Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And the guy gets a pat on the back and the girl has to transfer to another school. And on the next trip to Big Bend National Park, there will be more chaperones at the back of the bus.

The football team needs a quarterback. Cheerleaders are more or less fungible.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And the guy gets a pat on the back and the girl has to transfer to another school.

Arguably that's a whole lot harsher on the guy than the girl. Transferring the slut who likes giving blowjobs away punishes the entire male population of the school, and is likely to lead to him getting his ass kicked daily.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Arguably that's a whole lot harsher on the guy than the girl. Transferring the slut who likes giving blowjobs away punishes the entire male population of the school, and is likely to lead to him getting his ass kicked daily.

[insert my many past exhortations to realize that "slut" is a term of endearment, and men should reward such women and heap opprobrium on their counterparts, rather then the reverse, here]

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by LessinSF
[insert my many past exhortations to realize that "slut" is a term of endearment, and men should reward such women and heap opprobrium on their counterparts, rather then the reverse, here]

"Treat whores like queens and queens like whores" is another good way of saying this.

Originally posted by LessinSF
[insert my many past exhortations]

What comes after "phoning it in"?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
They get in-house suspension and are separated from the other fourth graders.

If they are thirteen and only in 4th grade (instead of say 7th grade), then they probably would have trouble getting any on the tiny bus that takes them to/from school without the driver noticing...

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by ironweed
What comes after "phoning it in"?

The half-full beer I found around here after the keg died had cigarette butts in it.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He might have come up with it several years ago. He was an older guy, well known in SF, I believe.

If it was Will Durst, I retract the criticism, since he invented that joke. However, he invented it in 1988 and has no excuse for using it in 2004. Wait a minute, what the hell is he doing on LCS? That's like saying Jackie Onassis is going to be on "For Love or Money 2."

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
If it was Will Durst, I retract the criticism, since he invented that joke. However, he invented it in 1988 and has no excuse for using it in 2004. Wait a minute, what the hell is he doing on LCS? That's like saying Jackie Onassis is going to be on "For Love or Money 2."

Yes. It was Will Durst. And that is what I was saying earlier. A bunch of well-known comics tried out and were sent to the finals. Seems to me that the network decided that the show needed to be more funny than last time, so it asked in the seasoned vets instead of new kids.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No you don't. You can be 14 and fuckable. But you're only fuckable to people no more than three years older than you, though. To everyone else, you're not fuckable until you're 17.

Tex. Penal Code 22.011(e).

yeah. but you can't prove you fuck so good you should be treated as an adult, can you?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Yes. It was Will Durst. And that is what I was saying earlier. A bunch of well-known comics tried out and were sent to the finals. Seems to me that the network decided that the show needed to be more funny than last time, so it asked in the seasoned vets instead of new kids.

Well if amateur status means nothing (like the Olympics apparently) then why didn't the "Lovemaster" try out, I wonder. 'Cause he would have been a shoe-in for "one joke wonder riding it to death to the finals."

[Dat Phan]

Originally posted by mmm3587
I was struck by how unfunny most of them were. I saw Nashville, Chicago and Tampa, and there wasn't really a single funny person in any of them.

I mean, fat jokes and "I hate women" jokes can be funny, but they're way past the point of being funny because, OH MY GOD!, we're making fun of people in a hateful way!!!

I think this LCT will suck as much as the last one, and they'll pick some one-trick pony like Dat Phan ahead of people who are actually funny.

Hey. I had more than one trick. I have a whole book of jokes and an obsessive compulsive graph/chart system of how big the laughs are. I won based on scientific theory and proof. And because Ralph was so fat he was disgusting. And people felt really sorry for me after the whole hide-and-seek incident. Get the hell off my back man.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Arguably that's a whole lot harsher on the guy than the girl. Transferring the slut who likes giving blowjobs away punishes the entire male population of the school, and is likely to lead to him getting his ass kicked daily.

See. here's an example of an unintentionally hurtful post.

Shapey, the "entire male population" was not getting anything from anyone. Lot's of guys graduate HS a virgin. Lots of guy had an older friend buy them 2 Penthouses a month cuz the pages of one get all stuck by the 15th.

There is nothing wrong with this. Someday the right girl will come along. PS ask for pricing up front.

[str8outavannuys]

Since I needed to edit my post because of a STP-failure, I need something to say now. So here it is:

I miss PP and TF.

Moreover, when one plays a Tortoise album 10 times in a row, one starts thinking absurd things (like missing PP).

[SlaveNoMore]

str8outavannuys
I miss PP and TF.

Moreover, when one plays a Tortoise album 10 times in a row, one starts thinking absurd things (like missing PP).

You said its name twice.

Between all those Sting and Madonna concerts, didn't you see the movie Beetlejuice at least once????