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[barely_legal]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't watch AI and I have never voted, but now that I know that bribes are on the table ... you know, I'd love to see you with a little troll of your own.

It's almost worth it for the 3 mos. paid maternity leave. You don't have to actually keep the baby to get the maternity leave, do you? I mean, if I was surrogate for a friend or something (not that I'm volunteering -- keep your paws off my uterus) then could I take the paid maternity leave even if I give away the baby? I need to go talk to HR right away....

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What have you got against tracheotomy boy?
I like his voice. Granted, he's a little stiff, but so was Clay. And look where he is.
And as much as I want Constantine around for awhile, I think he's either the first or second guy to go. It's a toss up between him and fatboywithnopersonality.

Less, your list is messed up. Lindsay will not survive another week. She's weak.
Nadia is the only one with personality. Carrie's got voice and looks. Other than that, you can have the rest in your order.

The fact that I called him "Tracheotomy-Boy" and you immediately knew who I was talking about demonstrates what I hate about him. I also heard that his gf "geeked" him up after he was picked for final 24 so that he would appeal more to the Clay fan demographic. And I tired of watching his scar twitch when he sings --wear a goddamn turtleneck.

The fact that you like Constantsuck proves that you are not someone with whom I can have a rational conversation about AI.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm fucking never getting married.

Are you implying that this is up to you somehow?

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you implying that this is up to you somehow?

TM

I could probably find SOMEONE, somewhere, who would marry me just for the money and/or citizenship.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by barely_legal
It's almost worth it for the 3 mos. paid maternity leave. You don't have to actually keep the baby to get the maternity leave, do you? I mean, if I was surrogate for a friend or something (not that I'm volunteering -- keep your paws off my uterus) then could I take the paid maternity leave even if I give away the baby? I need to go talk to HR right away....

I hear some women are lucky enough not to get morning sickness, but I'm not sure it's worth the risk.

But you're still young enough to sell your eggs. With your qualities, you could surely command enough to finance a 3 month leave, sans stretch marks.

[sunnybunny]

Can anyone tell me where to buy slips online? I need one and am too lazy to walk around stores looking for one, but i have a new skirt that's sticking to my stockings and I can't find where I left mine (uh oh!)

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hear some women are lucky enough not to get morning sickness, but I'm not sure it's worth the risk.

But you're still young enough to sell your eggs. With your qualities, you could surely command enough to finance a 3 month leave, sans stretch marks.

I read somewhere that you're only allowed to donate your eggs five times in the course of a lifetime. Supposedly it's to minimize the chances that your offspring will end up hooking up with one another. I don't know if sperm donors have similar restrictions on their spunk.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Can anyone tell me where to buy slips online? I need one and am too lazy to walk around stores looking for one, but i have a new skirt that's sticking to my stockings and I can't find where I left mine (uh oh!)

try barenecessities.com - not sure if they have slips, but they probably do.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I read somewhere that you're only allowed to donate your eggs five times in the course of a lifetime. Supposedly it's to minimize the chances that your offspring will end up hooking up with one another. I don't know if sperm donors have similar restrictions on their spunk.

Who would want to donate eggs more often than that? I understand the process is no fun, unlike sperm donation. Loads of hormones and whatnot. It's probably unhealthy to do that too often.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Can anyone tell me where to buy slips online? I need one and am too lazy to walk around stores looking for one, but i have a new skirt that's sticking to my stockings and I can't find where I left mine (uh oh!)

Blue, red or nude?







TM

[The Ref]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I was warned away from the FTang. I thought it was sincere advice at the time, but in retrospect I think Slave was just cockblocking.

Every time you rub one out, somewhere a kitten kills god.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Blue, red or nude?







TM

Those are called dress sheets. I just ordered some new ones for my horses, as a matter of fact. In Baker Plaid.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
spunk.

Did I just walk into a "Dear Swank" letter?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Who would want to donate eggs more often than that? I understand the process is no fun, unlike sperm donation. Loads of hormones and whatnot. It's probably unhealthy to do that too often.

I know someone who has done it three times.

She's not right in the head.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Those are called dress sheets. I just ordered some new ones for my horses, as a matter of fact. In Baker Plaid.

Your horses are pussies. Dress sheets? You might as well just put lipstick on them.