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12-08-2004, 08:07 PM
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#91
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Confidential to Texas Shifty
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
When it comes to ass-fucking, I'm bi-coastal.
The only reason Benson's not going to NY is because Mack Brown can't beat Oklahoma.
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You aren't getting any if you keep sticking the football crap in here.
Basketball I might be OK with.
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12-08-2004, 08:08 PM
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#92
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Confidential to Texas Shifty
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Because you are too good to ass-fuck anyone other than a NYer? You wound me.
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From what I understand, Shifty wouldn't really register with you, much less wound you. But I'm sure he'd lobby the other FB'ers to vote him assfucking champion of 2004.
CTSS: Like that? I've been away a while.
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12-08-2004, 08:08 PM
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#93
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Confidential to Texas Shifty
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
From what I understand, Shifty wouldn't really register with you, much less wound you. But I'm sure he'd lobby the other FB'ers to vote him assfucking champion of 2004.
CTSS: Like that? I've been away a while.
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My ass is no cathedral.
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12-08-2004, 08:12 PM
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#94
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Confidential to Texas Shifty
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
My ass is no cathedral.
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I was not implying that. In fact, it's downright cozy.
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12-08-2004, 08:15 PM
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#95
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Catching up
I've seen the many columns. Sportswriters have to fill column inches and it's easy to pick on the BCS. I have nothing against Cal. They were a one-loss team from the Pac 10, losing only to what is arguably the best team in the country. Texas is a one-loss team from the Big XII (the Big XII South is undeniably the toughest division in college football this year), losing only to what is arguably the best team in the country. One of the teams was going to get screwed, and this year it was Cal.
And you may call Mack Brown whiney, but I didn't here him whining like Cal in the years he was in the top five and went to the Holiday Bowl (I believe this happened to him twice). You think Mack's plea influenced any sportswriters? Since when do any sportswriters listen to a word out of Mack Brown's mouth?
Someone always gets "screwed" by the BCS. The only reason Cal feels like they're getting screwed particularly is because this is their first time in forever in the top 5. Everyone else is used to it.
Enjoy the ass-fucking.
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12-08-2004, 08:15 PM
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#96
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Catching up
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. That's if someone does invite you to New York.
Coffee?
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12-08-2004, 08:17 PM
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#97
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Confidential to Texas Shifty
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I was not implying that. In fact, it's downright cozy.
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"Cozy" is not a word I really want associated with casual sex with me. It sounds like a thatched cottage with decent central heating and a lot of chintz.
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12-08-2004, 08:18 PM
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#98
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Confidential to Texas Shifty
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
From what I understand, Shifty wouldn't really register with you, much less wound you. But I'm sure he'd lobby the other FB'ers to vote him assfucking champion of 2004.
CTSS: Like that? I've been away a while.
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Hmph. Just because I don't like to run up the score . . . . I thought you admired sportsmanship?
CTF: Exactly.
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12-08-2004, 08:19 PM
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#99
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Confidential to Texas Shifty
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
My ass is no cathedral.
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Then why all the music?
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12-08-2004, 08:20 PM
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#100
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Confidential to Texas Shifty
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Then why all the music?
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That was your stereo, hon.
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12-08-2004, 08:20 PM
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#101
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Confidential to Texas Shifty
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
"Cozy" is not a word I really want associated with casual sex with me. It sounds like a thatched cottage with decent central heating and a lot of chintz.
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I stand by my description. Sometimes I kneel a little too, but only when my legs get tired or when the pizza is delivered.
CTSS: Sweet, this is fun!
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12-08-2004, 08:22 PM
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#102
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Confidential to Texas Shifty
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
"Cozy" is not a word I really want associated with casual sex with me. It sounds like a thatched cottage with decent central heating and a lot of chintz.
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You should prefer "cozy" to "roomy".
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12-08-2004, 08:30 PM
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#103
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Confidential to Texas Shifty
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ltl/fb
My ass is no cathedral.
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The dank catacombs beneath? |
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12-08-2004, 08:31 PM
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#104
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Confidential to Texas Shifty
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You should prefer "cozy" to "roomy".
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12-08-2004, 08:42 PM
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#105
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Confidential to Texas Shifty
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The dank catacombs beneath?
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It's not cold there -- other than when you ice me down to indulge in your necrophilia fetish.
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