Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 256

Hank Chinaski · 10-13-2005, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That animal cruelty penalties are not severe enough.

BENTONVILLE -- Three young girls testified Wednesday their dad gave beer to the family colt to calm it down and pulled the colt behind his truck to "wear it out."

"That's why we named the horse 'Mickey,' because he likes to drink my dad's beer," said an 8-year-old girl, referring to Mickey's Malt Liquor, her dad's beer of choice.

The girls, ages 8, almost 9 and 11, were watching out the back window of their dad's red 1965 Chevy flatbed truck the June 8 morning when their dad tied the family's new yearling colt to the back and drove down gravel and paved roads in rural Gentry.

The rest is a really horrible story about what happened to that poor little pony and what the vet says. It's pretty sad. Fair warning.

Given it was in Arkansas, and Benton in particular, the horse was lucky Daddy didn't try for a Russian ending before the car ride. Maybe he would have if it was a mare. Homo sex is still taboo down there.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-13-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Reason #1 why I did not attend the Lisbon fashion show this year:

What do you have against her nipples?

LessinSF · 10-13-2005, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What do you have against her nipples?

That they are attached to a fifteen-year old boy's body, a face that would explain Sebby's blow-job aversion, and two stupid hats. Federline should be notified that he is being left behind by the fashion world in the stupid hat department.

pony_trekker · 10-13-2005, 11:10 PM

http://lovefilm.no/films/Bundyl.swf

rock video SFW but LOUD

10-14-2005, 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
...whatever city Wayne's World was set in.

Aurora, Ill.

Atticus Grinch · 10-14-2005, 04:15 AM

Old and busted: Eva Silverstein.

New hotness: Lisa Randall.

Lisa Randall and some of her favorite equations.

baltassoc · 10-14-2005, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Old and busted: Eva Silverstein.

New hotness: Lisa Randall.

Lisa Randall and some of her favorite equations.

You picked that picture over this one?

notcasesensitive · 10-14-2005, 11:29 AM

1. 7:00 a.m. Friday conference call that I shouldn't have to be on, following the closing of a big deal all week.

2. Missing Sebbypalooza.

Carry on.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-14-2005, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
1. 7:00 a.m. Friday conference call that I shouldn't have to be on, following the closing of a big deal all week.

2. Missing Sebbypalooza.

Carry on.

Me:

1. Not really having sick days b/c we're lawyers. I don't like getting punished for being sick.*

2. Missing ABBApalooza.

*I'm not sick. I just want to call in "sick".

sunnybunny · 10-14-2005, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Me:

1. Not really having sick days b/c we're lawyers. I don't like getting punished for being sick.*

2. Missing ABBApalooza.

*I'm not sick. I just want to call in "sick".

1. 2

2. or getting punished for taking a vacation. new flavor of the month asked about my vacation days...I just laughed--doesn't matter how many of am I take, don't take or go over, as long as I hit that magic billing number.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-14-2005, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
The EZ Pass lanes start at least a mile back and you take the EZ Pass tool both at a minimum of 50 miles per hour. Since the put in the new toll plazas, that alone has cut the trip from DC to NY by an hour most times of the day.

Do you get lost a lot?

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-14-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Reason #1 why I did not attend the Lisbon fashion show this year:

You don't like nearly bare model-breasts?

TM

robustpuppy · 10-14-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Me:

1. Not really having sick days b/c we're lawyers. I don't like getting punished for being sick.*

2. Missing ABBApalooza.

*I'm not sick. I just want to call in "sick".

Me:
1. Legal work and all things related, esp. those projects I promised I'd continue to work even though I really could have walked away without guilt.
2. Gigantic mushrooms that sprout up in the yard after a week of continuous rain.
3. Skylights. They do nothing for me, even when they don't leak.

dtb · 10-14-2005, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
2. Missing Sebbypalooza.

Carry on.

We missed you!! It almost wasn't worth it.

(Eh, who[m] am I kidding? It would have been most excellent to have you there, of course, but it was worth it, your unfortunate absence notwithstanding.)

sunnybunny · 10-14-2005, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
That animal cruelty penalties are not severe enough.

BENTONVILLE -- Three young girls testified Wednesday their dad gave beer to the family colt to calm it down and pulled the colt behind his truck to "wear it out."

"That's why we named the horse 'Mickey,' because he likes to drink my dad's beer," said an 8-year-old girl, referring to Mickey's Malt Liquor, her dad's beer of choice.

The girls, ages 8, almost 9 and 11, were watching out the back window of their dad's red 1965 Chevy flatbed truck the June 8 morning when their dad tied the family's new yearling colt to the back and drove down gravel and paved roads in rural Gentry.

The rest is a really horrible story about what happened to that poor little pony and what the vet says. It's pretty sad. Fair warning.

I'm fairly certain I would kill this man if I met him in person. Right after I dragged him from the bumper of my F250.