Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bill killer
That there's a reason he has his hand in his pants (trousers, whatever)?

By the way, I meant to say "welcome" in response to your delurk the other day.

To all the countless others out there reading, wishing to join in the Fun That Is The FB, I say that you should delurk, too. Especially if you look like Uma. (Or, since this is the internet after all, you can pretend that you do.)

[Jimmy Dean]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
bring on the hot dogs/meat jokes!

Two immigrants arrived in America.

On their first day off the boat in New York City, they spied a hot dog vendor in the street.

"Do they eat dogs in America?" one asked the other.

"I dunno."

"Well, we're going to live here, so we might as well learn to
do as they do."

So they each bought a hot dog wrapped up in wax paper and sat down to eat them on a nearby park bench.

One immigrant looked inside his wax paper, then over at the other and asked, "What part did you get?"

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Are we going to out all socks, or only ones that fail to meet some subjective humor threshold?

I prefer the subjective humor threshold, but for now, I am outing the socks about which I receive PM or IM complaints or which I see when I check in.

[bill killer]

Someone asked about sunscreen a while back. Kinesys rules - sprays on, no stinging, not stinky, works great. www.kinesys.com

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I'm not sure I know anyone, other than Less, who has regularly pulled this off.

Please note: This is a request for salacious stories.

This is not salacious, but the key is proximity. If someone is in a different city, it can go on for years. It's only when someone is close by that issues tend to crop up - analysis and all that crap.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by evenodds
It appears that is a new primary for a former user.

Meanwhile, there's been no sign of RP in far too long. I'm sending out a search party.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by she who used to look like Jennifer Aniston and who now makes me think I'm losing my balance
(sorry, ty, for the lack of salaciousness)

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is not salacious, but....

Come on, people. I think we can all do a little better than this.

[bill killer]

Originally posted by Not Bob
By the way, I meant to say "welcome" in response to your delurk the other day.

To all the countless others out there reading, wishing to join in the Fun That Is The FB, I say that you should delurk, too. Especially if you look like Uma. (Or, since this is the internet after all, you can pretend that you do.)

Thanks, NotBob! I have a decades-long crush on your avatar, so this means a lot coming from you. Or your avatar, whichever. And I do sort of look like Uma (or am willing to claim I do).

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I have been in this situation before (guy who had the top floor of the house and I had the main floor). One night I was on my porch and he was on his deck and I asked him if he wanted to smoke some pot.

And all I got was ginger Altoids. I feel so cheap.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by evenodds
I prefer the subjective humor threshold, but for now, I am outing the socks about which I receive PM or IM complaints or which I see when I check in.

So, my thurgreed marshall sock is history, right? Damn.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Bob
By the way, I meant to say "welcome" in response to your delurk the other day.

To all the countless others out there reading, wishing to join in the Fun That Is The FB, I say that you should delurk, too. Especially if you look like Uma. (Or, since this is the internet after all, you can pretend that you do.)

Um, yeah, I also "welcome" the "long time lurker/first time poster." Welcome, Newber!

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Not Bob
So, my thurgreed marshall sock is history, right? Damn.

Looks like I'm about to get zapped, too. Damn. Back to being Not Me all the time.

[dtb]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I went to all-female schools and saw about a thousand racks, and don't ever remember seeing a woman with hair between her breasts, much less hair worth shaving. Anyone else?

I went to all-female schools too, but this was really a first. It didn't even look like (well, from a distance of one sink-width, anyway) she had any hair there -- WTF?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Um, yeah, I also "welcome" the "long time lurker/first time poster." Welcome, Newber!

See? Even Mister Cranky(plaid)Pants says hello! How about THAT, oh you cynics! The FB is not (let's see if my memory is working) a clique-ridden, ego-stroking circle jerk -- no, no, no; far from it! It's a warm home in the cold world that is internet-based lawyer discussion groups.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by bilmore
Looks like I'm about to get zapped, too. Damn. Back to being Not Me all the time.

I always thought that the name you picked for that sock was a particularly transparent effort to hide your identity.