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01-04-2005, 02:29 PM
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#3421
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I'm getting there!
Join Date: Dec 2004
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George Carlin
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I assume (after a little bit of mental exercise) that AJ = Angelina Jolie. Correct? And was this just a random segue, or did I miss something?
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Unless you prefer the soiled panties of Tony Soprano's son (NTTAWWT), yes, Angelina. Segue: (1) An old, crusty man's signature on a piece of fabric. (2) AJ's signature crusties on a different fabric.
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01-04-2005, 02:31 PM
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#3422
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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George Carlin
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
A close family member is enough of a celebrity to be recognized in public quite a bit, and it certainly is a drag to always have people coming up to you to say hello.
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Gosh, I feel for em. I'm sure people who want to become famous have no idea that it might actually limit their privacy.
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01-04-2005, 02:31 PM
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#3423
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I'm getting there!
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George Carlin
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I will confess: licking AJ's (Anjelina Jolie's?) soiled underwear holds no attraction for me.
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Even freshly soiled?
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01-04-2005, 02:38 PM
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#3424
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Registered User
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George Carlin
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Originally posted by Seasonal Sock
Unless you prefer the soiled panties of Tony Soprano's son (NTTAWWT), yes, Angelina. Segue: (1) An old, crusty man's signature on a piece of fabric. (2) AJ's signature crusties on a different fabric.
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I thought you were talking about a backstreet boy. Or whatever. Isn't one of them named AJ?
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01-04-2005, 02:44 PM
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#3425
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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George Carlin
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought you were talking about a backstreet boy. Or whatever. Isn't one of them named AJ?
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Yes. BSB. AJ McLean. He had a substance abuse problem and very well manicured but odd facial hair.
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01-04-2005, 02:58 PM
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#3426
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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George Carlin
Quote:
Originally posted by Seasonal Sock
Unless you prefer the soiled panties of Tony Soprano's son (NTTAWWT), yes, Angelina. Segue: (1) An old, crusty man's signature on a piece of fabric. (2) AJ's signature crusties on a different fabric.
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Got it. Thanks. Once you (and by "you" I mean "me") become a crusty old man, it becomes hard to follow these quick and nimble leaps of topic.
Apropos of nothing (see? I'm like the old guy who puts his turn signal on three blocks before he actually turns), a former secretary once gave me a pair of seasonal socks as a Generic Winter Gift Giving Holiday gift. Little Santas and snowflakes. I miss that secretary. She now works at a plaintiffs' PI firm in Beaucoup Egypt.
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01-04-2005, 03:02 PM
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#3427
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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George Carlin
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Gosh, I feel for em. I'm sure people who want to become famous have no idea that it might actually limit their privacy.
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I tend to agree with you, although, I'm sure there are plenty of famous people who are just good at acting or journalism or whatever, that have chosen that particular field because they enjoy the work, reluctantly accepting that they will be famous. And if you're famous and not rich (not that that happens too often), I bet it becomes a pain in the ass to be bothered all the time.
TM
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01-04-2005, 03:03 PM
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#3428
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Soiled Underwear
OK, so now we know for certain that PhilaLawyer is *not* SD: he wears underwear.
spree: link to blog post that mentions that the author wears boxers.
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01-04-2005, 03:08 PM
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#3429
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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newsflash:
"So of course the generation that took sex public would move the other sphere of traditional privacy out of the confessional and into retail space. On prime time mental illness is a topic that is no longer taboo, but it is still just novel enough to incite laughter."
Nothing funnier than a walk through the DSM-IV zone. Can't wait to see the sitcom version of Marat/Sade.
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01-04-2005, 03:14 PM
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#3430
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Soiled Underwear
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
OK, so now we know for certain that PhilaLawyer is *not* SD: he wears underwear.
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Are you sure?
"Interviewing someone the day before New Year's Eve is pretty stupid. I had about fifteen things to get done before the end of the year and mostly, almost exclusively, I was focused on getting a facefull of cocktails on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights. I had a pretty solid trifecta of collegiate drinking with college friends in town for the holidays to look forward to. In the mean time, there were many briefs to finalize and ship out the door before the holiday. Like every other firm in town, we file massive amounts of paper before both Christmas and New Years, under the mistaken assumption that our opponents will not be able to craft a solid answer due to the intervening holiday. Of course, that's incredibly naive and childish, since every clerk and judge alive will grant liberal extensions to every respondent this time of year. But who am I to question management? I just spit out the standard paper and move on to the next pointless procedural argument. I am not inclined to offer anything other than passing-grade work this time of year, since the bonus was long ago decided. If the bonus is decent, I'll kick it back up to my usual B to A grade paper (depending how interested I am in the case and how much I like my client) around mid January. But for now, its all the canned stuff."
Maybe all Philly lawyers talk this way?
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01-04-2005, 03:16 PM
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#3431
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Soiled Underwear
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
OK, so now we know for certain that PhilaLawyer is *not* SD: he wears underwear.
spree: link to blog post that mentions that the author wears boxers.
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Smells like a red herring to me.
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01-04-2005, 03:17 PM
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#3432
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Soiled Underwear
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
OK, so now we know for certain that PhilaLawyer is *not* SD: he wears underwear.
spree: link to blog post that mentions that the author wears boxers.
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Obviously you advised him to throw this in to put us off the scent.
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01-04-2005, 03:17 PM
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#3433
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Soiled Underwear
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Smells like a red herring to me.
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Certainly possible...
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01-04-2005, 03:19 PM
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#3434
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Soiled Underwear
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
OK, so now we know for certain that PhilaLawyer is *not* SD: he wears underwear.
spree: link to blog post that mentions that the author wears boxers.
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This could be the clincher. As we all know, Sebby's the kind of cat who likes feelin free and easy in his Hickeys when he and the judge exchange "what a tool!" looks in court as the anal-retentive law review library addicted geeks drone on in Latin with 500 pages of footnoted cites.
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01-04-2005, 03:23 PM
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#3435
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Soiled Underwear
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Smells like a red herring to me.
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Well, he did break his bidet . . .
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