Fringey's taut-abbed painter - Page 51

Shape Shifter · 12-14-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
It's not a "little bit" south of Carmel. If you are in Carmel, go to the bathroom and micturate. Even if you don't need to. Then do it again. Then find an upholstered chair, and lean over it, balancing on your pubic bone until you need to micturate a third time. Wait as long as it takes. Go a third time, and only then get back into the car.

If you're coming from the south, perform the same routine in Lucia. The problem is they don't have upholstered chairs in Lucia, so do this at your own risk.

I feel sorry for your kids.

Pretty Little Flower · 12-14-2004, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
Can you paint us a little word picture of how it looked live? (you were behind her, weren't you?)

I don't want anyone who uses the phrase "touch the heinie" to paint any word pictures for me.

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-14-2004, 11:41 AM

You know those signs they put up in restaurants and stores?: "Not responsible for lost or stolen items" or "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."

I want to buy one and wear it around my neck that says: "Anyone talking on their speakerphone in public should not be surprised when I ram it down their ear, nose or throat. Thank you for your cooperation."

TM

robustpuppy · 12-14-2004, 11:46 AM

Good god, people, could you stop
posting pictures that fuck
up the margins? I have enough
stress and eye strain. Having to scroll
to the side to read this stuff might
just put me over the edge.

Thank you.

greatwhitenorthchick · 12-14-2004, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I don't want anyone who uses the phrase "touch the heinie" to paint any word pictures for me.

I read it initially as "touch the hernia". Would that phrase work better for you?

Pretty Little Flower · 12-14-2004, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I read it initially as "touch the hernia". Would that phrase work better for you?

I would have been more encouraged about the quality of the forthcoming "word picture" if the phrase had been "touch the hernia."

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-14-2004, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Good god, people, could you stop
posting pictures that fuck
up the margins? I have enough
stress and eye strain. Having to scroll
to the side to read this stuff might
just put me over the edge.

Thank you.

You are becoming an intolerable everything Timmy.

And her ass won't fit in normal margins.

More of her ass, please.

robustpuppy · 12-14-2004, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Wow.

Coltrane, you do this with every single picture
of a hot girl. You don't need to do it anymore.
We already know exactly what your reaction is.
We can see your chin hitting your desk and the
drool coming out of your mouth. There's nothing
wrong with the reaction, she's incredibly sexy.
I find these pictures arousing as well.
It's just that this kind of reaction makes you
seem kind of silly. It's sort of the equivalent of
saying, "wow, nice weather we're having," or
"Isn't G3 annoying?"

In other words, you are becoming an
intolerable horny doofus.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-14-2004, 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Coltrane, you do this with every single picture
of a hot girl. You don't need to do it anymore.
We already know exactly what your reaction is.
We can see your chin hitting your desk and the
drool coming out of your mouth. There's nothing
wrong with the reaction, she's incredibly sexy.
I find these pictures arousing as well.
It's just that this kind of reaction makes you
seem kind of silly. It's sort of the equivalent of
saying, "wow, nice weather we're having," or
"Isn't G3 annoying?"

Now, if this were not a reaction to, and repost
of, a margin fucker upper, I probably wouldn't
bother to write this.

Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Wow you're a bitch.

Shape Shifter · 12-14-2004, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Wow you're a bitch.

But she is hot.

Diane_Keaton · 12-14-2004, 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm sure I'm annoying many, many people, but I can't stop.

Just go here: http://www.phun.org/phun/galleries/v...es-gallery.htm)

I that's the most perfect ass I've ever seen. Thank you, Diane Keaton.

TM

You are most welcome. I laughed when I saw you post that butt picture cause I know we have the same taste in butts and that you must have somehow missed Vida's. I guess you don't watch hip hop videos. (Though I'm sure you will now). She seems like a pretty cool person so hopefully she'll end up with a record deal eventually. The next Shakira maybe? Shakira and Kylie can shimmy their butts perfectly, but they don't come close to Vida's.

Okay, whatever, I am NOT GAY. I'm just SAYING is all.

Diane

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 12-14-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
But she is hot.

They're all bitches, Shapey. Bitches and whores. Until I throw some money at them.

robustpuppy · 12-14-2004, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You know those signs they put up in restaurants and stores?: "Not responsible for lost or stolen items" or "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."

I want to buy one and wear it around my neck that says: "Anyone talking on their speakerphone in public should not be surprised when I ram it down their ear, nose or throat. Thank you for your cooperation."

TM

In that same vein, all I can say is please please please please please ... NO!

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... the Federal Communications Commission tomorrow begins a review of its 20-year-old rule prohibiting cell phone chatter at 30,000 feet. The commission will seek to determine whether recent advances in technology relieve earlier concerns about the use of cell phones aboard airlines.

Coltrane, my love, I was only teasing before, please don't go to www.fcc.gov and vote yes on this proposal.

robustpuppy · 12-14-2004, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Wow you're a bitch.

Would this have gone over better coming from a puppy in a basket? Or a kitten about to lose her grip?

Replaced_Texan · 12-14-2004, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Number of indecency complaints to FCC in 2000: 350.
In 2001: 350.
In 2002: 14,000.
In 2003: 240,000.
Percent of such complaints in 2003 that were submitted by a single conservative group, the Parents Television Council, a self-appointed media watchdog: 99.8%.
Amount by which, following discovery of this fact, Michael Powell felt compelled by candor to qualify his sworn congressional testimony that there has been "a dramatic rise in public concern and outrage about what is being broadcast into their homes" in connection with his request for increased indecency fines: 0%.

It's morning in America.

I'm getting very irritated with the indecency complaints lately. The Governor of Vermont is thinking about removing a nude statue from his office in part because he's worried he'll break it (legitimate) and in part because he's worried that "there was concern that school children would see the nude."

Jesus Christ. Nude does not equal sex. Seeing nude statutes isn't going to kill kids or turn them into serial killers or over-sex them or hurt them in any way. Parents freaking out because their kid saw a boobie in a piece of art, on the other hand...

The new governor's press people did see the error in the "it will hurt the children" defense. "Gibbs said the governor was not concerned about school children seeing the statue. He said his comments last week that it might be hard for the governor to explain a nude statue to schoolchildren were an attempt at levity."

I'm seriously considering wearing a burka to protest every single time one of these complaints are made.