Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you are a Republican, and I think you are, all I have to say for you is that people really need to think about these things before they go having sex and making babies. She should have taken more personal responsibility.

You know, as a young man, even in the throes of a Mickey's Big Mouth and skunk weed bender, with a willing partner, I always remembered "hey, this thing's loaded... no way I'm having sex without some birth control." If a drunken high school kid who gets hard when he spies a lingerie ad can control himself, everybodyu else should be able to. I just don't get folks who get knocked up and pop in and out of these fucked up relationships. Use. Birth. Control. What don't you understand about the fact that fucking without it gets you pregnant, and fucking a total dispshit without it might land your ass in a trailer park? Is it that hard to go to Planned Parenthood or buy some good, top shelf condoms?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Here's a question.

Now that summer's here, women are wearing less. That is nice. Also, women have been getting more plastic surgery, so their bodies look much better in clothes. Also nice. Also, women now want to show off their asses, when they have them (as opposed to buying jeans that made everyone look like they have no ass, which sucked. Thank God that's no longer the style). Anyway, all this has led to more eye candy.

Let me add that I am older and getting more perveted by the day.

When I walk down the street, I now automatically scope and assess each woman I pass. This is nothing new. I'm sure I did it to some degree all my life. The difference is, now I make a mental note as to whether I would fuck whoever I see.

Here is an example of what goes on in my head (and this happened just a little while ago at lunch):

"Yes."
"No."
"No way."
"Not a chance."
"Yes."
"Oh, hell yeah."
"Uh, no."
"Hmmm. Maybe."
"Bleh. No."
"Damn. Yez."
Etc.

Does anyone else do this? Is it a guy thing? A perveted TM thing? I can't stop. Someone buy me a lunchbox.

TM

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was (honestly) just going to mention that I bet this board was much more interesting before people got to know each other IRL. Trade-offs I suppose.

I think quite a few knew each other IRL before this board was started. But you're absolutely correct, and the only reason this board still retains its freshness for me is that I have assiduously avoided meeting any of these clowns IRL, lest the inevitable pity I would feel upon seeing their spotty faces cloud my judgment or tempt me to stay my righteous wrath. Word to the wise: don't respond to Penske's PMs about getting together for "wine and cheese."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Tell your parents to give your wedding money to your sister for atty fees. If she really doesn't actually have money, get her to go to legal aid and then you, or someone else, can pick up pro bono hours.

Honestly, except for all the excess punctuation, that sounds just like the pro bono stuff that always gets sent around.

Ever done pro bono family law work? Only time I had an opponent threaten to "fuck me up outside". I'll never, ever do it again, although I do have to admit, it was rewarding. But not rewarding enough.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You know, as a young man, even in the throes of a Mickey's Big Mouth and skunk weed bender, with a willing partner, I always remembered "hey, this thing's loaded... no way I'm having sex without some birth control." If a drunken high school kid who gets hard when he spies a lingerie ad can control himself, everybodyu else should be able to. I just don't get folks who get knocked up and pop in and out of these fucked up relationships. Use. Birth. Control. What don't you understand about the fact that fucking without it gets you pregnant, and fucking a total dispshit without it might land your ass in a trailer park? Is it that hard to go to Planned Parenthood or buy some good, top shelf condoms?

Here is the thing. Some people (read Catholics) have a "problem" with the "birth control" because the Pope says it's wrong. Funny thing is, they don't have a "problem" with the "premarital sex" thing. Funny how that works. Relative on the other side of the family got "accidentally" pregnant with her worthless, jobless boyfriend. When her mother asked her why she didn't use birth control or get an abortion she freaked and said that her religion would not allow it. Hah.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a question.

Now that summer's here, women are wearing less. That is nice. Also, women have been getting more plastic surgery, so their bodies look much better in clothes. Also nice. Also, women now want to show off their asses, when they have them (as opposed to buying jeans that made everyone look like they have no ass, which sucked. Thank God that's no longer the style). Anyway, all this has led to more eye candy.

Let me add that I am older and getting more perveted by the day.

When I walk down the street, I now automatically scope and assess each woman I pass. This is nothing new. I'm sure I did it to some degree all my life. The difference is, now I make a mental note as to whether I would fuck whoever I see.

Here is an example of what goes on in my head (and this happened just a little while ago at lunch):

"Yes."
"No."
"No way."
"Not a chance."
"Yes."
"Oh, hell yeah."
"Uh, no."
"Hmmm. Maybe."
"Bleh. No."
"Damn. Yez."
Etc.

Does anyone else do this? Is it a guy thing? A perveted TM thing? I can't stop. Someone buy me a lunchbox.

TM

I'm sure it will give you great comfort to know that I do this on occasion. Don't know how to make you stop; I usually don't really notice that I've stopped until I start again.

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Here is the thing. Some people (read Catholics) have a "problem" with the "birth control" because the Pope says it's wrong.

Monty Python did this first, and better.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It has to some degree changed my posting habits since Mr Man showed up. But I'm not sure which event changed them more - SO posting here or meeting some of you IRL. Both are somewhat inhibiting to free flow of information about my various deviancies.

To anyone who has ever bitched that I didn't meet them when I was in city X, I give you this as my response. It is not because I didn't want to meet you; it is because I don't want to inhibit the free flow of information about my various deviancies.

Thanks, ncs! You're a lifesaver.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a question.

Now that summer's here, women are wearing less. That is nice. Also, women have been getting more plastic surgery, so their bodies look much better in clothes. Also nice. Also, women now want to show off their asses, when they have them (as opposed to buying jeans that made everyone look like they have no ass, which sucked. Thank God that's no longer the style). Anyway, all this has led to more eye candy.

Let me add that I am older and getting more perveted by the day.

When I walk down the street, I now automatically scope and assess each woman I pass. This is nothing new. I'm sure I did it to some degree all my life. The difference is, now I make a mental note as to whether I would fuck whoever I see.

Here is an example of what goes on in my head (and this happened just a little while ago at lunch):

"Yes."
"No."
"No way."
"Not a chance."
"Yes."
"Oh, hell yeah."
"Uh, no."
"Hmmm. Maybe."
"Bleh. No."
"Damn. Yez."
Etc.

Does anyone else do this? Is it a guy thing? A perveted TM thing? I can't stop. Someone buy me a lunchbox.

TM

I don't make notes as to which girls I would fuck, but I definitely get more perverted when the skirts and sun dresses come out.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
To anyone who has ever bitched that I didn't meet them when I was in city X, I give you this as my response. It is not because I didn't want to meet you; it is because I don't want to inhibit the free flow of information about my various deviancies.

Thanks, ncs! You're a lifesaver.

When you fly do they make you buy 2 seats? When you buy 2 seats, do you get 2 meals?

[SlaveNoMore]

Did you just call me Coltrane?
I was (honestly) just going to mention that I bet this board was much more interesting before people got to know each other IRL. Trade-offs I suppose.

But then people would have gotten laid a lot less often.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a question.

When I walk down the street, I now automatically scope and assess each woman I pass. This is nothing new. I'm sure I did it to some degree all my life. The difference is, now I make a mental note as to whether I would fuck whoever I see.

Here is an example of what goes on in my head (and this happened just a little while ago at lunch):

"Yes."
"No."
"No way."
"Not a chance."
"Yes."
"Oh, hell yeah."
"Uh, no."
"Hmmm. Maybe."
"Bleh. No."
"Damn. Yez."
Etc.

Does anyone else do this? Is it a guy thing? A perveted TM thing? I can't stop. Someone buy me a lunchbox.

TM

I do it, but the objects of desire in question are usually soccer players (mostly because I rarely get out for lunch).

Larsson - Oh yeah!
Van Nistelroy - Never in a million years.
Henry - Maybe
Beckham - Nah, too much of a pretty boy
Zidane - Definitely
Guys on the US MNT - Reyna, Mastroeni, Bocanegra, Cherundolo
Three of the guys on my indoor team - Yup.
The other 4 - Nope.
Any of the guys on my Outdoor team - Just one, but he's the EX and there is no way I'm going there again.

Very few guys in the office/building fall into the Yup category. Most of them resemble Pillsbury Dough Boys. (Hee hee)


Anne
Clearly, I need to get out more.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When you fly do they make you buy 2 seats? When you buy 2 seats, do you get 2 meals?

That's a trick question. Flights no longer have meals.

And, slave, as hot and slutty as you and the rest of the FB fuck-bunnies act like you are, surely the only difference is that all y'all would have gotten laid by different people.

Edited to change header, because it amused me.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a question.

Etc.

Does anyone else do this? Is it a guy thing? A perveted TM thing? I can't stop. Someone buy me a lunchbox.

TM

I have to ask, do you ever think about whether they would let you fuck them?


Anyway, I think you're just horny. Tell your gf that she should stop letting ugly soap stars with bad teeth hit on her and should focus on pleasing her man. I bet a little head at lunch would do wonders.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
When I walk down the street, I now automatically scope and assess each woman I pass. This is nothing new. I'm sure I did it to some degree all my life. The difference is, now I make a mental note as to whether I would fuck whoever I see.

I have done this "spot assessment" thing since age 14. The only thing that has changed is the variety of the internal monolog. It's as if we're in the Matrix and every woman I see is composed of "Yes" or "No" in little green lines of ASCII text.

God bless spring.