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06-09-2004, 12:18 PM
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Coltrane's a poet. Have fun.
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06-09-2004, 12:19 PM
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The FB - Full of Sardonic Tonic
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Coltrane's a poet. Have fun.
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Rhyming is hot. Too bad he considers Texans beneath him. |
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06-09-2004, 12:19 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Coltrane's a poet. Have fun.
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I was given access right after you started this. Oh the irony!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-09-2004, 12:21 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was given access right after you started this. Oh the irony!
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Timing is everything. |
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06-09-2004, 12:23 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was given access right after you started this. Oh the irony!
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Well oiled machine.
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06-09-2004, 12:25 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well oiled machine.
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You and your dirty talk. |
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06-09-2004, 12:25 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Rhyming is hot. Too bad he considers Texans beneath him.
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And you prefer to be on top?
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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06-09-2004, 12:26 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well oiled machine.
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Are we going to spend the whole day talking about Fringey's appliances?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-09-2004, 12:26 PM
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
And you prefer to be on top?
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Not until she's well oiled.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-09-2004, 12:28 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not until she's well-oiled.
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You people are getting your hyphens all wrong! Well oiled. Well-oiled machine. I think. DTB? |
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06-09-2004, 12:29 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
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Messing with Texas.
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
So you are thinkin your opinion is pretty safe having not been to the three largest cities in the state (and three of the largest in the US)?
"I think New York is full of cows and river barges, but of course I've never been to New York City or Buffalo or Albany."
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Texas is like NYC in this single respect: everything fabulous and unique about it has been SO THOUROUGHLY SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS by its expatriates and tourism boards that I feel pretty confident I'd know as much as I need to even if I hadn't visited. Its regional pride borders on the recockulously snobbish, like they've been brainwashed to pretend to feel sorry for people not from there. Unlike, say, Chicago, whose charms are not best communicated by its former residents, but by visiting. Or Cleveland, Phila., etc., which often have slightly more charms than their respective expats would lead you believe. New Yorkers and Texans oversell.
BTW, when I ask expat tejanos in S.F. "What's so great about Texas?" the answer is universal: Austin. YMM, but probably will not, V. |
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06-09-2004, 12:30 PM
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The FB - Full of Sardonic Tonic
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You people are getting your hyphens all wrong! Well oiled. Well-oiled machine. I think. DTB?
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Damn you're fast. I edited it right away.
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06-09-2004, 12:30 PM
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Consigliere
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taxwonk
Are we going to spend the whole day talking about Fringey's appliances?
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why not? yesterday we talked about sunnybunny's |
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06-09-2004, 12:31 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Absolutely Positively Very First Reality TV Post in This Thread
So, who watched Last Comic Standing last night? I thought it was a bit bogus that they gave out like 10 offers in NY and then had only one to give out in each of the last two cities (Chicago and Tampa). And then they gave the one spot in Tampa to the guy who is already a regular on Colin Quinn's show. What is the premise again? Is it to find unknown talent or to find people who are already known who will make America laugh? Just checking, because I really didn't watch much of the first season.
My favorite joke of the night - guy in SF (I think) saying something along the lines of:
"I don't really get Governor Schwartzenager's marriage, but I think that it might be the first phase in a genetic experiment to create a bulletproof Kennedy."
Is he right, lizard?
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06-09-2004, 12:32 PM
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Messing with Texas.
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
New Yorkers and Texans oversell.
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If you lived somewhere other than SF you might have some cred. |
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