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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-07-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I moved into my new condo (sans ex-Mr.-Kiss) and I have not yet put up my blinds/window "treatments." I have large windows and a baby grand. I don't like clothing. Limited time only.

Bilmore? Got your binoculars? For the rest us, you're being a tease.

ABBAKiss · 01-07-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Bilmore? Got your binoculars? For the rest us, you're being a tease.

Yeah, I know, but Northwest needs the business.

LessinSF · 01-07-2005, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Can anyone give me an Amazing Race update?

Simply, tune in and root for Kris and Jon. They are the best team since the show rejected Barely and I. Now that Pops and Hera have been Philimated, all the others suck ass.

LessinSF · 01-07-2005, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I moved into my new condo (sans ex-Mr.-Kiss) and I have not yet put up my blinds/window "treatments." I have large windows and a baby grand. I don't like clothing. Limited time only.

What's the longitude and latitude?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-07-2005, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yeah, I know, but Northwest needs the business.

Well I'm sitting naked at my computer, and United needs the business.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 01-07-2005, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I moved into my new condo (sans ex-Mr.-Kiss) and I have not yet put up my blinds/window "treatments." I have large windows and a baby grand. I don't like clothing. Limited time only.

Ahh. That explains why Flower suddenly doesn't have time to post.

Flinty_McFlint · 01-07-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Me too!

On this, the boringest day in FB history, I thought it appropriate to make a somber announcement. I have given it a lot of thought and have decided to retire from the internet-style Lawtalker lawyer chatting boards. I've learned a lot, I've laughed a lot, but ultimately, I believe it is time to move on. I will miss sharing my musical and grammatical insights and getting updated daily about who is sick and with what disease they have been stricken. And I will always have sweet memories of Friday Flame Wars and The Daintiest Petunia. Thanks to everyone for everything.

Peace out.

Pretty Little Flower
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Look, I tried to throw you a retirement party last time. It wasn't my fault no one came. We had the cake, the hats, and the toys all ready.

I'm afraid the cake's now stale, Hank's been wearing the hats one after the other and they all have lice, and I can't find the toys anywhere (RT?). I don't think we can even try to have a party this time.

So, I'll just say, we wish you well, and send you off with a few dainty flowers.

I don't know how you guys can be so flippant. I'm losing my FB sensei and all you guys can do is take pot shots at the one man who took the time to understand me, the real me, not the feces-throwing monkey on the outside, but the feces-throwing monkey on the inside. I shall never never ever forget you Flower.

bilmore · 01-07-2005, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yeah, I know, but Northwest needs the business.

Maybe a little too specific?

LessinSF · 01-07-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Amazing Race Update:

Kris is hot as balls and is basically my dream girl in every way. Sadly it seems like she goes for the blonde swimmer-types.
Kendra looks amazing in a bathing suit.
Hera is GORGEOUS, but got eliminated.
Victoria was pretty hot in Playboy but that was some time ago.
Hayden would be a stand-out in many places in this nation, but is a bit out of her league with this group.
Rebecca does nothing for me, though she's kinda spunky.

Am I forgetting anybody?

Bang on as to Kris. She is the best/hottest/intelligent/extraordinary class by herself reality contestant that I could actually see myself dating in real life ever. I would fuck her with Rebecca's body. I will go to TARCON with evil, inappropriate thoughts in my mind.

Which leads to Rebecca.. I love her attitude, i question what the fuck she was ever doing her kitten of a partner, yet somehow she is unattractive. In other notes, I have decided that Victoria is looking so abused, that I think I could only fuck her if we put Kendra's head on her body (and only if we gagged Kendra). I can't even talk about how limp my dick would would be for Hayden. What an unattractive collection of overtly otherwise attractive peope.

ABBAKiss · 01-07-2005, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Maybe a little too specific?

Too specific for what? Everyone knows I live in Grand Forks.

LessinSF · 01-07-2005, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A friend and client of Vanessa's, Misty, joined us. Misty was pretty much what I always thought someone named Misty would look like, blonde, perfect shape, too perfect breasts, and pretty. ... Anyhow, the cute chef of the pub we were hanging out in came out to say hi to Vanessa and Vanessa introduced us to him:

"These are my friends Misty and RT. They are complete opposites but I love them dearly. RT..."(I smiled)"..is a lawyer. Misty.. "(she smiled)"...is a Playboy playmate." ...

Sorry guys, I didn't catch what year/month Misty made her appearance in, but she's 31, and she confessed to me that she's over her divorce and ready to start looking again.

I am back in Houston from the 10 th to the 13th.

baltassoc · 01-07-2005, 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Me too!

On this, the boringest day in FB history, I thought it appropriate to make a somber announcement. I have given it a lot of thought and have decided to retire from the internet-style Lawtalker lawyer chatting boards. I've learned a lot, I've laughed a lot, but ultimately, I believe it is time to move on. I will miss sharing my musical and grammatical insights and getting updated daily about who is sick and with what disease they have been stricken. And I will always have sweet memories of Friday Flame Wars and The Daintiest Petunia. Thanks to everyone for everything.

Peace out.

Pretty Little Flower

Liar. You'll be back.

I, on the other hand, will not.

I may come back under a different moniker, but now is the time to retire the baltassoc sock.

Thanks for wasting all my time.

Peace, um, out.

Flinty_McFlint · 01-07-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
Liar. You'll be back.

I, on the other hand, will not.

I may come back under a different moniker, but now is the time to retire the baltassoc sock.

Thanks for wasting all my time.

Peace, um, out.

I don't know how you guys can be so flippant. I'm losing my FB sensei and all you guys can do is take pot shots at the one man who took the time to understand me, the real me, not the feces-throwing monkey on the outside, but the feces-throwing monkey on the inside. I shall never never ever forget you baltassoc.

ETA: Goodluck and godspeed to the Poster Formerly Known As Baltassoc.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 01-07-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I don't know how you guys can be so flippant. I'm losing my FB sensei and all you guys can do is take pot shots at the one man who took the time to understand me, the real me, not the feces-throwing monkey on the outside, but the feces-throwing monkey on the inside. I shall never never ever forget you baltassoc.

Flinty: suck my big fat feces.

bilmore · 01-07-2005, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Too specific for what? Everyone knows I live in Grand Forks.

I just don't want to have to jostle with the rabble for room at the railing.