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[ilikenewsocks]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm seriously considering wearing a burka to protest every single time one of these complaints are made.

Please consider taking your protest in the exact opposite direction.

Burkas are this close to being a crime against humanity.

Signed,
American Nude Statue Defense League

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm seriously considering wearing a burka to protest every single time one of these complaints are made.

Living in a semi-sophisticated city like Boston, one has the opportunity to see (and wear!) many different kinds of outfits. But when I saw a woman the other day who was wearing a full burka (the kind where only her eyes are not covered with solid black cloth), I shuddered. That is one scary fashion statement.

ETA: I like new socks, apparently.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Has anyone hooked up with the one person they always wanted to sleep with? (Real life person that you know/have talked to/could meet if you weren't a chicken shit, no celebrity laminated list.) Did they live up to expectations?

A friend of mine recently hooked up with the first guy she ever was attracted to (she was 12, he was 23 back then, now she's 28, he's 39). She said it was as good as she'd imagined. And she's been imagining for quite a long time.

Me, nope. There are two that I've fantisized about over the years, and I'd probably hop on a plane if either summoned me, but I've never had more than a kiss from either.

I really would like to hook up with my first love. Unfortunately, the only time we have been in contact* since we were about 18** coincided with my studying for the bar and being severely depressed in the city I was in immediately after law school. So, he thinks I'm a total and complete fucked-up freak needy psycho bitch. I'm thinking there's not going to be any sex, though we joked about it when we were dating (getting together at some specified future date, like, um, 2006 maybe? or maybe it was 1996 or 2001).

I think I'm a little verklempt now, but I may not understand exactly what that word means.


*He initiated, post breakup of his first marriage.

**I didn't fuck him when we were physically together (age 15ish) and it was a long-distance relationship for a while after that, and then a long-distance friendship, so I didn't see him between becoming sexually active and sometime during my last year of law school.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
At least neither he nor that cow RP killed the board, you murdering lizard.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Mmmmm, cow. I'm hungry.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Has anyone hooked up with the one person they always wanted to sleep with? (Real life person that you know/have talked to/could meet if you weren't a chicken shit, no celebrity laminated list.) Did they live up to expectations?

RT, I am intrigued by your apparent sequence of thoughts.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Living in a semi-sophisticated city like Boston, one has the opportunity to see (and wear!) many different kinds of outfits. But when I saw a woman the other day who was wearing a full burka (the kind where only her eyes are not covered with solid black cloth), I shuddered. That is one scary fashion statement.

ETA: I like new socks, apparently.

I think that is a chador with a niqab. With a burka, the eyes are in fact covered, with a thick mesh.

eta reference to niqab, which is a face covering.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
he thinks I'm a total and complete fucked-up freak needy psycho bitch.

How could anyone, ever, get this impression of you?

First crush--learned she was married at recent reunion.

Second crush--made out at less recent reunion, but nothing more. Can't say I always wanted to sleep with her, but I sure did in HS.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Has anyone hooked up with the one person they always wanted to sleep with? (Real life person that you know/have talked to/could meet if you weren't a chicken shit, no celebrity laminated list.) Did they live up to expectations?

There was a guy in college who lived in my BF's dorm on whom I had a mad crush -- a crush he stoked eagerly, the manipulative narcicisstic bastard, to the point where I nearly became obsessed. He was a year younger than I, and after I went to grad school I went back to campus for October break. I saw him at a party, and thought to myself, I am over him. Of course, because this is how things work, it was at this party where he decided to grab my hand, take me out back to the porch, and kiss me. He was a *terrible* kisser. Sloppy, all tongue. Had he done that my junior year, he could have saved me two years of agonizing (although in retrospect quite enjoyable) crushing. If I saw him today, I would not want to sleep with him.*

*Even if his kissing skills have improved -- I know this because I have googled him and found a picture, and he's gotten quite puffy. The soccer/rugby body is no more. Funny enough, he's a "consultant" to the "paper industry" in England !!!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
How could anyone, ever, get this impression of you?

Yeah, well, trust me, it was way worse than it is now. And he loooooooved me. Can you say co-dependent?

Nonetheless, I would love to nail him. Even though he's married now.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Funny enough, he's a "consultant" to the "paper industry" in England !!!

I see you more as a Gareth type rather than a David Brent type.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
How could anyone, ever, get this impression of you?

First crush--learned she was married at recent reunion.

Second crush--made out at less recent reunion, but nothing more. Can't say I always wanted to sleep with her, but I sure did in HS.

This is why spouses/SOs shouldn't come to reunions.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I see you more as a Gareth type rather than a David Brent type.

I'm all about the body.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Has anyone hooked up with the one person they always wanted to sleep with?

I don't think there's ever been such a person, so I guess the answer is yes, I've hooked up with whomever I've really wanted to. Oh wait - currently I would really like to hook up with my friend's brother. He is on the radio and I absolutely despise him (on the radio at least, irl he is ok). So it would be a hatefuck. Unfortunately, his girlfriend is really nice, plus my friend would kill me. So not worth it.

[SlaveNoMore]

Gattigap
Indeed.

The problem, though is that the FB Betty pool is finite, and those of us with batting averages below the Mendoza Line need the advantages of more at-bats, as it were.

It points to a larger problem about our little community -- it's too little. We need a device to drive more traffic, get new members.

I'm thinking a nude calendar would do the trick -- Boys of the FB. The Monster Unit would probably be December, but if others are concerned about over-disclosure, we can use strategically placed items to do the trick. Maybe ShapeShafters -- God knows we've got the leftover inventory hanging around, plus that inflatable Macy's Parade float version.

I'm not so sure about "nude" - but this could work


FB MAN OF THE MONTH - NOVEMBER

TAXWONK

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'm not so sure about "nude" - but this could work


FB MAN OF THE MONTH - NOVEMBER

TAXWONK

I'd be interested to hear your response to the "Dream Come True" poll.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'm not so sure about "nude" - but this could work


FB MAN OF THE MONTH - NOVEMBER
TAXWONK

Mr. December: SD