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12-23-2004, 02:20 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hey, if it were your groin area getting bruised, you would realize that two minutes is a long, long time.
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Hey, we don't dig the missionary pounding gig either, but one gets to feel lazy when he's on the bottom too much - it feels like you're not really working for it. From behind is generally best, but you can only do that so long before you start looking at your watch...
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12-23-2004, 02:21 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, we don't dig the missionary pounding gig either, but one gets to feel lazy when he's on the bottom too much - it feels like you're not really working for it. From behind is generally best, but you can only do that so long before you start looking at your watch...
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I "dig" the missionary non-pounding. It can be done. Perhaps only by better men than you.
BTW, I've gotten one "no" on licking your ass. Sorry. |
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12-23-2004, 02:22 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I "dig" the missionary non-pounding. It can be done. Perhaps only by better men than you.
BTW, I've gotten one "no" on licking your ass. Sorry.
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2, on the missionary non-pounding. RP had some pointers awhile back tht I agreed with. I'll find the cite that we can direct the pounders to.
How many inquiries are still outstanding?
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12-23-2004, 02:22 PM
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#2509
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, we don't dig the missionary pounding gig either, but one gets to feel lazy when he's on the bottom too much - it feels like you're not really working for it. From behind is generally best, but you can only do that so long before you start looking at your watch...
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You don't have a tv?
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12-23-2004, 02:23 PM
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#2510
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
How many inquiries are still outstanding?
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None; there is someone else I suppose I could ask, but I don't think I will. So, SD need not get his bidet fixed. |
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12-23-2004, 02:28 PM
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#2511
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I "dig" the missionary non-pounding. It can be done. Perhaps only by better men than you.
BTW, I've gotten one "no" on licking your ass. Sorry.
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I have fresh cocktail sauce...
- No, MR. Not a chance.
Sure you can do the long slow missionary, and like most sexual positions, its good. But it can be hell on your shoulders after a bit.
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12-23-2004, 02:32 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2, on the missionary non-pounding. RP had some pointers awhile back tht I agreed with. I'll find the cite that we can direct the pounders to.
How many inquiries are still outstanding?
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Just tighten the muscles down there as much as possible. Friction is a much more intense than speed. Problem is, friction also makes it way harder to hold back.
To every chick - no, a guy's earlobes are not eronegnous. Cut it out. Its annoying.
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12-23-2004, 02:32 PM
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hypothetical
If some idiot friend remembers that you're the only lawyer that he knows and he calls you when he ends up in jail, what do you do? Assume that all you remember of criminal law was whatever you needed for the bar exam several years ago.
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12-23-2004, 02:33 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Assume that all you remember of criminal law was whatever you needed for the bar exam several years ago.
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That's way more than I remember. But you should refer him to someone who knows what they are doing in criminal law. |
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12-23-2004, 02:34 PM
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hypothetical
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If some idiot friend remembers that you're the only lawyer that he knows and he calls you when he ends up in jail, what do you do? Assume that all you remember of criminal law was whatever you needed for the bar exam several years ago.
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Tell them you specialize in ______ and would do him more harm than good. Offer to call a friend who does criminal work. Repeat as necessary.
Or, if he insists, and the crime is interesting, offer to help by posting his problems on an internet forum to get advice.
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12-23-2004, 02:39 PM
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#2516
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just tighten the muscles down there as much as possible. Friction is a much more intense than speed. Problem is, friction also makes it way harder to hold back.
To every chick - no, a guy's earlobes are not eronegnous. Cut it out. Its annoying.
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I think that earlobe thing is personal, not gender-specific. I hate anything to do with my ears. stay AWAY from the ears. |
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12-23-2004, 02:40 PM
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hypothetical
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If some idiot friend remembers that you're the only lawyer that he knows and he calls you when he ends up in jail, what do you do? Assume that all you remember of criminal law was whatever you needed for the bar exam several years ago.
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Someone in jail has more immediate needs than a lawyer. He needs friends with bail money and/or a bail bondsman.
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12-23-2004, 02:42 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think that earlobe thing is personal, not gender-specific. I hate anything to do with my ears. stay AWAY from the ears.
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I swear that sometimes Sebby is my husband. He won't let me touch his ears. Personally I'm OK with the earlobes, I just don't want anything IN my ear.
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12-23-2004, 02:43 PM
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Apathy rocks!
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think my puppy is psyched abut it for similar reasons. Both dogs have been frisky as hell ever since the temperature dropped. Of course, she gets excited about the sun coming up in the morning, so it's kinda hard to tell why she was so happy this morning.
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Snow. I'm convinced it's doggie cocaine.
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12-23-2004, 02:44 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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hypothetical
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If some idiot friend remembers that you're the only lawyer that he knows and he calls you when he ends up in jail, what do you do? Assume that all you remember of criminal law was whatever you needed for the bar exam several years ago.
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Keep the number of a crim defense lawyer in your rolodex. |
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