Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[LessinSF]

5 New Cheating-Wives have been matched for you in your area:

1) Linda, 130 lbs, 5'10, 36c, 11 miles away, available Jan4-8th
2) Shanon, 121 lbs, 5'6, 36d, 9 miles away, available Jan 3-7th
3) Jill, 113 lbs, 5'5, 34b, 17 miles away, available most nights(husband works nights)
4) Sandra, 134 lbs, 5'9, 36c, 21 miles away, available most week nights(looking for side-fling)
5) Beth 148 lbs, 5'10, 38d, 5 miles away, likes nearest motel

All 5 women are waiting to speak with you live & have photos. Webcam's are available for 4 of the 5.

http://membersmile.com/d/3.php

If you have found a lady or not to be paired up then continue. http://membersmile.com/out/

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Flinty: suck my big fat feces.

I can see why you're so popular with the ladies, you charmer. I think I've found my new FB sensei.

[SlaveNoMore]

LessinSF
5 New Cheating-Wives have been matched for you in your area:

1) Linda, 130 lbs, 5'10, 36c, 11 miles away, available Jan4-8th
2) Shanon, 121 lbs, 5'6, 36d, 9 miles away, available Jan 3-7th
3) Jill, 113 lbs, 5'5, 34b, 17 miles away, available most nights(husband works nights)
4) Sandra, 134 lbs, 5'9, 36c, 21 miles away, available most week nights(looking for side-fling)
5) Beth 148 lbs, 5'10, 38d, 5 miles away, likes nearest motel

All 5 women are waiting to speak with you live & have photos. Webcam's are available for 4 of the 5.

http://membersmile.com/d/3.php

If you have found a lady or not to be paired up then continue. http://membersmile.com/out/

I guess we found the location for happy hour.

[SlaveNoMore]

ABBAKiss
I moved into my new condo (sans ex-Mr.-Kiss) and I have not yet put up my blinds/window "treatments." I have large windows and a baby grand. I don't like clothing. Limited time only.

I guess we found the alternate location for happy hour.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by bilmore
I just don't want to have to jostle with the rabble for room at the railing.

Nice alliteration. Next time try "(w)restle" with the rabble for room at the railing.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I guess we found the alternate location for happy hour.

"Alternate", ABBA's ass. Flip the order and then we're good.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Gattigap
"Alternate", ABBA's ass. Flip the order and then we're good.

Wait, happy hour is in ABBA's ass? I'll have one of these:

http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/3436

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Public Service Announcement.

Here's my thoughts regarding week one of the NFL Playoffs.

St. Louis at Seattle (-4): I don't see how the Seahawks win this game barring about 5 interceptions. Their defense cannot stop anyone when it matters. The Rams have their problems, great big ones, but I think they've got enough to beat this Seattle team. Add the four points, and that's my pick. Tread lightly though.

Jets at San Diego (-7): Pick of the Year. When will this Chargers team get some respect? Jets will have no answer for LT, no answer for Gates, no answer for Brees. And if the Jets fall behind early, which they likely will (SD has scored a huge number of first-drive touchdowns), well Chad Pennington is no Peyton Manning. Lay the 7 points, Chargers win going away.

Speaking of which . . .

Denver at Indy (-10): Well last year the Colts won in the first round against Denver 41-0. And this year they're better . . . and Denver's worse. Lay the 10 points.

finally

Minny at GB (-6): Avoid betting on this game unless you absolutely have to. In a normal league, you'd say all the momentum favors GB, and that the Vikings are self-destructing, and you'd load up on the Packers. However, this is the NFL, where about 40% of the time, the exact opposite happens. Has Randy Moss been trying to lull opposing defenses to sleep by faking injuries, just biding his time until the playoffs? I don't really think Al Harris can cover a healthy Randy Moss. And remember the Packers' "tackling" in Week 16 . . . . still, I'm leaning towards GB-6.

Best bet: Tease SD and Indy 7 points and bet the house.

What are the odds on both St. Louis and Seattle losing? I'd like to take that bet.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by LessinSF
5 New Cheating-Wives have been matched for you in your area:

1) Linda, 130 lbs, 5'10, 36c, 11 miles away, available Jan4-8th
2) Shanon, 121 lbs, 5'6, 36d, 9 miles away, available Jan 3-7th
3) Jill, 113 lbs, 5'5, 34b, 17 miles away, available most nights(husband works nights)
4) Sandra, 134 lbs, 5'9, 36c, 21 miles away, available most week nights(looking for side-fling)
5) Beth 148 lbs, 5'10, 38d, 5 miles away, likes nearest motel

All 5 women are waiting to speak with you live & have photos. Webcam's are available for 4 of the 5.

http://membersmile.com/d/3.php

If you have found a lady or not to be paired up then continue. http://membersmile.com/out/

What happens if their cheating husbands subscribe to the service?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
What are the odds on both St. Louis and Seattle losing? I'd like to take that bet.

Well the odds are really against us. Usually, if a team has beat you down twice in a season, the third one's a gimme. The only thing we have going, is that it's in our house and it's gonna be cold and Bulger is not 100%. Then again, neither is Hasslesack. If Grant Wistrom comes back, maybe we have a shot. Otherwise, it's one and out yet again and Holmgren gets beat up in the parking lot.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
What happens if their cheating husbands subscribe to the service?

Ssssshhhh. Sidd's very sensitive about that.

[SlaveNoMore]

SlaveNoMore
I guess we found the alternate location for happy hour.

Dude. Live a little and reduce your purity score.

Desperate housewives get you a lot more points than the newly-single*

* although the bonus points for doing it over the piano bench should count for something.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dude. Live a little and reduce your purity score.

Desperate housewives get you a lot more points than the newly-single*

* although the bonus points for doing it over the piano bench should count for something.

Why are you arguing with yourself?

I'm disturbed.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
* although the bonus points for doing it over the piano bench should count for something.

Oh, yeah. One of you ends up with these funny lined bruises across some part of your body. Great bonus.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dude. Live a little and reduce your purity score.

Desperate housewives get you a lot more points than the newly-single*

* although the bonus points for doing it over the piano bench should count for something.

I'm confused by this post.