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10-10-2005, 11:57 AM
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You know, there's nothing preventing you from discussing anything (save politics) that you wish here. Whether anyone else will take part depends on how interesting or inane you can be.
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We all have acquaintances just like her. The ones who bring nothing to the table and expect everyone else to provide the entertainment. These are the same people who show with only a bag of chips for the BBQ, eat free food and leave just before everyone starts cleaning up.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-10-2005, 12:02 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We all have acquaintances just like her. The ones who bring nothing to the table and expect everyone else to provide the entertainment. These are the same people who show with only a bag of chips for the BBQ, eat free food and leave just before everyone starts cleaning up.
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Actually, I always prepare tons of food for other people's parties. I'm a welcomed party guest. And I love to help clean up. I think you're thinking of Paigow. I don't think she cooks anything that's legal.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-10-2005, 12:03 PM
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#3243
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Actually, I always prepare tons of food for other people's parties. I'm a welcomed party guest. And I love to help clean up. I think you're thinking of Paigow. I don't think she cooks anything that's legal.
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The chick who hangs out in the blow room until 4 gets a pass... even if her potato salad is store bought and tastes like ass...
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10-10-2005, 12:04 PM
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#3244
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We all have acquaintances just like her. The ones who bring nothing to the table and expect everyone else to provide the entertainment. These are the same people who show with only a bag of chips for the BBQ, eat free food and leave just before everyone starts cleaning up.
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"But when the king came in to see the guests, he noticed a man there who was not wearing wedding clothes. 'Friend,' he asked, 'how did you get in here without wedding clothes?' The man was speechless. Then the king told the attendants, 'Tie him hand and foot, and throw him into the outer darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.' For many are invited, but few are chosen."
Uh, Carry on.
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10-10-2005, 12:09 PM
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#3245
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We all have acquaintances just like her. The ones who bring nothing to the table and expect everyone else to provide the entertainment. These are the same people who show with only a bag of chips for the BBQ, eat free food and leave just before everyone starts cleaning up.
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No, no. Let's be fair, now.
She's the one who throws a party for you and then gets pissed if you aren't off picking up a bunch of shit for it. The one complaining about your ungrateful, dead beat friends who are always mooching off of her kindness. The one who thinks she's doing something nice, but won't shut up about it and constantly brings it up to remind you how good you have it, as she quietly sweeps your playboy collection out the door. She's the one who sneaks back into your house with the keys she never returned once you're broken up because she "forgot" something there.
Get it right, man.
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10-10-2005, 12:10 PM
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#3246
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by Gattigap
"But when the king came in to see the guests, he noticed a man there who was not wearing wedding clothes. 'Friend,' he asked, 'how did you get in here without wedding clothes?' The man was speechless. Then the king told the attendants, 'Tie him hand and foot, and throw him into the outer darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.' For many are invited, but few are chosen."
Uh, Carry on.
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I don't get it. Is SB one of us, or is she an unbelieving jew?
Am I god?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-10-2005, 12:11 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Actually, I always prepare tons of food for other people's parties. I'm a welcomed party guest. And I love to help clean up. I think you're thinking of Paigow. I don't think she cooks anything that's legal.
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10-10-2005, 12:12 PM
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#3248
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You play. to win. the game.
You PLAY. to WIN. the GAME.
You play to win the game.
TM
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In a rare moment, I agree. No whiners or bigheads, just go big or go home.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-10-2005, 12:12 PM
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#3249
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't get it. Is SB one of us, or is she an unbelieving jew?
Am I god?
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You know who wrote the Old Testament?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-10-2005, 12:14 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No, no. Let's be fair, now.
She's the one who throws a party for you and then gets pissed if you aren't off picking up a bunch of shit for it. The one complaining about your ungrateful, dead beat friends who are always mooching off of her kindness. The one who thinks she's doing something nice, but won't shut up about it and constantly brings it up to remind you how good you have it, as she quietly sweeps your playboy collection out the door. She's the one who sneaks back into your house with the keys she never returned once you're broken up because she "forgot" something there.
Get it right, man.
TM
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It's funny how you keeping returning to that party. It must hit some nerve for you. Is there something you want to tell us Thurgreed?
On a related note, Lunchbox Collector's mother was in town this weekend and brought a present for me....which means I have to have dinner this week with lunchbox collector to pick it up. Thurgreed, I'll tell him you said hi.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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10-10-2005, 12:15 PM
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#3251
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
and it looks like the freakin' sports board. it's times like this I miss chris's discussions of La Perla and disco mitts.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-10-2005, 12:16 PM
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#3252
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You know who wrote the Old Testament?
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Wonk?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-10-2005, 12:17 PM
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#3253
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Actually, I always prepare tons of food for other people's parties. I'm a welcomed party guest. And I love to help clean up. I think you're thinking of Paigow. I don't think she cooks anything that's legal.
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Bring food to a party? Do you frequent church picnics and block parties? This might explain how you meet cats with lunchbox fetishes.
I thought you were supposed to bring wine or booze, and that bringing food was considered an insult.
BTW, why the fuck would you ask people to bring food? I run down to Fresh Fields and get some platters of shit. Its costs like $150 - hardly a backbreaking expense if you’re throwing a party (shit, the booze is what costs all the dough). And nobody eats any of the food anyway. I should buy the stuff at ACME this Halloween... People just spill vodka and wine all over it.
The sign of a good party, IMO, is the absence of food served or eaten. Food slows people down.
ETA - Merde! STP...
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Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield; 10-10-2005 at 12:19 PM..
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10-10-2005, 12:21 PM
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#3254
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't get it. Is SB one of us, or is she an unbelieving jew?
Am I god?
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Sorry. It was the Unsolicited Parable of the Day.
The modern-day analogue to it, as described to me, was the person who -- however grudgingly -- attends the party, but by bringing nothing to the party clearly chooses not to be in it.
Sadly, Coltrane, neither you nor I am God. We may or may not be the king, depending on whether we're hosting. I have no idea whether SB would be an unbelieving jew, but clearly coming to the party isn't, in itself, enough. You need to bring an occasional good story about fashion, entertainment, philosophy, alien invader escape plans, double anal -- hell, something -- or, you get bound and cast into the outer darkness and shit.
Whoa. I've wandered into Watchtower territory. Give me a minute and I'll come up with some Caligula-style dream sequence to try and atone for this.
Gattigap
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10-10-2005, 12:24 PM
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#3255
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bring food to a party? Do you frequent church picnics and block parties? This might explain how you meet cats with lunchbox fetishes.
I thought you were supposed to bring wine or booze, and that bringing food was considered an insult.
BTW, why the fuck would you ask people to bring food? I run down to Fresh Fields and get some platters of shit. Its costs like $150 - hardly a backbreaking expense if you’re throwing a party (shit, the booze is what costs all the dough). And nobody eats any of the food anyway. I should buy the stuff at ACME this Halloween... People just spill vodka and wine all over it.
The sign of a good party, IMO, is the absence of food served or eaten. Food slows people down.
ETA - Merde! STP...
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If the host(ess) is serving dinner, then we bring an app in addition to the bottle. The bottle is always brought.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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