Fringey's taut-abbed painter - Page 138

12-21-2004, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just say "what?" when you hear those words. Conveys the appropriate "talk like a fucking human" message to the asshole.

The minute any douchebag starts talking "synergies" and "allainces" I usually get that "Fuck, this guy's got no fucking money... next thing he'll do is offer me is equity for services" sinking feeling. I haven't been wrong yet - lingo and cash tend to be mutually exclusive since April of 2000...

...but then again, cash and this city have been mutually exclusive since 1945...

SOme first year said something awas "baked in" (hi gwnc) and I said "how?" and he started explaining, and I meant, "no, how is it baked in? is it one of the ingredients?" The kid can still be saved bc its early, right?

Shape Shifter · 12-21-2004, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
We need an updated roster. Because I've lost track.

What?!

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-21-2004, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whiff.

Its sad - you're a husk of your former self. Slap yourself in the face. Snap out of it.

BTW - Didn't you get the memo? I'm back to elitist. Its PLF who's taken up tilting at windmills for the common man.

ltl/fb · 12-21-2004, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Whiff. This is fun!

ABBA! I saw this and thought of you!

Happy Holidays! And quit with perpetuating the stupid whiff thing.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-21-2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
SOme first year said something awas "baked in" (hi gwnc) and I said "how?" and he started explaining, and I meant, "no, how is it baked in? is it one of the ingredients?" The kid can still be saved bc its early, right?

Well, you could work a dope joke out of it and freak the kid out. "Baked??? What do you mean 'baked'? Are you into the marijuana?" If the kid's the standard issue douchebag, he might blow a gasket, or you'll get a dealer. Its a win win whichever way it goes.

He's salvageable, but you've got better shit to do. Leave him to Darwin.

mmm3587 · 12-21-2004, 05:55 PM

I've got another question about this. Can a reasonably-proficient but untrained person just perform a ceaserian section, even if it results in the mother dying, and pull the baby out? I don't think that's the kind of thing I would try. When they were saying that they thought the baby could have survived, I thought for sure they would find it dead. But it turns out that the baby is just like a regular newborn? What the fuck? If you're not worried about the health of the mother, is a ceaserian section is simple as cutting open a watermelon without cutting too deep? This whole story is fucking bizarre. No wonder they all voted for Bush.

Shape Shifter · 12-21-2004, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, you could work a dope joke out of it and freak the kid out. "Baked??? What do you mean 'baked'? Are you into the marijuana?" If the kid's the standard issue douchebag, he might blow a gasket, or you'll get a dealer. Its a win win whichever way it goes.

He's salvageable, but you've got better shit to do. Leave him to Darwin.

I disagree with your earlier posts. This sort of person seems to thrive in corporate culture, a desirable characteristic from an evolutionary standpoint. If these types ever learned how to fuck, they'd take over the planet.

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-21-2004, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought he was from Toledo but now I think he is from Woostah, which is not technically on the coast and might as well be Tulsa.

I wonder how much ass one can get at Holy Cross... There ain't much to do up there and the place is packed with naughty little Catholic daddy's girls. So many tauntingly tight, but not too short wool skirts and tight sweaters... Of course, that was 1989, so for all I know, the place is now an X playground or full of crunchy chicks...

I often wonder what would have become of me had I succumbed to the parental desire to send me to Woostah. I guess it proves at a minimum my folks really did hate me.

Seasonal Sock · 12-21-2004, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan I was able to stop at REI on the way back and get those tee-shirts. Sock person, whoever you are, they are fairly nice.

Tease. No REIs near us at all. Too late for Xmas, but I'll get them by mail order in January for my Sister's Daddy's** Birthday. For now I'm hitting the local sports store asking for "Wicker" shirts because I am too lazy to go back and find the proper word used yesterday plus I was confused because I kept thinking Wicca. As in that certain neo-Paigon religion. (Just go with it.)

[**Oh DTB, Oh DTB; Wie treu sind meine Grammar?]

ABBAKiss · 12-21-2004, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
ABBA! I saw this and thought of you!

Happy Holidays! And quit with perpetuating the stupid whiff thing.

Thank you. That helped me with my weight loss plan!

ThurgreedMarshall · 12-21-2004, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I've got another question about this. Can a reasonably-proficient but untrained person just perform a ceaserian section, even if it results in the mother dying, and pull the baby out?

These are the kinds of questions you should be directing to your mentor.

TM

Replaced_Texan · 12-21-2004, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by Seasonal Sock
Tease. No REIs near us at all. Too late for Xmas, but I'll get them by mail order in January for my Sister's Daddy's** Birthday. For now I'm hitting the local sports store asking for "Wicker" shirts because I am too lazy to go back and find the proper word used yesterday plus I was confused because I kept thinking Wicca. As in that certain neo-Paigon religion. (Just go with it.)

[**Oh DTB, Oh DTB; Wie treu sind meine Grammar?]

Just tell them it's a late Solstice present and glare if they look confused.

ABBAKiss · 12-21-2004, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
Can a reasonably-proficient but untrained person just perform a ceaserian section, even if it results in the mother dying, and pull the baby out? ....... If you're not worried about the health of the mother, is a ceaserian section is simple as cutting open a watermelon without cutting too deep?

I asked my OBGyn sister about this and she confirmed that performing a C-section is so easy that they don't even teach them how to do it. They usually use grapefruit spoons to start out.

ltl/fb · 12-21-2004, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Thank you. That helped me with my weight loss plan!

It was retribution for having to read "whiff" for the millionth time.

If you scroll way down and click on the last box, you can see how much they love John Ritter. Brilliant!

sebastian_dangerfield · 12-21-2004, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I disagree with your earlier posts. This sort of person seems to thrive in corporate culture, a desirable characteristic from an evolutionary standpoint. If these types ever learned how to fuck, they'd take over the planet.

I meet him from time to time. I always comment negatively about him to superiors when the chance arises. I personally find lingo people to be the most uncreative flakes in any office. Its a cheap leapfrogging technique - a softball "barrier to entry". Like lawyers who use "heretofore" and Latin all over their briefs. Nothing says Screaming King Jackass like a string of Latin terms in your papers.