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12-08-2004, 04:42 PM
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Steaming Hot
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by dtb
Isn't there a novel where something like this happens? It may be The World According to Garp, but I wouldn't swear to it. I think rather than sexual intercourse, the penis involved is having the oral sex done to it.
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Doesn't Garp's mom get pregnant by mounting a dying soldier or something? Or am I thinking of something different?
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12-08-2004, 04:45 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Speaking of people you know on tv, I caught the second half of the designer reality show on Bravo last night with the woman you know. Her design was pretty decent. The guy who won [the evening] did so by blind luck, and doesn't quite fathom that fact (The assignment was to create evening wear from items purchased at a supermarket - he chose cornhusks and then was too stupid to refrigerate them/keep them damp, so they shrivelled up overnight. They happened to shrivel in a cool pattern; he thinks he got points for using organic material.).
RT friend was not, in this episode anyway, portrayed as anything but a perfectly nice person. Which you'd expect.
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The preview seemed to imply that she's going to be fighting on tonight's episode. Vanessa is a woman of high passion, and sometimes she, er, forgets to turn on that part of the brain that self-censors.
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12-08-2004, 04:48 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Poll: best closing line
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
We should have a poll for favorite closing line of a show or movie.
My vote is for the Office, Series 2: "And people say she's just a big pair of tits."
As an alternate, you can offer cheesiest closing line.
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I vote with Not Bob. "nobody's perfect."
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12-08-2004, 04:50 PM
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Doesn't Garp's mom get pregnant by mounting a dying soldier or something? Or am I thinking of something different?
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Wasn't the car parked in the driveway hit by a moving car while the oral sex was being done and, um, the consequences were rather more severe than the receiver's mocking the giver as a "rookie" for making contact with her teeth?
Of course, I neither read the book nor saw the movie, but considering the number of papers I wrote (and received A's on, natch) in college under such conditions, as well as what I currently do for a living, who the fuck cares?
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12-08-2004, 04:50 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Drowned by beer cans
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Isn't there a novel where something like this happens? It may be The World According to Garp, but I wouldn't swear to it. I think rather than sexual intercourse, the penis involved is having the oral sex done to it.
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In the World According to Garp, Mrs. Garp bites off Garp's pecker when the car she is blowing him in gets rear-ended. Sort of a proxy DP gone terribly awry.
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12-08-2004, 04:51 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Doesn't Garp's mom get pregnant by mounting a dying soldier or something? Or am I thinking of something different?
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Yup. Originally printed as a short story in Playboy, entitled "Jenny and the Ball-Turret Gunner."
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12-08-2004, 04:53 PM
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by taxwonk
In the World According to Garp, Mrs. Garp bites off Garp's pecker when the car she is blowing him in gets rear-ended. Sort of a proxy DP gone terribly awry.
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I would simply like to note that I would never have described this very same event as I did in the post preceding Wonk's had I not followed this career path.
Nor would I have written the sentence above in that style had the aforementioned cursed career path not been followed.
And so on, ad infinitum, ad nauseum, etc.
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12-08-2004, 04:55 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I would simply like to note that I would never have described this very same event as I did in the post preceding Wonk's had I not followed this career path.
Nor would I have written the sentence above in that style had the aforementioned cursed career path not been followed.
And so on, ad infinitum, ad nauseum, etc.
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What conditions were you referring to in your first post?
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12-08-2004, 04:56 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Drowned by beer cans
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Wasn't the car parked in the driveway hit by a moving care while the oral sex was being done and, um, the consequences were rather more severe than the receiver's mocking the giver as a "rookie" for making contact with her teeth?
Of course, I neither read the book nor saw the movie, but considering the number of papers I wrote (and received A's on, natch) in college under such conditions, as well as what I currently do for a living, who the fuck cares?
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I bought the book when I was a kid because the movie looked good to me (mainly because Mork was in it), but I was too young to see it. My mom found out I bought the book and, knowing a bit about the book herself, threw it away because she thought I was too young to be reading it. I found the book in the trash and started reading it again anyway. She found the book again and disposed of it in a more permanent manner. That always struck me a sort of odd, given that my mom was quite the crunchy hippie chick. The censorship was unexpected.
I've never tried to read the book since. Or watch the movie. Mom won.
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12-08-2004, 04:58 PM
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World Ruler
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Skiing Question
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I can only give you info based on feedback from a guy who has been to many ski resorts and his report was that it was the coldest place he had ever skiied. So cold that they had to come in early. Remember, it's a Rocky.
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Congratulations on the 5 k, nfh. Will the board now be named after a link to msnbc.com?
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12-08-2004, 04:59 PM
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Moderator
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What conditions were you referring to in your first post?
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The condition of having what less courageous people might consider insufficient information about a given topic to write a document on it.
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