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[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I got to hear about all her recent work (lipo?!). Heard he was the diligent bf, by her side with ice cream (hey! she just had lipo for god's sake!), etc.

So, who was the prettiest one at that table? Be honest.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Sour grapes.

Like I don't get why SS is more popular than me, but you don't see me doing interviews on the subject.

Go back over to politics. Sidd's looking to kick your ass again.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Go back over to politics. Sidd's looking to kick your ass again.

Please, don't incite him. He'll use that devastating, razor-sharp wit and call me "short" again. I'm not sure I can take that.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So, who was the prettiest one at that table? Be honest.

I haven't met her. This was second hand. Mr Man was the prettiest one at the table.

PS. I'll PM you with details if I ever meet her. And I'll put in a good word while Jerry's in the bathroom.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I haven't met her. This was second hand. Mr Man was the prettiest one at the table.

PS. I'll PM you with details if I ever meet her. And I'll put in a good word while Jerry's in the bathroom.

He is pretty easy on the eyes. And let Rebecca know that I love her for her mind. Both of them.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Please, don't incite him. He'll use that devastating, razor-sharp wit and call me "short" again. I'm not sure I can take that.

I didn't just call you "short," i made a comment about a bone fide job requirement.
And you really shouldn't bring our fights over here- if I bring up the parenthetical "fight" here, I'm pretty sure you'll be needing to change socks.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Huh. The blog is hosted by a site that also hosts the lucky spinster and the thirty and flirty ("99 problems and my ovaries are one") blogs. Anyone we know? I didn't see and thongs or coffee mugs for sale, but I didn't look very hard.

People are stealing my inventions right and left. Is there an IP lawyer in the house?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
People are stealing my inventions right and left. Is there an IP lawyer in the house?

Well there is, but you and your crew fucked him, and not in the good way, so he'll want some sort of retainer, I'm sure.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I am a medium but not huge baseball fan, and I loved it. I can see someone who has almost no interest in baseball liking it. The writing is really good and there is a lot of interesting biographical and historical stuff about Billy Beane and the minor leauge baseball system. It also speaks highly of Harvard and Yale, so str8 and Hank would love it.

eta Plus I had all kinds of fantasies while I was reading it about the author fucking Tabita Soren.

Epstein makes the rest of us feel like we've done nothing with our lives. We all hate him.

I didn't know him in school (though we graduated same year), but I did know Tom Werner's (Red Sox owner, former Padres owner) kid, Teddy -- we did sports radio together. We used to give him so much shit about his dad's firesales in San Diego.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I like this blog. And not to get like all srt8 on your asses, but I kinda know the next Bachelor (he was drunk as shit the night I met him, so unlikely he remembers). And Mr Man actually knows him. I predict some messy drunken antics from this one. Maybe no potential mates wanting his sloppy ass?

Cool. My wife went to school with him, and his a-hole brother. Let's have a get together and swap Jerry stories.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Cool. My wife went to school with him, and his a-hole brother. Let's have a get together and swap Jerry stories.

I could tell you about the times I was an extra on My Secret Identity. Apparently that show was only shown in Canada. No idea why.

Edited to add theme song as follows:

You'll never guess my secret identity
Who's on the inside, hiding out
You'll never know what you see when you unlock a mystery
Sometimes this double life gets out of hand
But its all in a days work for Ultraman.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Cool. My wife went to school with him, and his a-hole brother. Let's have a get together and swap Jerry stories.

Sounds like it may be as much fun to get together with them and swap str8 stories.

Dude can bash a golf ball, that's for sure.

[tmdiva]

I think I can fairly promise not ever to vote for Constantine again. I sort of like(d) him (seeing more evidence via the Elimidate link of just how big an attention whore he is kind of turned me off), but he just isn't that close to being my favorite. And thank you for the return promise not to vote for tracheotomy-boy.

My order of preference:

Anwar
Bo
Nadia
Mario
Carrie
Scott
Constantine
Mikalah
Jessica
Anthony
Vonzell
Lindsey

I doubt I'll be voting for anyone below Scott, unless they show remarkable improvement in their performances.

tm

[bilmore]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That's how I read it at first. Then I thought, no, he's serious. But then, I thought that if you happen to be one of those women that is married to a man who wants to "bring home the bacon" like his dad, you probably knew that when you married him and you are probably very happy no longer in your high-powered career. So while his attitude is repugnant, where's the actual harm?

I figured it was written by one of those women. Nice con.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whatever you say, Shape Shitter. But ask yourself how much FTang Scatticus has gotten over his career?

I was warned away from the FTang. I thought it was sincere advice at the time, but in retrospect I think Slave was just cockblocking.