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Hank Chinaski · 01-12-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
With that aerodynamic bod and huge pecs, lats, pipes, delts and whatnot, he is probably treading water somwhere.

No. The 7 minute long workout routine doomed him.

PS they finally put up a "blond" photo of him...

Sidd Finch · 01-12-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
PS2: I have been a dickhead today. I don't know why. Sorry.

It's the coke. Next time have a smaller line.

notcasesensitive · 01-12-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I cheerfully offer up the McMansion complete with vomitorium.

Although the beach might be quite nice at this time of year, you must realize that once your house includes a room marked "Brazenette - Do Not Disturb," it is no longer on the list of top locations for a blow n hos party.

Sebby's house in the burbs is out too. And Coltrane's love nest. Slave's been a bit too judgmental on the drugs shit in the last couple of years (no way I'm taking my tabs to his place). mmm, does your gf have a nice place? otherwise, I'm heading to gwinky's new bachelorette pad.

SlaveNoMore · 01-12-2005, 05:23 PM

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ironweed
Who's organizing the next GA coke binge, and what's the venue? I'm getting tired of schlepping to Pony's house all the fucking time.

Go West, old man!!!

Shape Shifter · 01-12-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Although the beach might be quite nice at this time of year, you must realize that once your house includes a room marked "Brazenette - Do Not Disturb," it is no longer on the list of top locations for a blow n hos party.

Sebby's house in the burbs is out too. And Coltrane's love nest. Slave's been a bit too judgmental on the drugs shit in the last couple of years (no way I'm taking my tabs to his place). mmm, does your gf have a nice place? otherwise, I'm heading to gwinky's new bachelorette pad.

Isn't mmmm's gf the one who asked him how much rent he paid on his townhouse?

SlaveNoMore · 01-12-2005, 05:28 PM

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notcasesensitive
Slave's been a bit too judgmental on the drugs shit in the last couple of years (no way I'm taking my tabs to his place).

Jesus wept.

01-12-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Yeah, I buy this one, too. Maybe I'm naive. She just gets fucked up and takes off to go somewhere else. It's unhealthy and dangerous, but she's got a long history of it. I don't think that's she's really into cheating, with guys. I don't really mind if she hooks up with other women, because it tends to increase my likelihood of getting involved. There is one friend of hers that she fucks around with pretty often (this friend is one of the threesome participants, maybe it's Abba or bnb!), and the sex we have after she fools around with her friend is amazing. I was in a no-bisexual-women rut post-college for a while (by happenstance, not choice), and this has been a welcome change. I'm just wired and conditioned (like most straight men, I imagine) to be incredibly turned on by that.

You konw, with past exes, when we were partying at bars and I started talking to other men, the exes would get all territorial on me, like invading my space, putting their arms around me, lifting theirlegs and peeing on me, etc. And it never occured to me to just leave the bar and disappear. I would just feel smothered and suffocated for the rest of the night. I like this girl's joie de vivre.

I still cant believe John Bayesdow is gone. We HAVE to find him. I never saw the blond frost. And I apparenlty need to update my death pool ist- can I still do that?

notcasesensitive · 01-12-2005, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cannot believe

1) this has not made the NYT
2) nobody pmed me to tell me personally
3) that Patong Beach Hotel was a gay hangout.

Jesus. With that aerodynamic bod and huge pecs, lats, pipes, delts and whatnot, he is probably treading water somwhere. I just cannot believe nobody told me. He is my IM avatar and everyting.

I didn't want to get your hopes up until they found his bloated, fish-gnawed body.

Hank Chinaski · 01-12-2005, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cannot believe

1) this has not made the NYT
2) nobody pmed me to tell me personally
3) that Patong Beach Hotel was a gay hangout.

Jesus. With that aerodynamic bod and huge pecs, lats, pipes, delts and whatnot, he is probably treading water somwhere. I just cannot believe nobody told me. He is my IM avatar and everyting.

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greatwhitenorthchick · 01-12-2005, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
otherwise, I'm heading to gwinky's new bachelorette pad.

Sweet.

greatwhitenorthchick · 01-12-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess

I still cant believe John Bayesdow is gone. We HAVE to find him. I never saw the blond frost. And I apparenlty need to update my death pool ist- can I still do that?

I thought someone posted it on a board. Maybe they posted it on the death pool board? And they mentioned you. I'll have to find that post.

here it is:
http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...711#post147711

01-12-2005, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm heading to gwinky's new bachelorette pad.

Yes! Gwinky's kitchen! I am so totally, totally there.

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Go West, old man!!!

Sorry, but I'm looking to really get down -- I mean really down -- and the whole Bad Lieutenant thing just doesn't work anywhere else but NYC. We are the greediest and the seediest, and sinning in other places just doesn't feel the same.

01-12-2005, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Ack! I didn't realize until now that I was misspelling it. I am a moron! I admit it. That's why I can't use that latin!

Anyway, baby, I'll make all your things equal, if you know what I mean!

While I sometimes try to figure out if maybe you might be hot in some sort of Tucker Carlson meets Less without the spittle meets John Kerry but cute kinda way, I have to say, that is the worst cyber flirt I have ever been privy to. Say something funny, thats how you win me. Or if you are unable to do that, a Lebowski sock works in a pinch.

Edited to explain that I find neither Tucker Carlson, Less with or without the spittle or John Kerry even remotely attractive. I was converying an image of maybe a hot guy with those characteristics.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 01-12-2005, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm getting you confused with g3 either because of your avatar or because of the content of your posts. Either be alarmed or be proud.

Be proud.

But remember, 'trane, I'm the wizened older guy and you're the testosterone laden young pup.

01-12-2005, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Ooh! Oooh! I know the answer to this one.

Marry the annoying, rich, sex-is-just-okay lawyer but keep on fucking the tennis coach.

What do I win?

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