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03-17-2005, 07:08 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh, neither. When y'all get divorced or if you cheat, don't forget to ask me for a quick primer on safe sex.
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The truly premature can't always get the condom on before its over.
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03-17-2005, 07:12 PM
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O'Reilly's
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The truly premature can't always get the condom on before its over.
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Seriously, I give up. |
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03-17-2005, 07:13 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Seriously, I give up.
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We should date.
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03-17-2005, 07:16 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
We should date.
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I'm just glad he's married and seems faithful (and, of course, geographically distant) so I won't actually end up having, by accident, what more and more appears to be one of the most disappointing times of my life. |
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03-17-2005, 07:16 PM
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O'Reilly's
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The truly premature can't always get the condom on before its over.
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Spoken like the voice of experience.
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03-17-2005, 07:18 PM
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Spoken like the voice of experience.
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hah. I will include "fun, body-contact-involving" as a bonus to the "safe" sex information. |
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03-17-2005, 07:20 PM
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O'Reilly's
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm just glad he's married and seems faithful (and, of course, geographically distant) so I won't actually end up having, by accident, what more and more appears to be one of the most disappointing times of my life.
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Let me be somewhat frank. If, when discussing fucking a stranger, whom you only know from internet exchanges, the vessal you aim to keep "safe" with "safe sex" is fabric and your prophylatic of choice is your bodily orifi- then I am going to have to reconsider setting you up with my friend once he gets paroled.
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03-17-2005, 07:22 PM
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Spoken like the voice of experience.
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Well maybe. But I'd never cum on the couch- especially during March Madness. I'd be fixin to lay on that after.
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03-17-2005, 07:22 PM
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O'Reilly's
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Let me be somewhat frank. If, when discussing fucking a stranger, whom you only know from internet exchanges, the vessal you aim to keep "safe" with "safe sex" is fabric and your prophylatic of choice is your bodily orifi- then I am going to have to reconsider setting you up with my friend once he gets paroled.
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[Deleted because I'm squicking myself out]
So you wife was really inexperienced before the marriage, I take it? |
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03-17-2005, 07:22 PM
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American Idol
NEW YORK - Mario Vazquez is no longer contending for the “American Idol” crown, but he’s following in the footsteps of one of its most famous alumnus — Clay Aiken.
Vazquez has hired Aiken’s lawyer, Jess L. Rosen — the man who sprung Aiken from the contract binding him to the 19 Entertainment, the management company owned by “American Idol” creator Simon Fuller.
So it sounds like Vazquez got some sort of offer $$ if he left Idol.
Hmm. Why would you do that? If you win, you get $1million deal.
I hope it was worth it. I suppose he believe like the rest of us, that he didn't have a good chance in taking the whole thing.
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03-17-2005, 07:23 PM
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So you wife was really inexperienced before the marriage, I take it?
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From all accounts, she still is.
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03-17-2005, 07:25 PM
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From all accounts, she still is.
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Excellent point. I'm starting to get depressed. |
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03-17-2005, 07:31 PM
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O'Reilly's
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
seems faithful (and, of course, geographically distant)
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I think I see a silver lining here. His extended refractory period will provide you with ample time to check his wallet, just to make sure he wasn't lying about the geographically distant part.
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03-17-2005, 07:33 PM
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Originally posted by Gattigap
I think I see a silver lining here. His extended refractory period will provide you with ample time to check his wallet, just to make sure he wasn't lying about the geographically distant part.
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If he has an extended refractory period, the more geographically distant, the better. Not that it will matter. |
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03-17-2005, 07:34 PM
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O'Reilly's
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh, neither. When y'all get divorced or if you cheat, don't forget to ask me for a quick primer on safe sex.
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My technique is to quickly whip the condom off immediately pre-ejaculation, and then hose down the couch. It always gets high marks.
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