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[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What does this mean?

Why? Worried?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He is pretty. And he does look like he would have a small penis. So does his brother. Maybe that's why Mrs. Chad Lowe is always running off and leaving Chad in the dust.

And, G3, why would you bother typing up that whole story and leave out the name of the star? Worried that she's reading the boards? Is it Katherine Hepburn?

I'd hate to ruin the reputation of a nice girl trying to have a normal life over one twisted night. It's not like they committed any high crimes or committed to stay together til death do them part.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I see these waterheads all over Philly. Its chicks from da block who marry cats who did time. When guys do time, they join the Nation. Then they get out and convert the Mrs. to their form of "Islam". Its pretty comical. I usually see these chicks shopping in some nice stores. I'm tempted to ask "Why?" I'm also pretty certain I have a better understanding of the Koran than 90% of them.

More wasted plasma.

?

I won't even go into what it seems like you're trying to say here, but most women in chadors that you see on the street are from muslim countries like Iran or Egypt or Somalia.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Until this came up today, I'm not clear that I realized that Enrique Iglesias and Marc Anthony aren't the same person (could they actually be the same person? has anyone ever seen them at the same place at the same time?). When I read that thing about Anna K getting married, I wondered where that left JLo. I'm guessing that the folks at People will revoke my subscription if I admit that to them. And no, I can't name a single song that either one of them sings. I could name a song or two by Julio, though, if that helps my latin singer street cred. Probably not, eh?

I can see the difficulty. Both of them are overhyped and only had 1 hit song, but that 1 hit song was played to death. To death.

All I can tell you is that Enrique outweighs the diminutive Marc Anthony by a good 60 lbs. And he sang something about being my Hero. But I can't stand to listen to his voice, so that's all I know about that song.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why? Worried?

All men should be worried about this. If you have this look you'll never get laid, regardless if you're hung like a horse.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What does this mean?

Around 6'2". Runner's body.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, you forget. I did criminal work for a bunch of years. I've heard all the speeches about "the Nation" until my ears bled. Shit, I had one client who drove me nuts because he would throw a hissy fit if a hearing conflicted with his friday prayer schedule. Idiot. Another screwhead once told me he couldn't press the elevator switch in my office because it would violate his hasidic views. And a partner at one firm got all bent at me for ordering meat on Friday during lent despite my obvious Catholic name. I smiled, but wanted to tell him to mind his own fucking business.

That may be so, but your post seemed to be talking about the "chicks in burqas that you see on the block." Your application of what you learned from the criminals you defend to people you see on the street who may or may not know the koran by heart is just plain stupid.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm not singling these idiots in burqas out - they're just another group of silly fools who buy into some faux spiritual horseshit de jour.* Thats part of being an American I guess. You get to have imbecilic beliefs and run around dressed like a horse's ass.

I have no problem with your general dislike of all things religious. I'm with you. I just think you're stupid for pointing to women in burqas "on the block" who you assume know nothing about their own religion or worse yet, have all been converted by sure-to-be-criminal boyfriends.

Can you see my point or is this going to be one of those conversations where you really start making no sense and then end it with, "I'm full of shit, anyway"?

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I'd hate to ruin the reputation of a nice girl trying to have a normal life over one twisted night. It's not like they committed any high crimes or committed to stay together til death do them part.

So you are saying that she once had sex outside of wedlock?!? The horror. She sounds truly depraved.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What does this mean?

I think it has something to do with ratios. Do you have a soft tape measure?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
All men should be worried about this. If you have this look you'll never get laid, regardless if you're hung like a horse.

I think that Rob Lowe has documented his success with the ladies, er, girls.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
FWIW, I fucked Bea Arthur.

I wouldn't fuck her with Brooke Burke's dick.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Go back and think through that formula especially the second part. If a woman has large breasts, you are still not going to put up with a large waist. Or even bulky forearms. Your ratio thing really only applies to certain body parts. Which is fine, NTTAWWT and okay then.

How many chicks do you know with a wide waist or bulky forearms?

FWIW, there are a few cardinal sins re body parts:

A man cannot have woman's hips. I'm a guy and I find that disturbing to look at.

An otherwise skinny man probably ought not to have miniature breasts. If one must have man breasts, he should be plump all over. Nothing is worse than talking to "Eugene" from accounting who favors white golf shirts and has a slight frame holding an ample roll and a perfectly tear drop shaped man breasts. Nauseating.

A woman can't have an ample beer gut/rolls like a man. It just looks bizarre.

Kankles are generally a problem. They can be surmounted, but they are problematic.

Man hands are bad. A chick can have beaten up hands that show she enjoys physical activities, but if she has stubby, fat little hands like Danny DeVito, thats going to freak the average guy out.

Unibrow. Goes without saying.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Go back and think through that formula especially the second part. If a woman has large breasts, you are still not going to put up with a large waist. Or even bulky forearms. Your ratio thing really only applies to certain body parts. Which is fine, NTTAWWT and okay then.

Christ. Here we go again.

Go back and use your brain. A large waist doesn't look like such a large waist when the breasts and ass are bigger too. I'm not saying that a good ratio cures all sizes of waists. But a waist that wouldn't normally be pleasing to the eye makes not much difference when the ratio is right.

Bulky forearms? What the fuck are you talking about?

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Can you see my point or is this going to be one of those conversations where you really start making no sense and then end it with, "I'm full of shit, anyway"?

TM

Nah, I gotcha. I'm just bitching. This town's got me down right now. Disregard the ire.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think that Rob Lowe has documented his success with the ladies, er, girls.

Okay, all non-famous men.