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12-16-2004, 04:16 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I had a bartender buy my 12 slammers one night. I slept on someone's bathroom floor that night. When I told him that I hadn't had dinner, he gave me a jalapeno from a jar on the bar. I sort of remember throwing up the jalapeno at one point early in the morning. That guy was an asshole - you're better off without him.
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Yeah, but how was the drunk ass-fucking?
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12-16-2004, 04:18 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My folks had me make drinks for them and their friends as a kid. I guess they thought it was cute. That taught me that one should not consume a half liter of any spirit in one sitting. I never wrecked the car drunk or wound up at the hospital like so many classmates.
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In a sample size of four with similar upbringing, no DWIs or (drunkenly) wrecked cars, no stomach pumps or alcohol poisoning, two separate arrests for public intoxication, and too many drunken hookups to count. I'm not sure anyone has reformed on that last one yet.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-16-2004, 04:24 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
I had a bartender buy my 12 slammers one night. I slept on someone's bathroom floor that night. When I told him that I hadn't had dinner, he gave me a jalapeno from a jar on the bar. I sort of remember throwing up the jalapeno at one point early in the morning.
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No offense, but unless he had your jaws locked open and was pouring in the booze, it wasn't his fault. Have some responsibility people. |
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12-16-2004, 04:28 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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ABBAKiss
Define "reasonably."
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By your terms ? Or the other members of AA?*
* this, coming from a guy who uses a bottle of Scotch as his avatar, when not during the Christmas season |
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12-16-2004, 04:35 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
* this, coming from a guy who uses a bottle of Scotch as his avatar, when not during the Christmas season
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I've got a 5th of Johnny Gold teed up for Xmas. That juice is lethal. You can drink it like water. Sooooo smooth.
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12-16-2004, 04:35 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
* this, coming from a guy who uses a bottle of Scotch as his avatar, when not during the Christmas season
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This may be the ugliest non-Hank sentence I've read in 6 months. Hitting the scotch a little early today?
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12-16-2004, 04:36 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Don't ruin this for me. I've been telling people for years that a couple glasses of wine every day has huge health benefits. If you screw this up for me, I'll have to kill you.
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I didn't say it didn't.
Jesus, is this how it feels conversing with me?
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12-16-2004, 04:38 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Jesus, is this how it feels conversing with me?
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Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. |
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12-16-2004, 04:38 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I didn't say it didn't.
Jesus, is this how it feels conversing with me?
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YES! |
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12-16-2004, 04:39 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.
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God, when am I going to get my period? |
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12-16-2004, 04:39 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Safety/Mind yo' bidness/Poll
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Originally posted by spookyfish
You know you've hit rock-bottom, when you start calling Aunt Jemima a "date".
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Racist fuck.
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12-16-2004, 04:40 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
God, when am I going to get my period?
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Forgot to use protection again? |
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12-16-2004, 04:41 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Forgot to use protection again?
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Right, I um, "forgot." |
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12-16-2004, 04:41 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
God, when am I going to get my period?
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I Got It!!!! |
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12-16-2004, 04:41 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Music recs for 13 year old nephew
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
God, when am I going to get my period?
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Please God, don't let me be pregnant.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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