Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No way.

Even when neighbors are a factor, it's fun to try to keep my hand over your mouth in an effort to stifle the noise, while my hips do their best to counter those efforts.

TM

Wanna meet for coffee?

[Flinty_McFlint]

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
waitagoddamnsecond whothehellareyoufucking????????? faithless bastard.
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Faithless? I thought you were fucking Flinty?

Sigh, aren't you all?

[SlaveNoMore]

Anne Elk
Who only knows "Girls, Girls, Girls" and spend the 80's spinning at Dead shows and Jackson Browne conerts..

So your screenname is more accurately "Old Elk"?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It's even more fun if your parents are downstairs.

Eavesdropping.

You know, it sucks* having daughters.

I know; poor word choice.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
So your screenname is more accurately "Old Elk"?

Slave, no matter how much you flirt with her, you're too young for her. Unless your abs are taut.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'll be seeing this unless someone can come up with a good excuse for me. Shoot me now.

I'd go see that.

Hell, I'd go see Ozzy again.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Still not over Altamont, huh? (II)

We had better clothes than you guys did.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Taxwonk and others, apply by December 16 to be on the Biggest Loser 2. http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Biggest_L...pply_now.shtml

Answer your phone.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Poisoned tree is for state action, isn't it? moms can be shits and the reasons for the exclusionary rule just don't apply.

Most courts still apply it. I know what you're saying - not state action when mom listens in - most courts, though, still apply it as state action.

(Hell, my mom WAS the State.)

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Bob
You know, it sucks* having daughters.

I know; poor word choice.

Pedo.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Anne Elk

Who only knows "Girls, Girls, Girls" and spend the 80's spinning at Dead shows and Jackson Browne conerts..

mmmm, crunchy.

Wait a minute. Jackson Browne?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Slave, no matter how much you flirt with her, you're too young for her. Unless your abs are taut.

Slaves abs are taught.

Big difference.

[Skeks in the city]

This is a link to the short version of a Ghetto IQ test. Ghetto individuals average 8 correct items. College students average 2 correct items. According to ghetto norms, a person who does not get at least 5 items correct is mentally retarded.

I got 8 answers correct.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
This is a link to the short version of a Ghetto IQ test. Ghetto individuals average 8 correct items. College students average 2 correct items. According to ghetto norms, a person who does not get at least 5 items correct is mentally retarded.

I got 8 answers correct.

I got 7. I'm old skool. Word to da mutha!

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know if this is a Homer quote or not, but it's good. Reminds me of the Graduate. Fuck her mother, then stalk her, and she's yours.

Originally posted by Not Bob
It helps if you interrupt her wedding to someone else when you declare your undying love for her -- chicks dig that (the Graduate, Ed, Four Weddings and a Funeral*, et cetera).

It looks like both of you need to see The Graduate again. As adults. You missed the point of the last scene. (No offense.)