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[LessinSF]

a cat avatar I want to see:

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
To answer your question, Kournikova-esque.

You gotta admit, Anna looks fantastic. Most celebrities look like shit in unposed real-life photos (Lohan, Britney, Cameron Diaz, etc). Anna looks like Anna.

Stolen from Fark:

[NotFromHere]

LONDON - “American Idol” judge Simon Cowell said Friday he is working with Sharon Osbourne on producing a single to raise money for tsunami relief.

Cowell said he and Osbourne hoped to produce a version of Eric Clapton’s “Tears in Heaven” to raise money for victims of the Indian Ocean disaster.

Elton John, Rod Stewart, Gwen Stefani and Ozzy Osbourne have reportedly agreed to perform on the single.
Seems like an interesting group so far. Wonder if they'll get Clapton to join in?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Paigs, sweetheart, what on earth makes you think I don't "have some real bisexual stuff going down"?

how sound a sleeper is your baby?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
LONDON - “American Idol” judge Simon Cowell said Friday he is working with Sharon Osbourne on producing a single to raise money for tsunami relief.

Cowell said he and Osbourne hoped to produce a version of Eric Clapton’s “Tears in Heaven” to raise money for victims of the Indian Ocean disaster.

Elton John, Rod Stewart, Gwen Stefani and Ozzy Osbourne have reportedly agreed to perform on the single.
Seems like an interesting group so far. Wonder if they'll get Clapton to join in?

Would you buy a record by Elton or Rod or Stefani or Ozzy or Clapton? why on Earth would you care about a collaboration?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You gotta admit, Anna looks fantastic. Most celebrities look like shit in unposed real-life photos (Lohan, Britney, Cameron Diaz, etc). Anna looks like Anna.

Yes, compare Anna with these other "models:"

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Paigs, sweetheart, what on earth makes you think I don't "have some real bisexual stuff going down"?


Although I concur. ABBA is hands down the sexiest woman on this board.

Fair enough. Its hard to tell the real bis from the fake bis around these parts. My inner bisexual bows to your outer bisexual Namaste

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
To answer your question, Kournikova-esque.

bitch please. The term is kournakovian and i invented it to describe my rack. but youa re a newber so probalby dont recall..

booking northwest flight to Grand Platte now.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
bitch please. The term is kournakovian and i invented it to describe my rack. but youa re a newber so probalby dont recall..

booking northwest flight to Grand Platte now.

Your rack is much bigger than Anna's.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Your rack is much bigger than Anna's.

And your dick is much bigger and fatter than Enrique's. (and str8s for that matter)

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
bitch please. The term is kournakovian and i invented it to describe my rack. but youa re a newber so probalby dont recall..

booking northwest flight to Grand Platte now.

I'm suddenly very very into you. Did I tell you that I play tennis, listen to the Dead and don't shave my abundant Hasselhoffian body hair?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And your dick is much bigger and fatter than Enrique's. (and str8s for that matter)

My dick and your rack are a match made in TF heaven. Now press them together for me.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My dick and your rack are a match made in TF heaven. Now press them together for me.

Dude, you're a 29 year old well-off single professional in one of the best bar cities in the country. what are you doing 5:30 Friday night? You are making sexually inappropriate comments to aging women over the internet.
On your deathbed you'll regret not making more of these last few dozen nights.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My dick and your rack are a match made in TF heaven. Now press them together for me.

I am so glad we are back together, baby. Sorry RP, looks like its tmie for the second string. Is mmmmmm still in the house?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Dude, you're a 29 year old well-off single professional in oneof the best bar cities in the country. what are you doing 5:30 Friday night? You are making sexually inappropriate comments to aging women over the internet?
On your deathbed you'll regret not making more of these last few dozen nights.

(1) I'm still working/waiting for a response from a partner;
(2) There is no such thing as a sexually inappropriate comment on the FB;
(3) I'm basically married (live w/SO);
(4) We were clearly goofing around -- but even if we weren't, it's still fun;
(5) Paigow has a nice rack;
(6) I'm not that well-off;
(7) I regret nothing;
(8) A middle-aged man calling me "Dude" is creepy.
(9) Don't you worry, I will get good and drunk tonight. At my age, you start late and finish late.