has nothing to do with the fact that my internet alter ego has the hots for Seb. (And dtb, you keep your mitts off.)
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01-03-2005, 04:47 PM
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#3325
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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New and interesting symptoms
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Isn't it your responsibility to do whateever is necessary to ensure that she does so?
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Well how am I going to sleep through the night then?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-03-2005, 04:47 PM
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#3326
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Best present received this year
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Originally posted by Not Bob
If one may ask, why is this giggle-worthy? (I Am Curious: Yellow)
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Oh my God, that's it. Exactly. Just seeing it there makes me giggle.
It's giggle-worthy for two reasons. One, it's ridiculous that I'd have anything John Deere, which makes me like it all the more. Second, the person who gave it to me bought it at the Wal Mart jewelry counter, which means that I now have jewelry from Wal Mart. (gasp. giggle.)
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01-03-2005, 04:49 PM
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#3327
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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New and interesting symptoms
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Maybe I'll join you. I'd love to sleep through the night. My place is too quiet. I need some consistent noise, like a fan or humidifier or something.
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Take the cupcakes out of your ears.
TM
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01-03-2005, 04:50 PM
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#3328
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Mold -- it's not just a sign that you need to throw away that bread
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm not a doctor, but I am a timmy, and I have to say, not if it's a virus, which is exactly what Sebby speculated it was.
This defense has nothing to do with the fact that my internet alter ego has the hots for Seb. (And dtb, you keep your mitts off.)
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Oh please, like he uses words like that with any accuracy. If his ears were inflamed and hurting, they were probably infected. A virus may have been the "but for" cause, lawyer chick, but an ear infection or sinus infection is actually bacterial. And bacterial stuff is helped by the antibiotics.
I have the scarred eardrums and sinuses that result from swinging too far to the "it's just a virus, you don't need antibiotics" reaction to the general tendency to overprescribe antibiotics.
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01-03-2005, 04:50 PM
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#3329
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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New and interesting symptoms
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I sneezed around the clock. Itchy ears as well - fucking awful.
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Are you allergic to cupcakes?
TM
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01-03-2005, 04:52 PM
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#3330
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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New and interesting symptoms
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you allergic to cupcakes?
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I will take custody of any unused cupcakes.
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