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01-11-2005, 02:17 PM
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#4171
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Attention FB Spinsters
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Originally posted by Dave
Tired of picking up guys in bars? Sick of banging the office copy boy or FedEx driver? Are you fed up with soccer-playing boob grabbers?
Maybe you can order your dream husband right here
Or maybe not.
And before you ask, I do not have a listing on the site. Now, if you need me for anything, I'll be shopping for a Russian mail-order girlfriend.
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Nice. First guy says he's 7'5" who does he think he is? Hank?
And this guy says he's a classic romantic. Yeah.
I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 01-11-2005 at 02:19 PM..
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01-11-2005, 02:17 PM
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#4172
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
Posts: 1,687
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Attention FB Spinsters
Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
Tired of picking up guys in bars? Sick of banging the office copy boy or FedEx driver? Are you fed up with soccer-playing boob grabbers?
Maybe you can order your dream husband right here
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As the expert on personal ad hijinks and assorted hilarity, I call bullshit on this entry from Romania.
I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl.
Looks like a certain American we know.
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01-11-2005, 02:26 PM
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#4173
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Attention FB Spinsters
Quote:
Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
As the expert on personal ad hijinks and assorted hilarity, I call bullshit on this entry from Romania.
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http://www.latinamericancupid.com/br...ides&ovtac=ppc
If you hit "email him-" you get a link to Latin American Mail order brides, and it seems legit.
This is Allasandra- other than the fact that she doesn't drink, oh and doesn't speak English, I think we would really get along.
dtb- who are those singers I should know about again?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 01-11-2005 at 02:31 PM..
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01-11-2005, 02:28 PM
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#4174
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Attention FB Spinsters
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
dtb- who are those singers I should know about again?
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Sirens? Harpies?
Menudo? |
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01-11-2005, 02:37 PM
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#4175
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Attention FB Spinsters
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
This is Allasandra- other than the fact that she doesn't drink, oh and doesn't speak English, I think we would really get along.
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She speaks? Damn. |
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01-11-2005, 02:38 PM
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#4176
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Attention FB Spinsters
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Sirens? Harpies?
Menudo?
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She speaks? Damn.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 01-11-2005 at 02:43 PM..
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01-11-2005, 02:51 PM
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#4177
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Smells Like Victory!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sock Drawer
Posts: 192
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Not from there, either
Vince Neil gets married.
The only reason this is of note is because MC Hammer performed the ceremony. If I could have anyone do one for me (other than RT, that is, if she stays in the biz), it would definitely be Hammer time.
Maybe the 4th time is the charm for Vince.
Cheers!
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01-11-2005, 02:57 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Not from there, either
If you look really, really closely, you might be able to tell, if your eye is sufficiently trained, that Lia has had some minor work done.
She's 37.
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01-11-2005, 03:01 PM
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#4179
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Not from there, either
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you look really, really closely, you might be able to tell, if your eye is sufficiently trained, that Lia has had some minor work done.
She's 37.
TM
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She's not cupping them, so you know that this is the "official" publicity shot.
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01-11-2005, 03:04 PM
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#4180
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Not from there, either
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you look really, really closely, you might be able to tell, if your eye is sufficiently trained, that Lia has had some minor work done.
She's 37.
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Goodgod she looks 50.
Amazing how some guys can totally overlook the face for a big set of boobs.
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01-11-2005, 03:05 PM
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#4181
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
Posts: 1,344
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Not from there, either
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you look really, really closely, you might be able to tell, if your eye is sufficiently trained, that Lia has had some minor work done.
She's 37.
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Omigosh--what happened to her eyebrows? Scary.
tm (also 37--please tell me I'm less likely to frighten small children) |
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01-11-2005, 03:07 PM
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#4182
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Not from there, either
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Goodgod she looks 50.
Amazing how some guys can totally overlook the face for a big set of boobs.
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I bet her being able to speak English is not a plus either.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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01-11-2005, 03:09 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Not from there, either
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
Omigosh--what happened to her eyebrows? Scary.
tm (also 37--please tell me I'm less likely to frighten small children)
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If you avoid shoving your fake boobs up and together with your arms like she is, you are probably safe. |
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01-11-2005, 03:11 PM
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#4184
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Not from there, either
quote:
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Originally posted by tmdiva
Omigosh--what happened to her eyebrows? Scary.
tm (also 37--please tell me I'm less likely to frighten small children)
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you avoid shoving your fake boobs up and together with your arms like she is, you are probably safe.
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Please post a picture and let us be the judge. Thanks.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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01-11-2005, 03:15 PM
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#4185
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Hardees and fisting?
Quote:
ThurgreedMarshall
Aside from slave's success, I didn't know you could be gay and not live in the city. How does it work now that you're B&T?
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